The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Pepe, one of their most-photographed animals, is a Vicuña I believe. I’m not sure that’s really a problem considering that the whole herd is quite large and 99% alpaca.
That was interesting facts in that YouTube film though, I’m glad to say my local keeper seems to be following those rules: a small number, two groups that are in separate fields, well away from the sheep.

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He's got nicer chompers than Penny!

 

[Fields Of Rye]

This genius is comparing handfuls of chickens on mass-produced food farms with thousands of chickens being raised for food (read: to kill) dying

To a bunch of trannies with as much expertise as him running a farm with animals that 1. aren't used for food, 2. are specifically there because they were "saving" them SPECIFICALLY FROM DYING, that they constantly claim are being cared for and loved as individuals by them, and not mass-produced food products for market.

And doesn't see a difference.

Then gives his opinion after saying he has no idea about anything (and further shows it's actually the opposite, he knows incredibly stupid irrelevant information).

Very solid post 10/10 new chief of PETA

Worked with a company where we handled horses. They had lost 4 in like 10 years that wasn't from old age/retirement. These were work horses too.
50% herd loss is fucking catastrophic. Especially when it's something that's only job is to eat and shit. You can tell these people know fucking nothing. They basically glow in the dark.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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I heard about this strange rumor that at around midnight to 3 AM, a herd of undead alpacas would occasionally rise up from their graves and search for either missing wool or their lost loved ones. And if you park your car or walk near the ranch around the same time, one of the alpacas will even come near you.

But upon close contact with one of them, it'll fall on the ground and lay there, silently sobbing and shaking spastically on the ground, mouth boiling with blood while begging for a superior species to end its abusive life so God could take it away from the accident we call Earth.

 

[Beak Thing]

The dead are the lucky ones, for them the Tranch is over.

For animals, the Tranch has a higher mortality rate than the GULAG did in 1942-1943. I wonder if "Sentenced to Tranch without the right of correspondence" is a way to dispose of problematic animals.

 

[A Grey Cat]

These Alpacas died because they were all too busy fucking each other and photographing their decaying, stretched out stink ditches.

At first I thought you meant the alpaca were too busy fucking each other cause what else can they do besides starve and freeze while being neglected. Plus the tranchers are so delusional they themselves have said "AlpAcA are qUeeR tOO!" And refused to separate them by gender.

I don't think there's anything more toxic to this planet than a male failure with a dress on.

usually I think people who make comments about how "there's nothing left worth saving," or "just let it all burn its too pozzed to be saved." Even when it's meant to be snide and not all that serious, but seeing the tranch and how the average modern male can't survive one day without being Molly coddled by technology and convenience? I do think maybe said cynical remarks have some merit.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

At first I thought you meant the alpaca were too busy fucking each other cause what else can they do besides starve and freeze while being neglected. Plus the tranchers are so delusional they themselves have said "AlpAcA are qUeeR tOO!" And refused to separate them by gender.

Tranchers confused that Alpacas don't see that sex is merely a social construct when they keep on having dangerous pregnancies and miscarriages due to letting the males freely mix with females.

 

[AssignedEva]

You can happily grow outside through the summer where they are, with some care about watering.

But again, that’s a big missed opportunity if they wanted to be self sustaining. It would be the perfect site for a commercial grow op - even though it would mean running a generator for lighting during the winter, you get a bonus of waste heat from that which they have no end of need for. So it would be a relatively efficient use of fuel.

They were setting up a "workshop" at one point that looked suspiciously like they'd be using it for a grow-op. Any such plans fell apart when Bonnie ran off with Kindness. Jarrod was looking at growing magic mushrooms but nothing came of that either, as far as we can tell.

 

[F13 Key]

Jarrod was looking at growing magic mushrooms but nothing came of that either, as far as we can tell.

I don't want to imagine the horrors one would see after ingesting the fungi growing in Kevin's crotch cavity.

 

[Oxyjen]

I don't want to imagine the horrors one would see after ingesting the fungi growing in Kevin's crotch cavity.

This may explain the nightmares of JEN

 

[Particle Bored]

The first blood transfusions utilised sheeps blood to humans, some pacca pearlies would work in a pinch- when u got a row of tombstones in there already like Ol’ Pen.

 

[Starre & Ruine]

Jarrod was looking at growing magic mushrooms but nothing came of that either, as far as we can tell.

Magic mushrooms are not terribly challenging but require scrupulous attention to aseptic technique, otherwise there is contamination and the culture becomes whatever settled there.

I think the 'tranch is just too filthy for that to be successful. Between unwashed, 'troon, unwashed living spaces, and animal dander, there are lot of contamination sources.

Jarrod could have ended up cultivating whatever lives in the Amhole...and we know how that turns out.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I gotta say, Alyssa is lowkey based for this despite being a BPD Skitzo. Her being crazier than them but somehow more sane literally broke their brains.

>Finds Tranch
>Lewds with Bonnie
> Denies Kevin
>Cleans the cat piss
>Exposes the sexism on the Tranch by saying how badly the scrotes are treating the women
>Exposes the hypocrisy on self Identity when they question her.
>A rift occurs
> Takes Bonnie
>Streams pissing in a bathtub
>Fails to elaborate
>Leaves

I am glad I'm not the only one who thinks Alyssa is an absolute baller. Yes, she is a lying BPD loon. But she also waltzed into the alpaca ranch, started everyone fighting amongst each other, absconded with the mortgage holder, and has now gained herself a full-time carer and Twitter simp while the ranch crumbles to dust in her wake.

Pictured: Alyssa holding the Golden Apple of Troon Discord​

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Magic mushrooms are not terribly challenging but require scrupulous attention to aseptic technique, otherwise there is contamination and the culture becomes whatever settled there.

I think the 'tranch is just too filthy for that to be successful. Between unwashed, 'troon, unwashed living spaces, and animal dander, there are lot of contamination sources.

Jarrod could have ended up cultivating whatever lives in the Amhole...and we know how that turns out.

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Is that Landon Hiscock?

 

[Lurk Jurk]

Rate me late by why the fuck did the troons think they needed that many alpaca? I've seen successful alpaca fleece sellers who have maybe a dozen animals at most.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

IIRC, there's a farm run by trans people in upstate New York that doesn't have a thread because they're not lolcows.

I doubt that.

I am willing to consider there might be 1 or 2 trannies out there that are not lolcows.
You get enough trannies together to form a bowling league or run a ranch you are going to have lolcows.
They just are not as obvious with their lolcowery.
(Is that a word? Lolcowedness? Lolcowification?)
The Tranch broadcasts their stupidity for the whole world to see.

I suspect I am late but does anyone else find it ironic that the tranny ranch managed to loose 41% of their herd?

 

[Oxyjen]

Rate me late by why the fuck did the troons think they needed that many alpaca? I've seen successful alpaca fleece sellers who have maybe a dozen animals at most.

They’re “pre owned” alpaca. From people who previously collected or bred too many and the work got to be too much.

If I had to guess I would say they have an income related to that, to sweeten the deal: “you take all of the animals and we’ll keep paying you what we would have spent on hay”.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

They’re “pre owned” alpaca. From people who previously collected or bred too many and the work got to be too much.

If I had to guess I would say they have an income related to that, to sweeten the deal: “you take all of the animals and we’ll keep paying you what we would have spent on hay”.

Incredibly unlikely. I recall them getting a free years worth of hay, and that would probably be the extent of anything - You never want to set up an actual cash pipeline for something like that, its a massive liability concern and looks shady as hell. The last thing you want is to be sending regular cash to a desolate 'ranch' to 'take care of some of our animals' just for them to also turn out to be growing drugs on site.

 

[Oxyjen]

Incredibly unlikely. I recall them getting a free years worth of hay, and that would probably be the extent of anything - You never want to set up an actual cash pipeline for something like that, its a massive liability concern and looks shady as hell. The last thing you want is to be sending regular cash to a desolate 'ranch' to 'take care of some of our animals' just for them to also turn out to be growing drugs on site.

OK, but a year of free hay is still an inducement and might have encouraged them to take on way more animals than they should have.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I second the posts telling fedposter J, Bonnie and any other associated troons from the ranch reading here.

However, if you don’t want to take it from some internet randoms on a site you have been repeatedly told is out to kill you, then find an older wiser adult you have had a good relationship with, be it a former teacher who was sympathetic, a childhood friend’s parent, or if such a service exists, a citizen advice bureau.

Explain to them the situation and your involvement, your fears and what has been going on.

Listen to them, not to twitter people or other people from your social groups.

Oh god that’s what’s going to happen isn’t it.
They are ‘expanding’ cos they are just going to leave Fedposter J there, to go more and more mad and shoot whoever comes, while they are safe elsewhere- this really is gonna end in a hail of bullets!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yyEGtxTY85M

 

[Temperance]

Cliff notes from this video:

Inexperienced ranchers should not be rescuing alpacas, they should have gotten a small herd of 3 or 6 from a reputable breeder

NEVER EVER mix male or female. They don't breed on a heat cycle, the males will just breed them whenever which can cause UTIs. A male breeding a pregnant female may cause an abortion. The male can actually end up killing the baby trying to breed the female during delivery because of a hormone spike.

Don't keep them with sheep, horse, chickens, etc. Not companions for alpaca.

Alpacas need copper in their diet, copper will kill sheep. Disease tolerance is higher in sheep and goats which then parasites can spread to alpaca and kill them. However they might be being saved a bit by the dry climate. Goats can be bullies and injure alpaca.

"some people just won't learn until the animals are dead"

Alpacas must be sheared once a year in the spring, this is vital to their health. They will suffer from heat and the weight of the blanket, can have a heat stroke in the summer and die. Heat stress is very serious.

So they pretty much fucked up everything, the video didn't even mention anything about getting way too big a herd to start with because I guess that would be such an obvious 'do not do this'. It's a cute video though and not very long so you should still watch it!

Thanks for the summary! It's uncanny how the Tranchers have managed to do everything wrong.
The lady in the video really emphasized the seriousness of heat stress (which is why shearing is so important). She said if you see your alpacas standing in their drinking water, that's a bad sign; they're too hot! See 12:47 to 13:43 in the video. You generally shouldn't spray water on your alpacas either, although it's probably okay IF they've recently been shorn and IF you only spray their legs & chest. Spraying water on their backs or letting the alpacas immerse themselves in water is bad since it causes matting of the fur, making it so heat gets trapped more easily. It can also lead to rotting of the fur & skin!

I mention this because the Tranchers spray their alpacas all the time! I didn't know this was actually bad for them...

Spoiler: Videos

Pepe, one of their most-photographed animals, is a Vicuña I believe.
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Yep, Pepe is a vicuna and is beloved by Penny. Penny sees him as a "lovable scamp" and laughs about how often Pepe manages to break into the female alpaca enclosures. It's a serious problem and undoubtedly the source of many of their "unexpected pregnancies", but Penny just thinks it's funny.
I'm having trouble finding the tweets, but I swear I remember Penny calling Pepe a "scamp" and an "escape artist". I also remember him commenting on how Pepe always manages to break through or jump over their fences/barriers. Here are a few related tweets, although they aren't the ones I'm thinking of:

This one is close to what I was thinking of, but it's not Pepe:

I seriously think Penny went back and deleted tweets at some point after getting criticism for the totally mysterious, unexpected pregnancies ( ), because when I try searching for "pregnant/pregnancy/pregnancies" on both Penny's personal twitter and the Tranch's twitter, there are only two results total. No relevant results for "unexpected" either.