🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

How does Russ eat and drink? I mean the mechanical details. Can he move his tongue and jaws? Can he close his mouth?
Has he ever used a drinking straw? Was he able to drink from a bottle as an infant?
Clearly, this is all very disgusting, but I'm just curious how he managed to stay alive as long as he has.
 
How does Russ eat and drink? I mean the mechanical details. Can he move his tongue and jaws? Can he close his mouth?
Has he ever used a drinking straw? Was he able to drink from a bottle as an infant?
Clearly, this is all very disgusting, but I'm just curious how he managed to stay alive as long as he has.
He can chew and stuff, but he can't drink from a straw because he can put his lips together. As a baby he had to have a feeding tube.
 
How does Russ eat and drink? I mean the mechanical details. Can he move his tongue and jaws? Can he close his mouth?
Has he ever used a drinking straw? Was he able to drink from a bottle as an infant?
Clearly, this is all very disgusting, but I'm just curious how he managed to stay alive as long as he has.
He can move his tongue and jaw, but not as effectively or with as much precision as someone whose cranial nerves are intact. He has similar difficulty controlling his larynx and throat muscles in general, but they're not completely paralyzed (he can swallow, for example). He can't move his lips or cheeks to create suction. Historically, most Moebius babies died in infancy because they're unable to nurse. Russ required a feeding tube at one point, and you can see the scar in photos where he's traumatized us by appearing topless. He can't move his facial muscles or move his eyes from side to side. Often, when Moebius sufferers blink or try to close their eyes, their eyes don't close all the way. Russ has mentioned using a sleep mask, so this would seem to be the case for him.

Russ has exhibited a fondness for softer foods, as well as extremely sweet and sugary ones, possibly due to his difficulty eating and tasting, and possibly due to comorbid autism. He eats by spooning or pouring/sliding food into his mouth, chewing as best he can, and swallowing, though since he can't close his lips the whole ordeal is not pretty; he regularly drools even when he's not eating. Moebius sufferers also frequently have problems with the formation of their palate, making speech and eating even more difficult. It's unclear if Russ has a deformed palate.

Moebius is loosely associated with a lower IQ and a higher incidence of autism (by some estimates up to 40% of children with Moebius have some degree of autism) but it's worth noting that the majority of sufferers are neurologically and intellectually normal. Russ has a lot of mental problems, but not all of them can be blamed on Moebius (or at least, not directly). It's also associated with hearing problems (Russ has never indicated he has hearing problems, he's just naturally a shitty songwriter) stunted development and/or webbing of the fingers and toes (Russ does have weird stumpy fingers, though he's not actually missing a joint as is commonly perceived) and underdeveloped or completely undeveloped muscles in the chest and shoulders (pectoral and trapezius muscles) which Russ absolutely displays. Delayed puberty, genital abnormalities (such as micropenis and hypospadias) are also statistically more common in Moebius sufferers than in the general population. Russ also appears to have significant bowing of his legs and something weird about his gait, which is also likely to be related to his condition. There's some dispute over how tall he is, with estimates in this thread (some of which come from people who have encountered him irl) range from 5'3" to 5'7" or 5'8". For what it's worth, he claims to be 5'8". It's unclear if he's naturally this size or if his limbs are stunted; he does appear in some pictures to have a disproportionately long torso, but it's very hard to say.

He has stayed alive through the marvels of modern medicine and the determination of his adopted family, who gave him the best life they could, including extensive speech therapy, extra-curricular activities such as piano lessons, and even expensive surgeries to attempt to transplant muscle from his thigh to his face to give him some ability to stop drooling (it didn't take).
 
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How does Russ eat and drink? I mean the mechanical details. Can he move his tongue and jaws? Can he close his mouth?
Has he ever used a drinking straw? Was he able to drink from a bottle as an infant?
Clearly, this is all very disgusting, but I'm just curious how he managed to stay alive as long as he has.
None of that, at least not normally, and in previous centuries, Moebius babies would often die for exactly these reasons. Now using a tube is pretty basic stuff so he was never really in danger of dying.
However Russ manages to eat and drink, you can rest assured that it's messy and disgusting to see.
Literally anything Russ does is messy and disgusting to see.
 
The horror show of him eating always made it that much funnier in how he insists on taking his “dates” out to dinner.

I mean Christ, if you weren’t dry as a desert before his baby-birding his food, you sure as shit would be afterwards.

No wonder they like to drink so much wine.
 
A friend went through a couple jaw surgeries a few years back. As a result, his lower jaw (as most of his face) was paralysed for a couple months after and he was thus unable to fully clench his teeth to properly chew. A Moebius tourist of sorts, if you will.

He'd regale me with very rich descriptions of his eating process during that time, which iirc involved "tenderising" the chunks with drool and then repeatedly grinding them with the tongue against the palate for a while, to further break them down.

So there. Prolly it's not the exact same thing with Rusty, but I can only imagine he has a similar process of his own.
 
Legal kiwis, does winning an appeal in a higher court mean you don't have to pay fees imposed in a lower court? Because Russell seemed to think he didn't have to pay Skordas the $1500 if he appealed the ruling, but then he never got around to it
 
Legal kiwis, does winning an appeal in a higher court mean you don't have to pay fees imposed in a lower court?
If one of the issues you are appealing over is the fee amount (or just that they are warranted at all), and you win the appeal on that, and the appellate court reverses the lower courts finding that fees are warranted, sure, you don't have to pay then.
 
The horror show of him eating always made it that much funnier in how he insists on taking his “dates” out to dinner.

I mean Christ, if you weren’t dry as a desert before his baby-birding his food, you sure as shit would be afterwards.

No wonder they like to drink so much wine.
It's like the horror film staple of a woman being taken by an inbred cannibal family and then forced to attend a dinner where they eat her friends. Already traumatizing, and the victim knows that what comes next will be much worse. The Texas Greermaw Massacre
 
How long til he posts a " gonna 💍 you " on her photos? Screenshot_20221213-072757_Instagram.jpg Screenshot_20221213-072749_Instagram.jpg Screenshot_20221213-072726_Instagram.jpg Screenshot_20221213-072718_Instagram.jpg
 
There's some dispute over how tall he is, with estimates in this thread (some of which come from people who have encountered him irl) range from 5'3" to 5'7" or 5'8". For what it's worth, he claims to be 5'8". It's unclear if he's naturally this size or if his limbs are stunted; he does appear in some pictures to have a disproportionately long torso, but it's very hard to say.
According to our Kiwi agent who saw him in person at the Ariana Grande trial, he's taller than her, and she's 5'4", but there's a pic of him standing next to Dennis Hof, and Hof was 5'7",and Russ is significantly shorter than Hof in the pic. I'd say he's about 5'5" or 5'6".
 
The message was probably a pity parade about his disability, those mean Kiwi Farmers, and how hard his life is. He then segways into how he thinks she's special and pretty, and that he'd like for her to fly to Vegas so he could take her out for a shake. Then he ends it by sending her a link to his song "Yo, Yovannah."

I know Russ is reading this thread, so am I right Russ?
 
The horror show of him eating always made it that much funnier in how he insists on taking his “dates” out to dinner.

I mean Christ, if you weren’t dry as a desert before his baby-birding his food, you sure as shit would be afterwards.

No wonder they like to drink so much wine.

I believe that the horror and disgust is intentional.

Recall a few weeks ago, he creeped out a lone female on public transportation. It was assumed that he got uncomfortably close and put his ugly mug in her face, whereby she was understandably horrified. "Whats wrong with you !?!"

Then there are all of the selfies.

He wants you to see his face. LOOK UPON MY DISABILITY, and be ASHAMED ! Can you SEE how retarded my face is ? Don't you feel TERRIBLE for me ? Can you believe how AWFUL it must be ? How could you NOT give me what I WANT ? LOOK AT MY FACE !!!!

There is some element of exhibitionism here. I think he probably learned this little trick as a kid.
 
Legal kiwis, does winning an appeal in a higher court mean you don't have to pay fees imposed in a lower court? Because Russell seemed to think he didn't have to pay Skordas the $1500 if he appealed the ruling, but then he never got around to it
If the fee award was based on having lost a case (like a copyright case) where fees are (usually) automatically shifted to the prevailing party, then they'd go away, as they were based on that. If the fees were based on something like losing a discovery dispute during the case, rather than losing the case itself, they'd still be intact as they were based on entirely different misconduct.

I've seen cases where someone "won" the underlying case but their discovery fuckery ended up with them owing more fees than they'd won.

And of course, you can also directly appeal the fees themselves.

If Russ had won the appeal the fees would have probably been reversed, too, but it would be far more likely he'd lose and end up owing even more fees. Not sure about Utah specifically, but usually the "appeal" of a small claims goes to a trial de novo in the general trial court. This generally means the whole matter just gets tried again, but with trial court rules instead of the relaxed rules of a small claims court.
 
He wants you to see his face. LOOK UPON MY DISABILITY, and be ASHAMED ! Can you SEE how retarded my face is ? Don't you feel TERRIBLE for me ? Can you believe how AWFUL it must be ? How could you NOT give me what I WANT ? LOOK AT MY FACE !!!!

There is some element of exhibitionism here. I think he probably learned this little trick as a kid.

Not sure about tricks, but that exhibitionism element stemming from his childhood sort of makes sense, in a weird way. If that cursed picture of him as a kid is anything to go by, I'd say most people would have avoided to make eye contact with him or even look at him for too long, much more so than nowadays, in a mix of discomfort and common decency, if that makes sense.

It's entirely possible that the guilt from being put off by a disabled child's appearance elicited positive pity responses from adults in his life at the time, but I reckon his ego shielded him from picking up on it (let alone learning to use it as leverage) until later in his life. That level of self-awareness is giving kid pipsqueak too much credit.
 
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Let me preface this with “No trolling!”…

I think it would be hilarious if someone someday shoops one of Rusty’s gym pics to have a totally buff Chad standing behind him photobombing. Then post that to his random Instagram thots.
 
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