Liz Fong-Jones / 方禮真 / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey / Honeycomb.io Field CTO - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Billy Bob Dick]

Hi there Elliot Chong Dong Bong Pong Ching Ding Ping Wing Chopped Off His Dingaling. We all know you read this thread, you blockfaced blockheaded tranny psycho piece of shit.

Anyway, in the spirit of Christmas, in which you've permanently alienated both your parents (who hate your guts), and in which you have no friends (who aren't mentally ill and whom you haven't consent accidented), here's a song. I imagine this perfectly sums up your holiday experience. Enjoy!

 

[Wy4M]

End of Oct/beginning of Nov 2018 Elliot had to go back to Thailand to have 'some' surgery.

Guess who's flying with him?
(Kube Cuddle)

Tip: They do match colors.

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Elliot doesn't mention exactly what the surgery is about but he had to visit an SRS hospital and finally after a few days he's able to sit again in a cushy chair without too much pain.
He also mentions that he's working on his memoir 'Considered Harmful' (I also misread it as Consent Harmful)

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "#NaNoWriMo, here we come! Today's t…

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Goodbye to the Suporn Clinic which he used to visit 11 years earlier in 2007 to get himself mutilated.

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Cube Cuddle:

Imagine you're a speaker for whatever tech-con and you think it's important to make this statement:

 

[Neil]

Feeling cute, might dilate later.
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Elliot's jawline could literally be used to cut diamonds and he has the audacity to say that he "feels cute" dressed like this??
LMAO, forget YWNBAW, YWNBAHB, Elliot.

On his Telegram KF account, Josh wrote:



I have questions.

Fong-Jones has been orchestrating incessant, around-the-clock attacks on KF for months now, apparently while in chronic pain from a host of health problems and while also presumably working full-time as a Field CTO for Honeycomb.io--a company that doesn't seem to care if its remote employees spend innumerable hours orchestrating illegal Denial of Service attacks and the like against a legal website, which is simply bizarre. What does this maniacal fucking troon tells his employers when they express concerns about the illegal shit he's doing on what must be company time? How does that work, exactly? No company in the world would put up with this shit unless the company itself is either sympathetic or actively involved, which is a huge liability risk either way. Companies are usually risk-averse to the point of paranoia. Not Honeycomb.io. Odd, very odd.

Are we missing something, some obscure but damning piece of evidence buried under the mountain of Fong-Jones related data we've amassed so far? Another consent accident victim we don't know about but whose identity is there to see if we looked? What would motivate this stratospheric level of commitment?

A solution to the Fong-Jones problem might present itself if we understood means and motivation, I keep looking at this from different angles and haven't yet fully figured out either. None of it makes sense.

Funny how a salaried "Field CTO" has enough time to dedicate his every waking hour to trying to illegally take down a legal obscure gossip forum on the internet.

End of Oct/beginning of Nov 2018 Elliot had to go back to Thailand to have 'some' surgery.

Guess who's flying with him?
(Kube Cuddle)
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Tip: They do match colors.
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Liz Fong-Jones on Twitter: "Guess which pony is flying with me?… "

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Elliot doesn't mention exactly what the surgery is about but he had to visit an SRS hospital and finally after a few days he's able to sit again in a cushy chair without too much pain.
He also mentions that he's working on his memoir 'Considered Harmful' (I also misread it as Consent Harmful)
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "#NaNoWriMo, here we come! Today's t…

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Goodbye to the Suporn Clinic which he used to visit 11 years earlier in 2007 to get himself mutilated.

Of course he's a horsefucking ponyfag. Disgusting how anyone with any sort of minor sway on the tech industry can be so openly degenerate enough to announce his ponyfag OC after listing his various delusions and kinks in a supposedly serious conference about technology.

 

[Diaper Wearing Furbaby]

Elliot's jawline could literally be used to cut diamonds and he has the audacity to say that he "feels cute" dressed like this??
LMAO, forget YWNBAW, YWNBAHB, Elliot.

Funny how a salaried "Field CTO" has enough time to dedicate his every waking hour to trying to illegally take down a legal obscure gossip forum on the internet.

Of course he's a horsefucking ponyfag. Disgusting how anyone with any sort of minor sway on the tech industry can be so openly degenerate enough to announce his ponyfag OC after listing his various delusions and kinks in a supposedly serious conference about technology.

Most people obsessed with the MLP fandom are grown men. Not surprising there's a few trannies in there but the MLP brony trend died out a long time ago. Now most of these people are addicted to that show bluey grown men fantasizing over a 6 year old cartoon dog, guarantee he's probably into that too

 

[Dylan]

>Be Ding-dong-chong
>tiny dong-dong want Coom-coom :3
>frilly skirts give peepee a stiffy
>stiff peepee wants to be wet veevee
>travel to dingchop land
>hungry docutoru chops peepee and feeds his starving family of ladyboys
>no real wet veevee
>just a raw goulash
>can't attract no hung stud
>no peepee milk for his meat veevee
>only sincere form of copulation would be with a homeless crackhead unloading poopoo on the pretty lady face
>no more coomcoom
>just eat poopoo

 

[FinnSven]

Most people obsessed with the MLP fandom are grown men. Not surprising there's a few trannies in there but the MLP brony trend died out a long time ago. Now most of these people are addicted to that show bluey grown men fantasizing over a 6 year old cartoon dog, guarantee he's probably into that too

Bronyism is where a lot of this current bullshit was established.
Pedos and questionable people could hide within a fandom and cult while well meaning defenders made weak excuses for them.

Bronies and Troons should all be preemptively registered and barred from careers with vulnerable people. Especially children.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway, in the spirit of Christmas, in which you've permanently alienated both your parents (who hate your guts), and in which you have no friends (who aren't mentally ill and whom you haven't consent accidented), here's a song. I imagine this perfectly sums up your holiday experience. Enjoy!

I'm not sure what I like more about this post, the casual racism or the more subtle implication that this chink is a Korean.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

End of Oct/beginning of Nov 2018 Elliot had to go back to Thailand to have 'some' surgery.
...
Goodbye to the Suporn Clinic which he used to visit 11 years earlier in 2007 to get himself mutilated.
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He may have said goodbye to the clinic but apparently did not say goodbye to that paunch.

Not quite a gunt here, but it could well be by now: those clothes he was wearing in Australia were awfully baggy.

 

[behindyourightnow]

All "Consent Accident" (RAPE) Liz Fong-Jones has done is harden us. The last attack with Keffles forced Null to do a complete overhaul of the server system- thats why we're able to still talk at all- and now running out of options, he's blackmailing Tier 1 ISP CEO's wives to shut us down. I ask you, if and when we get through this, God willing on a Christmas miracle, what the hell does this faggot have left? Other than ripping out the server stacks by hand, not much.

If this story arc ended with Fong-Jones on a rampage trying to demolish a server farm with his own version of a Killdozer, I would not even be that surprised.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If this story arc ended with Fong-Jones on a rampage trying to demolish a server farm with his own version of a Killdozer, I would not even be that surprised.

He'd be too lazy to do that.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Tip: They do match colors.
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I like this, nobody will know he matches the pony thing, they'll just think he tried to match his shirtdresswhatever and failed horribly.

 

[One87five0]

Goodbye to the Suporn Clinic which he used to visit 11 years earlier in 2007 to get himself mutilated.

Holy shit lol. This chink's waistline is eerily similar to my uncle's a few years before he died of Cirrhosis. Enjoy your "gender euphoria" while it lasts, Liz. Your internal organs can only hold out for so long. Can't wait to see what quits on you first: your eyes or your liver.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Holy shit lol. This chink's waistline is eerily similar to my uncle's a few years before he died of Cirrhosis. Enjoy your "gender euphoria" while it lasts, Liz. Your internal organs can only hold out for so long. Can't wait to see what quits on you first: your eyes or your liver.

His will to live will crap out long before either of those things.

Even with all of their self-inflicted physical problems and mental torment, troons seem to stubbornly cling to life for as long as they can. In the rare instance they don't end themselves, their health problems will not take them out as quickly as you'd think they would.

The absolutely most likely thing that will kill Elliot will be Elliot.

 

[Fungible penis]

If this story arc ended with Fong-Jones on a rampage trying to demolish a server farm with his own version of a Killdozer, I would not even be that surprised.

he'd lead the charge chin-first like some awful z-list Xman. (Except he can never be an ex-man, as HWNBAW)

 

[The Internet Dick]

Fong-Jones wrote:

I'll be working on my memoir, Considered Harmful...

Putting aside the grandiosity it takes for a misshapen, egomaniacal troon to think their story is worth buying and reading, the title Considered Harmful is something of a tell: stodgy, forgettable, lame, all of which a title should never be. Of course, Fong-Jones could be referring to himself, as in considered harmful by his consent accident victims.

The truth is this demented freakshow isn't known for 'cofounding the tech worker protest movement'. What he's known for is a lantern jaw and an autistic fatwah against Josh Moon and Kiwi Farms. If you start to type Fong-Jones in a search engine, the auto-populating dropdown results function immediately helpfully supplies Fong-Jones Kiwi Farms at or near the top of the list.

You're Ahab to Null's Moby Dick, Elliot. That's what you're known for. That's all you're known for, and all you will ever be.

Moby Dick won, btw.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

How can you co-found a movement that doesn't exist?

 

[Markass the Worst]

Putting aside the grandiosity it takes for a misshapen, egomaniacal troon to think their story is worth buying and reading, the title Considered Harmful is something of a tell: stodgy, forgettable, lame, all of which a title should never be.

Actually, the phrase "considered harmful" is well known in tech circles to be used in titles of essays arguing that a certain concept or programming technique is bad, the most famous one being "Goto Considered Harmful" by Edgar Dijkstra which argues against using the goto statement in programming.

That being said, it's still a shitty title. It's like writing a memoir named "Gay and Retarded".

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The fact that this block-shaped creature thinks he's interesting enough to write a fucking memoir is hilarious - he wasn't even interesting enough to get a thread for six years and even now this thread is sort of running on fumes despite him autistically spamming upstreamers with e-mails.

 

[HabeusCorPuss]

Putting aside the grandiosity it takes for a misshapen, egomaniacal troon to think their story is worth buying and reading

Complementary to the grandiosity it takes to think "Hey look 2,000 retards read my last tweet, I must be capable of writing a fucking memoir." His writing level is about a B+ high school senior, which is ok but he's ain't writin no memoirs. He just has no instinct for the basic syntax, subject object stuff. He could get a ghost writer but that's not going to solve the more fundamental problem that he has absolutely nothing of substance to say.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Writing a memoir based on the fact that you sperged at a bunch of Google employees about stupid shit a few times is about as brilliant as thinking you should write a memoir based around the fact that you allegedly had sex with some irrelevant dudes one time: