Let's Sperg Unreal teams up with Dove soap to put fat-asses, cripples, albino niggers, and downies into video games

[Wendy Wheelchair]

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[Chaos Theorist]

Downies are based

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Dove also found that 60% of gamers don't buy soap.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Reminds me of something someone wrote, I didn't save a screencap of it unfortunately
Basically, with all the diversity in... I think it was Apex Legends?
The gist is that all the gameplay is basically killing negros and diverse people

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

How ironic that the albino nigger is named Coco?

 

[Coolio55]

So this is why they killed unreal, too many sexy ladies!
Gotta love the hideous muppets they've replaced them with.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

So when are they going to make a Lester the Unlikely remake but Lester's a crippled nigger?

 

[Something Awful]

How it started

How it's going

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

I hear 41% of them ALT+F4 in spawn as soon as the round starts.

My god, is that Matt Lucas in the 3rd pic in the post above.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

So how did this work, Dove walked up to their fat out of touch middle aged woman audience and said "Hey, do you think a lack of diversity in videogames has a negative effect on girls' self esteem?" and they posited that yeah probably, that makes sense to me as a vacuous blob of cellulite and PMS.

Also, I'm guessing all the diverse retards have to be good guys? It's not like there are that many fat male heroes either. Does Smough count as male body positivity?

 

[Coolio55]

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I like how the counters at the top reveal that the fat woman takes up nearly a sixth of all available VRAM.

 

[Caesare]

Don't let anyone ever tell you that kfarmers are bad people. Not one person here, at the time of writing this, wants to beat up a cripple.

 

[Dull Pencil]

So who is the target audience for this? The minority of a minority? Is this what makes money these days?

I remember as a kid when playing games, that I would always want to play as a badass and never as something I could relate to. Like playing a retarded child or something that is so fucking common these days(or in Japanese games in general). You know, something or someone to look up to, something better than you. An adult.

Are todays coonsomers so fucking pathetic that the protagonist must be something like them, else they get a nervous breakdown or something? What the fuck is this shit...

 

[UnKillFill]

They don't typically make video game characters that look like my ugly fat ass either. That's a good thing. Because who the hell would want to play as it?

I wouldn't even want to play it.

 

[Corbax]

Duke Nukem hurt my self-esteem because I wasn't ripped and I didn't get all the babes. I had to play Mario instead, since he's fat and fights dragons, just like me.

 

[Love Machine]

People don't seem to understand that people don't want to play as ugly people UNLESS that's like the point of the game.

 

[Miller]

Wow, I can't wait to play as a morbidly obese black redhead dyke with vitiligo and a pegleg...

 

[Milkis]

THANK YOU BRITISH MULTINATIONAL CONSUMER GOODS CONGLOMERATE UNILEVER PLC

So who is the target audience for this? The minority of a minority? Is this what makes money these days?

Someone somewhere at Unilever is being compensated for this. That is all.

 

[Kill Your Idols]

I never understood this mentality where people need to see themselves in media to feel validation. Do they actually think players went through something like FF7 and were like, "As a cis white-skinned, blonde male, I feel so empowered looking at Cloud with his impossible hair style and gigantic anime sword. Now I truly belong in society."

If they want more representation from certain demographics, here's the easiest way to accomplish that: just create likeable characters. Give them interesting backstories or fun personalities. Make them cute or stylish. Lay out their motivations or goals in a way that's relatable to society at large. Nobody is going to care more about minorities just because you started modeling Taiwanese demi-sexual furries and put them in shitty video games.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Why the fuck do I want to be handicapped in a video game?