📚 Megathread Phil's weight tracking thread- currently 170

[Count groudon]

Is there any current pictures of Phil?

Actual TRUE and HONEST picture of Phil at his current weight:

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[Picklechu]

Actual TRUE and HONEST picture of Phil at his current weight:

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Wow, I guess he wasn't lying about his weight loss. It looks like he's back on hormones, too.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Just how much weight will Phil claim to lose?

 

[VLAD]

Just how much weight will Phil claim to lose?

All of it.

 

[Adamska]

Just how much weight will Phil claim to lose?

At least 25 pounds if I remember the base number. That means he gained 25 pounds due to not moving at all.

 

[Smutley]

lol

 

[AN/ALR56]

Since he is a Latino,he obviously uses the metric system

 

[ToroidalBoat]

lol

So did Phil just eat a 1 pound block of cheese all at once?

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Speaking of cheese, didn't he claim that cheese is vegan during that short-lived "vegan" phase?

 

[AnOminous]

So did Phil just eat a 1 pound block of cheese all at once?

The only way Phil ever loses a pound is when he takes a giant ogre shit.

 

[女鬼]

lol
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Indeed those vast expanses of pallid, doughy flesh obviously belong to a 172lb man.

 

[Count groudon]

For a guy who's so insistent on being referred to as a Hispanic, Phil sure does go out of his way to seem as white trash as possible.

 

[EyeWasATeenageMallgoth]

I'm 5'7.5" and my weight stays within a few pounds of 170, sometimes lower, sometimes higher, so you have visual reference of what that would look like. So there's no way cheese-ivore is in the same range as me in terms of weight.

 

[Adamska]

I'm 5'7.5" and my weight stays within a few pounds of 170, sometimes lower, sometimes higher, so you have visual reference of what that would look like. So there's no way cheese-ivore is in the same range as me in terms of weight.

Where would you place him in terms of weight? I predict around 240 or so myself.

 

[EyeWasATeenageMallgoth]

Where would you place him in terms of weight? I predict around 240 or so myself.

Just about, give or take.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

No way is this guy 172 lbs. More like 250 as @Adamska said.

 

[MG 620]

Phil is a nice looking latina with real curves. I wish I lived in Portland.

 

[Psycho]

Given his girth, this would be believable if he were inflatable

 

[Smutley]

 

[Psycho]

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Wow. He's really doubling down on all of his lies, isn't he?

Anyway, if he wants to say something believable about him losing weight, he should attribute it to being HIV positive.

 

[Coldgrip]

So shouldn't you be thanking capitalism Phil?