The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Flamin Park]

What the fuck Sky? Mediating? Worst farmer ever. We need autistic slap fights

Bonnie still seems defcon 3 on ready to go whole hog about the Tranch and its lies. He's threatening a lot.

He's probably got kindness in his ear stroking his masculine ego and micropenis the second he gets home. If he just shows what a brave man woman he is by winning the tranch slapfight she might stop pretending to be too disabled for sex and stop looking for a bull on the side. You know behind all this 'kind is having a bad health year's is her not putting out anymore she's locked down her slave, and bonbon SEETHING over it.

As was it ever with BPD pussy

 

[Procopius]

Another tale from the Custer County Sheriff's Blotter. Probably totally unrelated to the ranch, but if any troon looking for grifting ideas happens to be reading



https://www.custercoloradosheriff.com/media-boards

 

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Another tale from the Custer County Sheriff's Blotter. Probably totally unrelated to the ranch, but if any troon looking for grifting ideas happens to be reading

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https://www.custercoloradosheriff.com/media-boards

Does the troon shack have propane accessories to utilize the propane?

 

[Oxyjen]

Does the troon shack have propane accessories to utilize the propane?

Oh you betcha

 

[Billable Hours]

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I've never seen a fursuit with Down's syndrome before

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Will put archive in post later. [A]

Also, Bonnie replied to a “stan” earlier this morning and I did not catch it, my apologies. This “stan” expresses confusion over what exactly to believe, due to Bonnie providing screenshots without context, and provided an example of how sketchy Bonnie looks by doing this. [A]

Here’s that image the “stan” made in photoshop.

“the Raven” made me laugh, ngl.
I’m glad that this post can serve as one covering all Bonnie activity today.
EDIT EDIT: Sky has spoken, but in response to the upcoming Hogwarts game. [A]

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I hope they can handle the rush of people stopping in to get their merch.

 

[stupid frog]

I look forward to their new adventures in vegetable and marijuana horticulture on Phil's parent's property. I hope they document and post every step of the way on twitter.

So are they taking Fedposter with them? He's done the land they're already on such a blessing. I guess they can nibble on the twigs he brings back from his walks.

 

[notafederalagent]

So are they taking Fedposter with them?

I can't see them not taking him. He's probably the hardest working person they've got, which isn't a high bar when the only other person that works is Penny. Shiteater Jen doesn't do anything do they? I'll admit I haven't been keeping abreast of tranch news updates since the downtime issues here.

 

[stupid frog]

I can't see them not taking him. He's probably the hardest working person they've got, which isn't a high bar when the only other person that works is Penny. Shiteater Jen doesn't do anything do they? I'll admit I haven't been keeping abreast of tranch news updates since the downtime issues here.

I think Jen sometimes does computer work, but I bet it's only when he wants to buy something and has no other way to get the money. But his back is apparently fucked.

"Yeah mom, I'm moving back home with my two wifes and ... Josie."

 

[retard strength]

Fat Paul is all bark no bite and he isn't doing shit. Phil is gonna come swing his dickless balls around Kindness' parents' second home where they hide their retarded and useless munchie daughter and her asswiper (Paul) after he has taken his two speds to evacuate the tranch with four tons of plastic garbage and plushies in tow, hands still bloodied from culling and burying 100+ remaining alpaca in the most barbaric depraved way possible, and Paul is gonna whimper and thank him for wrecking the home and property and his mother's credit and cry after he leaves. He'll hyperventilate, be ignored by Kindness, then take his rage out on Sky over text who will just throw another dog out of a car window and tweet about Harry Potter video games about it.

e: Sorry, *balls-less dick. Troon surgeries are so valid and natural.

 

[stupid frog]

Fat Paul is all bark no bite and he isn't doing shit. Phil is gonna come swing his dickless balls around Kindness' parents' second home where they hide their retarded and useless munchie daughter and her asswiper (Paul) after he has taken his two speds to evacuate the tranch with four tons of plastic garbage and plushies in tow, hands still bloodied from culling and burying 100+ remaining alpaca in the most barbaric depraved way possible, and Paul is gonna whimper and thank him for wrecking the home and property and his mother's credit and cry after he leaves. He'll hyperventilate, be ignored by Kindness, then take his rage out on Sky over text who will just throw another dog out of a car window and tweet about Harry Potter video games about it.

Trans women are women.

 

[retard strength]

Paul: You know Sky was a real fat retard, most dumbass faggot I ever knew, and I hate him and he is a Nazi for not wanting to fuck Kindness, but he did something I wanted him to today so sometimes I forget he's really wise- actually never mind I'm back making empty threats against him and the Tranch again.

Sky:

Trans women are women.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Oh you betcha

One look at the Tranch's cookware would turn Hank Hill into the Unabomber.

 

[Muttley]

The alpacowitz survivors will go found Alpacrael. Never again.

every alpaca is entitled to birthright

 

[Vect]

I thought the “bad actors” would be referring to the elite Nazi death squads that they had to guard against every night, what happened to them?

 

[Rickenbacker]

I give them one maybe two months tops until they’re back on twitter with a new trans lead business idea, I’m betting on a tranny baked goods business

 

[Divine right to rule]

Chuds win by doing absolutely nothing

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I give them one maybe two months tops until they’re back on twitter with a new trans lead business idea, I’m betting on a tranny baked goods business

With Jen's secret ingredient.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

With Jen's secret ingredient.

Thanks, I didn't need to eat the rest of this chocolate filled donut I was snacking on.