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- 9 Lis 2021
I heard Ralph was so drunk he thought the baby was a cigar and lit the baby's head on fire and tried to take a drag from its ass.
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- 11 Sie 2020
I heard when traveling Ralph keeps the baby in-between his bifurcated gunt flaps, almost like a mother kangaroo.
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- 24 Lut 2021
Up next still: Fuentes calls out Democrats funding Jewish space satellites broadcasting these Democrat associated points into MTG's mind.
Hmmm...maybe I shouldn't give him ideas
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- 4 Sie 2022
He did, its troo. They actually had to go to a Cuban hospital to swap for a baby with less black skin. Ralph was supposed to sneak into the maternity ward whilst Meigh chatted up the nurses in the corridor, but she insisted she go in instead. Ralph spat in her eye and agreed, and had to try to butter up nasty Cuban medical whores to suck his humid microcock for dibs on a half gram of trash cocaine whilst Meigh had a Rotherham wine mixer.
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- 6 Lip 2022
Eventually they were caught when Ralph got his head caught in the dirty diaper bin.
Kiwisee
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- 15 Kwi 2021
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- 1 Lis 2021
He was filled with christmas spirit like the grinch and his heart grew 3 sizes, then immediately exploded.
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- 20 Lis 2021
Something tells me that The Gunt will be back on Twitter real soon.
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- 11 Sie 2020
Saw this on the fediverse. Perhaps he's trying to fake his own death to get out of court.
As funny as it would be if Ralph died just to score a W on Null, this is probably just to get out of a court date:
"Ya honor, ah'm a dumb as fuck Twitter addict, ah couldn't even go an hour without tweeting during mah very first visitation meeting mah son. Quite frankly, the fact that ah didn't tweet over 24 hours before a court date means ah was truly and honestly indisposed"
"Ya honor, ah'm a dumb as fuck Twitter addict, ah couldn't even go an hour without tweeting during mah very first visitation meeting mah son. Quite frankly, the fact that ah didn't tweet over 24 hours before a court date means ah was truly and honestly indisposed"
Research Purposes Mostly
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- 26 Sie 2020
We need a doubt react
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- 28 Kwi 2019
“The doctors aren’t detecting brain activity…”
Ralph completely fine/normal confirmed. Oh well, I guess we have to wait until next year!
Punished Puck
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- 12 Gru 2022
Didn't he have a heart thing earlier this year
Last year has been rough on Ralph's health, he has:
Been in a car accident that totaled the guntmobile.
Suffered a heart attack.
Almost froze to death in a winter storm.
Started wearing diabetes socks.
Puked black shit (cirrhosis).
Cracked his skull.
Suffered brain damage from cracked skull.
Got his damaged brain bashed by Norf FC guy.
Got AIDS from YOBA's crew.
Visibly gained about 50lbs.
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- 9 Lis 2021
He never puked black shit that was just a lie he told to make a 18 year old feel sorry for him
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- 23 Maj 2020
It
It will be funny to see if he actually thinks the judge will just take his word and not ask for proof.
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- 16 Sie 2019
False alarm everyone his dog just died or was killed
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- 6 Lip 2022
There's no way this man isn't an alog.
bashe
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- 4 Lip 2022
Damn. Even if it's Ralph, poor dog, he even loved the bog hog. He was too pure for this world