🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

When he eventually realizes how much in superchats the cozy audience would give him to watch a good solid round of verbally abusing Pantsu he will probably come around. Ralph can do a twice weekly segment on the KS of putting the lying, Pedo loving, whore in her place. Pantsu finally gets her own segment, Ralph gets to make money doing what he apreset does for free off camera and cozy viewers get the real woman bashing content they crave.

I don't think there's anything the Ralphamale won't monetise.

“If you pay me $10,000 I’ll show my gunt”

he’s literally prostituting himself now. Not very alpha male at all.

He was planning on charging for a slice of his Walmart wedding cake and I seem to recall on one of his much earlier pillstreams he interrupted a superchat to say they'd need to pay extra to insult him or his mom or some gay shit.

 

[Truly Rural]

Hope Cleo is alive and is watching over Rozy.

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[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Imagine mentioning Ralphamania in the same breath as a clearly professional wrestling event

God, how embarrassing

 

[Freeman]

I love attention whore Ralph. was he able to watch the show or did he spend the whole time imagining the autist king of wrassle wrassle noticing him?

 

[Lomax]

Hope Cleo is alive and is watching over Rozy.

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Hopefully Rozy received the good ending, where she was abandoned in an Amsterdam airport bathroom to be raised by the Dutch. And not left in a mexican crack shack with a bowl of water to share with Cleo

 

[cheese burger69]

Almost vomited when I saw this video, you will feel similarly even if you are desensitized, guaranteed!
At least to me, this is on par with the gunt tape.
Just look at the Mexican sitting next to him, immerse yourself in his unrestrained contempt.

Spoiler: NSFL

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VITAL EDIT: Ethan proceeds to rub salt into the wound.

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And of course black men are always on Jcaesar187's Mind, mutt's law.

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[gaystoner]

Almost vomited when I saw this video, you will feel similarly even if you are desensitized, guaranteed!
At least to me, this is on par with the gunt tape.
Just look at the Mexican sitting next to him, immerse yourself in his unrestrained contempt.

Spoiler: NSFL

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he looks like he's making out with a dude.

that's a dude.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Hope Cleo is alive and is watching over Rozy.

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They discovered the Airbnb cleaning lady would take Rozy home for an extra 50 pesos.

 

[Deezy]

Almost vomited when I saw this video, you will feel similarly even if you are desensitized, guaranteed!
At least to me, this is on par with the gunt tape.
Just look at the Mexican sitting next to him, immerse yourself in his unrestrained contempt.

Spoiler: NSFL

Ethan Ralph - Live from Mexico [1622377751532474379].mp4

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All I can think about is Faith telling Chris Kerr that Ralph’s breath smells like old tampons.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

he looks like he's making out with a dude.

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that's a dude.

This is why Ralph doesn’t usually do IRL streams with Pantsu, it just provides evidence of how incredibly ugly and gross they both are especially when seen next to average humans.

 

[Deezy]

This is why Ralph doesn’t usually do IRL streams with Pantsu, it just provides evidence of how incredibly ugly and gross they both are especially when seen next to average humans.

I wonder if their droopy eyes match up when they kiss. Like a mirror reflection

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I’d be more impressed if either of them received regular dental care but go off with your public halitosis swapping.

 

[Pinainas]

Almost vomited when I saw this video, you will feel similarly even if you are desensitized, guaranteed!
At least to me, this is on par with the gunt tape.
Just look at the Mexican sitting next to him, immerse yourself in his unrestrained contempt.

Spoiler: NSFL

Ethan Ralph - Live from Mexico [1622377751532474379].mp4

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I started the video, started to scribble something down and then when I looked up I saw them in eachothers mouths going at it. I was so shocked I forgot how to laugh for a moment.
Holy shit these two are upper class white trash lol

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

Almost vomited when I saw this video, you will feel similarly even if you are desensitized, guaranteed!
At least to me, this is on par with the gunt tape.
Just look at the Mexican sitting next to him, immerse yourself in his unrestrained contempt.

Spoiler: NSFL

Ethan Ralph - Live from Mexico [1622377751532474379].mp4

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Dude he's making a chris chan face at the end, magichan def got swallowed by his gunt

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wet brain

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Wet brain

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[Balthier]

Almost vomited when I saw this video, you will feel similarly even if you are desensitized, guaranteed!
At least to me, this is on par with the gunt tape.
Just look at the Mexican sitting next to him, immerse yourself in his unrestrained contempt.

Spoiler: NSFL

Ethan Ralph - Live from Mexico [1622377751532474379].mp4

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I've seen a lot of vile stuff on this site but this one was so gross and made me cringe so hard that I actually had to look away. The dude to the right looks so disgusted with them both. I know they're classless but this is truly something else. Most men desperate enough to be involved with her would only tonguefuck May's mouth in the dark and well away from where anyone could see. Hilarious that Ralph is smugposting with it.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Almost vomited when I saw this video, you will feel similarly even if you are desensitized, guaranteed!
At least to me, this is on par with the gunt tape.
Just look at the Mexican sitting next to him, immerse yourself in his unrestrained contempt.

Spoiler: NSFL

Ethan Ralph - Live from Mexico [1622377751532474379].mp4

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I watched oxen pulling a weighted sled at my county fair in a similarly sized arena.

“Is that a xanny stuck in yer teef? C’mere bitch, let me get that for you”

 

[MadStan]

His left eye is just so fucked. It's as slow and wonky as his metabolism. People must assume he is intoxicated on sight from his cross eyed looks.

To marry that thingsmasquerading as a woman, you'd need to have fucked eye sight.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

His left eye is just so fucked. It's as slow and wonky as his metabolism. People must assume he is intoxicated on sight from his cross eyed looks.

To marry that thingsmasquerading as a woman, you'd need to have fucked eye sight.

they both have their eyes closed, so…