💤 Inactive Jake Rapp / Jacob Dean Johnson / KingOfCucks - Survivor of Feminism

[CervixHammer]

Meet "Beau Parker".

about: https://archive.is/d3qyp
rates: https://archive.is/VpZ9y
FAQ: https://archive.is/r3ezp
pls respect: https://archive.is/B2DOm

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Jake Rapp: failed by his father.
Alison Rapp: fucked by her father.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

He doesn't seem to interact with the gf at all on social media (or at least his instagram), maybe Rapp is getting jealous.

They seem to interact on tumblr and other places Rapp doesn't have a presence. She's clearly salty as fuck the girl is hotter than her

 

[Internet War Criminal]

SHE WAS FUCKING PIMPIN HIM HOLY SHIT

@Null

 

[The Colonel]

IT JUST DOESN'T END! GET SEAL TEAM 6 IN THERE ASAP!

 

[Mr Pizza]

This is the best part of the whole thing: "I often hear, "You have it together much more than I did when I was your age.""

Male prostitute getting cucked and pimped by his wife utilizing his degree at starbucks. Real together man, real together.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Jake, all I want to say is

 

[seagull]

Meet "Beau Parker".
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about: https://archive.is/d3qyp
rates: https://archive.is/VpZ9y
FAQ: https://archive.is/r3ezp
pls respect: https://archive.is/B2DOm

Supposedly that site's been up since January 16.

This is fucking surreal.

 

[Sissy]

Maybe he gets off on this, maybe the whole sad sack thing is just an act for social media. Or maybe he just really loves his wife

 

[NegaCWC]

beauparker.com is no more. Jake is moving fast.

 

[AnOminous]

I give up. There's no bottom.

 

[Super Collie]

beauparker.com is no more. Jake is moving fast.

He might be fast, but he ain't smart enough to disallow the Internet Archive via his website's robots.txt file.

 

[Skeletor]

There's no bottom.

There could be, for $200/hr.

 

[AnOminous]

No, in Romantic Comedies, the woman at least gets the man in the end.

Given the latest discovery, it seems pretty likely Jake gets a man in the end. Probably more than one.

 

[gopper4]

Underneath all that lives a mature and affectionate heart; I often hear, "You have it together much more than I did when I was your age."

haaahahahha i'm done

 

[Internet War Criminal]

He might be getting the man in the rear end but I got a feeling that the girlfriend is gonna bail the fuck out when she learns that







Or they have managed to pimp her out too

 

[NegaCWC]

He might be fast, but he ain't smart enough to disallow the Internet Archive via his website's robots.txt file.

I'm too much a dummy when it comes to technology and computers, but from what I understand he can apply robots.txt right now and wayback machine will delete the archived versions of his site they've created. From what I gather it's very easy to remove stuff from wayback machine, which is why I use archive.is to backup wayback machine webpages that I'd like to preserve. Unlike wayback machine, it is much harder to remove stuff from archive.is. Seeing that Jake's site has been archived through archive.is, I'd say that not using robots.txt is the least of his problem.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He might be getting the man in the rear end but I got a feeling that the girlfriend is gonna bail the fuck out when she learns that







Or they have managed to pimp her out too

Maybe that's how they met! Like a reverse Pretty Woman scenario!

 

[Dies Irae]

does this mean he's going to lose his job at Nintendo as well?

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

well now that's just common sense. you can't suck dick when your hands are full of starbucks.

but every man has his price: