If Kiwi Farms existed during Stalin's/Hitler's time, would they post on KF?

[Useful_Mistake]

And if so, what would their favorite board/lolcow be? I feel like Hitler might enjoy Autistic Thunderdome.

 

[Caesare]

Stalin would be one of those posters who argue with commenters in the incel threads, in between posting lengthy screeds about how women won't date him.

 

[Shidoen]

Stalin would be one of those posters who argue with commenters in the incel threads, in between posting lengthy screeds about how women won't date him.

Nah Stalin is more of a politisperg than an incel, I’d say hitler would have a smaller touch incel in him. For a real incel Karl Marx was infamous for being a neet and raping his maid. Not really an incel but pretty bad that he can’t get a real gf.

 

[Caesare]

Nah Stalin is more of a politisperg than an incel, I’d say hitler would have a smaller touch incel in him. For a real incel Karl Marx was infamous for being a neet and raping his maid. Not really an incel but pretty bad that he can’t get a real gf.

He is just for being king of all communists, since all commies are incels. But I'd agree that Karl Marx is even more fitting, being the godfather of commies.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Does Kim Jong Un and Mao Zedong shitpost on KF?

Yes. Absolutely yes.

 

[draggs]

All these people already do post here

 

[Miracle]

I like to imagine that Stalin would bitch about how the Farms is a form of Western cancer & degeneracy. Before making a thread where he posts pictures of food while his citizens starve. I think he would be a KingCobraJFS kind of guy.
Could you imagine though if Hitler was alive to read the YE24 Megathread?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nope, they would end up having their own sub forums from the amount of they themselves and the Hangers on around them would produce.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

The peak trans thread would still exist due to Hirschfeld.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Stalin, being a deformed manlet sperg that hooked up with a fourteen year-old when he was in his mid-thirties, fits better as a lolcow than a poster.

Hitler would get banned for fedposting after taking too many uppers and start a splinter site that would be run into the ground by scheming jannies like Something Awful. Come to think of it, there some distinct similiarities between Hitler and Lowtax: Both employed gas chambers, marked their enemies with a badge (Jews and furries, respectively), sufferred from substance abuse issues, were screwed over by a fat idiot subordinate, shot themselves in their bunker, etc.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Stalin, being a deformed manlet sperg that hooked up with a fourteen year-old when he was in his mid-thirties, fits better as a lolcow than a poster.

Hitler would get banned for fedposting after taking too many uppers and start a splinter site that would be run into the ground by scheming jannies like Something Awful. Come to think of it, there some distinct similiarities between Hitler and Lowtax: Both employed gas chambers, marked their enemies with a badge (Jews and furries, respectively), sufferred from substance abuse issues, were screwed over by a fat idiot subordinate, shot themselves in their bunker, etc.

Imagine Lowtax with a disease that literally eats his brain.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Hitler would be outing the ongoing kike-infiltration of the global Central Banking Apparatus, and Stalin would be bitching at all of his followers to call anything counter to his agenda a Nazi or anti-semite until it "became fact in the public mind".

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I would get the last word of calling stalin fat and would not have sex with him before being sent to the gulags.

 

[noshootpupper]

I'd be more interested in Churchill tbh, he'd be drunkenly making jokes at everyone's expense. "Tommorow I will wake up with a hangover, but you will wake up fat, with the knowledge I would not have sex with you."

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Hitler would get halal’d and the Nazis would become lolcows.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Hitler would become a janny and Stalin would a-log him in a pm chain.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Maybe Goebbels but he wouldn’t be able to control his A-logging and would end up with a thread

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Maybe Goebbels but he wouldn’t be able to control his A-logging and would end up with a thread

Goebbels would have 30 sock accounts at all times and constantly ban evade.

 

[Mojo Thief]

Vyacheslav Molotov would be on here shilling for the invasion of Finland in 1940, flaming anyone who correctly points out the Soviets are getting their asses handed to them by backwards snowniggers. He'd keep this up until he got his own thread subtitled "Diplomat who knows nothing about diplomacy. Eternally assblasted about Finland."

The real question, what dictators today do you guys think currently lurk on the Farms?

 

[Lorgar]

Hitler seems like the type who'd get a halal thread tbh