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[PyrrhicRustle]

LOL'ing at this lunacy. If that entered my restroom I would alert emergency services of a psychiatric nutcase in my presence. "Single Use Restrooms" so then why does it matter which one you go in??? You just need to feel speshul right?

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I see May has started Ralph on the troon train too now.

 

[anti SJW]

 

[Triple Flutz]

I see May has started Ralph on the troon train too now.

I actually thought it looks like Kurt from Uncivil Law.

 

[glad vlad]

LOL'ing at this lunacy. If that entered my restroom I would alert emergency services of a psychiatric nutcase in my presence. "Single Use Restrooms" so then why does it matter which one you go in??? You just need to feel speshul right?

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What a great find! The massive stubble, the enormous male potato head, the to me obvious intellectual disability and maybe autism, the casual reference to him snapping and screaming at a mother with young children. Fantastic. He must peak so many people.

 

[Your old Livejournal]

I'll never understand why troons just can't be content with enacting their autohomoerotic fantasies in the bedroom. Ten years ago these girls would have been content with pegging and anal while the guys would have been content dressing up in their girlfriend's lingerie. Like how did something as innocuous as fantasizing about being the opposite sex become a mandatory lifestyle so fast? Just masturbate to your yaoi and yuri and leave it at that for crying out loud.

IMO it also has to do with the ever expanding list of "signs that you are actually trans." You have these young girls on tumblr and the fanfic websites fantasizing about their yaoi ships and getting horny. Instead of just masturbating to their "gay" characters without over analysing it, tumble tells them that picturing a dick while you rub your clit means that you have a phantom dick or whatever deranged thing other TIF fujos told them it is.

If you actively go looking for it, anyone could find plenty of evidence that they're "actually trans" since the criteria has widened so much it basically includes every normal human action.

Add to that the very same "totally not girls" that then try to gatekeep yaoi by saying cis women enjoying it means being an -ist and -phobic fetishist (like some other kiwis already mentioned), and you get even more girls basically pushed into trooning out.

Those Zoomers just don't get that yaoi has always been for women and that before the troon craze only the most naive would have ever thought those ships to be an actual, realistic depiction of a gay relationship. And now tumblr and Twitter are full of two girls larping as gay couples, it's truly wild.

This is not a defence of yaoi in any way, but the TIFs made something already weird much, much worse by actually trying to live a fantasy.

 

[Fungible penis]

Looks like it’s a good day for Spanish taxpayers!

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Picturing Indiana Jones desperately trying to weigh out the correct amount of sand while facing down a rotdog.

 

[Piss Bear]

TiFs talking about their love of yaoi and how they think it's a reflection of real life men. Archive
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Does anyone else get crippling dysphoria when reading or watching mlm romance?​

I’ve been reading a mlm book recently and am reminded that I go into a depressive state every time. It’s just like… I’m never going to have that experience. Rationally, I know it must suck to grow up as a gay man in such an unaccepting world, but I’m jealous. My teenage years are almost gone and I haven’t even dated any guys. I never got a chance to have someone have a crush on me. I never looked like a boy. I never acted like a boy. These books, while I love them, make me so incredibly frustrated and depressed. Kinda just wondering if any of y’all understand?

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I'm a hard-core yaoi reader so I always try to self insert but it's like damn...I wish that was me

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yeah :/ it's so hard bc I want to consume media like that but I know it just makes me feel like shit afterwards. I watched heartstopper for the first time a few weeks ago and I was sent into some really bad dysphoria from it, I really liked the show, but it just sucks that I never got to have an experience like that

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I really like mlm romance but felt bad about it before knowing I was Trans. Tbh it made me feel happier that I could live a life that I dreamed of once I accepted being trans. Even if I don't have a cis man's kinda body, I'm happy enough with it. My disphoria comes more from people than anyone else

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I read a lot of yaoi and mlm fanfic as a tween/young teen because I saw myself in it (am a gay dude) and wanted that for myself. I didn't realise it at the time, but yeah LOL
I get what you mean though. I found it difficult to watch Heartstopper because it just filled me with a sort of grief-like feeling over never being able to have those experiences growing up as a guy. The scene where they have their first kiss? GOD I wish I'd had that as a teen. :') Dysphoria sucks

I will never feel sorry for the "homosexual" trannies. Yaoi is written by women, for women. Same with yuri and especially with lesbian pornos. The fact that a woman is enjoying it is further evidence that she is nothing more than a straight woman. Getting "dysphoric" over FICTION is the definition of first-world problems. These women are creating problems where there aren't actually any problems at all.

I'll never understand why troons just can't be content with enacting their autohomoerotic fantasies in the bedroom. Ten years ago these girls would have been content with pegging and anal while the guys would have been content dressing up in their girlfriend's lingerie. Like how did something as innocuous as fantasizing about being the opposite sex become a mandatory lifestyle so fast? Just masturbate to your yaoi and yuri and leave it at that for crying out loud.

You know what's funny? Most of these women are submissive in bed, they don't even want to be the one doing the penetrating. What they want in bed is to be fucked up the ass and LARP as a bottom having gay sex.

 

[Vi0l3t]

LOL'ing at this lunacy. If that entered my restroom I would alert emergency services of a psychiatric nutcase in my presence. "Single Use Restrooms" so then why does it matter which one you go in??? You just need to feel speshul right?

loonytroony.mp4

Where tf is he living that they dont have their own shitter? Group home?

 

[BeetleBug242]

LOL'ing at this lunacy. If that entered my restroom I would alert emergency services of a psychiatric nutcase in my presence. "Single Use Restrooms" so then why does it matter which one you go in??? You just need to feel speshul right?

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"I just lost it I snapped"
Yeah, I figured.

"None of my friends backed me up, they all said I was the problem"
Just fucking perfect, chef's kiss

 

[Fapcop]

I will never feel sorry for the "homosexual" trannies. Yaoi is written by women, for women. Same with yuri and especially with lesbian pornos. The fact that a woman is enjoying it is further evidence that she is nothing more than a straight woman. Getting "dysphoric" over FICTION is the definition of first-world problems. These women are creating problems where there aren't actually any problems at all.


You know what's funny? Most of these women are submissive in bed, they don't even want to be the one doing the penetrating. What they want in bed is to be fucked up the ass and LARP as a bottom having gay sex.

Reminds me of that Ftm who posted on Reddit about watching too much porn.

She was also wondering if it was weird that she liked/was mostly attracted to women being dominated.

Kinda makes you go

Especially when all the other ladies, sorry: True and REAL men, replied that it’s totally normal.

 

[New Horrors]

The image of a tranny clutching a stupid ikea shark as his dick is pulled inside out is funny to me.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The image of a tranny clutching a stupid ikea shark as his dick is pulled inside out is funny to me.
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Congrats troons, now IKEA has noticed your retardedness with the shark plushie and has decided to cash in on you. I'm sure the transflag one is more expensive than the regular one.

 

[Piss Bear]

The image of a tranny clutching a stupid ikea shark as his dick is pulled inside out is funny to me.
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What the hell lol? That thing looks like it's been skinned alive. Those colors are horrid. It'd look better with a darker blue and maybe a less flesh-colored shade of pink. Fitting for trannies though, I suppose. And are these things going to be actually mass-produced? They are so ugly.

 

[Am a tigoor]

Looks like it’s a good day for Spanish taxpayers!

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If she's underweight enough to be denied surgery, then the arm graft is gonna reach bone or sure look like it does

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

The image of a tranny clutching a stupid ikea shark as his dick is pulled inside out is funny to me.
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This isn't on Ikea's website, not even the Canadian one. I was hoping to get a price, but it appears this is currently only for tranny clinics or a tranny made copycat. If it's not a copycat then I wonder why it's not for sale? Is it too woke for them? Or are they waiting until June?

There's only 66 reviews on the Canadian site for blajah. Surprisingly, there's only a few (less than five) that are from trannies. Most of these sharks do appear to be purchased for children. One review from an adult who bought this for themselves (trans status unknown) did say they got lots of glares carrying it around the store. Are normies aware of the tranny meme?

I thought this review was Awwwwwww.


Edit: apparently it's a donation from Ikea Canada to one clinic in Canada.

Mary Sue article on this retardation

 

[Am a tigoor]

The image of a tranny clutching a stupid ikea shark as his dick is pulled inside out is funny to me.
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save him

 

[Criticallacitirc]

Did a quick check in with the girls in r/gaytransguys

Got a big lol out of this




Basing her idea of gay guys off of King of the Hill.

 

[NoReturn]

 

[Am a tigoor]

This isn't on Ikea's website, not even the Canadian one. I was hoping to get a price, but it appears this is currently only for tranny clinics or a tranny made copycat. If it's not a copycat then I wonder why it's not for sale? Is it too woke for them? Or are they waiting until June?

There's only 66 reviews on the Canadian site for blajah. Surprisingly, there's only a few (less than five) that are from trannies. Most of these sharks do appear to be purchased for children. One review from an adult who bought this for themselves (trans status unknown) did say they got lots of glares carrying it around the store. Are normies aware of the tranny meme?

I thought this review was Awwwwwww.
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Edit: apparently it's a donation from Ikea Canada to one clinic in Canada.

Mary Sue article on this retardation

I found a pink bootleg one on Aliexpress just now. Someone might have spliced that and the original blue one to make a custom thing?

I had one of these sharks because I collect plushies but he was given away by accident. Don't know if I could get a new one without feeling weird about it. Perhaps it would be like saving one from going to a bad home?

 

[Vapewizard]

PL: I've noticed even in my lefty friend group it's quite common to shit on furries, fujoshi's

I find it funny how this sometimes can cause infighting within the greater group cause on one side there's the lefties who hate furries and fujoshi but on the other side there's the lefties who push back against that cause TERFs also hate furries and fujoshi, therefore hating on them is deemed TERF rhetoric.