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[Bees on Toast]

@Bees on Toast

89 upvotes in 4 hours.

There are so many things wrong with this comment I don't even know if I should say anything or just leave it as is for people to gawk at.

I know right? And for every fucked up post or comment, there's another one just as bad below it. My posts get long because I wrap things up and then I scroll down the tiniest bit more and see something else completely insane. It's just too easy. They're so predictable, but they still manage to surprise me in new, horrifying ways.

Example:

What even is there to say?

 

[Ona Quest]

Sam Briton APPARENTLY has a website dedicated to his fake conversion therapy stories.

It's kind of hilarious how Briton might be the clown that topples the card castle

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[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Our buddy Sam is moving to the front of the pack as my own personal funniest lolcow. Keep providing the milk, Sam my man!

Anyone think he's got enough content and potential to warrant his own thread?

 

[Reepicheep]

not making light of the circumstance, hope theyre found, but shit like this places odds against their favor in being found.

 

[Accidental Protege]

not making light of the circumstance, hope theyre found, but shit like this places odds against their favor in being found.

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"Do not call the police, message @assignedfuckerassatbirth"
What is he, a missing cat? This person must have a shitty support system if their friend/roommate/groomer/whoever is willing to possibly confuse people by using feminine pronouns and the name "Kenzie" to refer to a hulking, extremely-male-looking man whose life might be in danger. If I were a news station or something and didn't know any better I would assume that they sent me the wrong photo.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

This is your daily reminder that transwomen look like men:

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Dailly Reminder : traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

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Dailly Reminder : lgbt

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Dailly Reminder

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“Trans women don’t owe you femininity”

And us actual women don’t owe you trannies our spaces.

Cope, seethe, etc.

 

[Otterly]

He has a warrant out for his arrest for stealing ANOTHER bag, this time from Las Vegas airport:

Source (Archive)

Did this happen after he’d been accused of the Minnesota one? If so I think that shows how utterly shameless he is and also a severe lack of control.
I maintain that this one has a high likelihood of significant skeleton in closet presence and/or danger potential

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Did this happen after he’d been accused of the Minnesota one? If so I think that shows how utterly shameless he is and also a severe lack of control.
I maintain that this one has a high likelihood of significant skeleton in closet presence and/or danger potential

Yes, it did. This time he's being charged with a felony. Good. Lock him up.

 

[Baraadmirer]

not making light of the circumstance, hope theyre found, but shit like this places odds against their favor in being found.

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Anyone remember that missing Toronto woman (later found)?
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[Prince Vegeta]

Yes, it did. This time he's being charged with a felony. Good. Lock him up.

Wait so he repeat offended almost instantly. Isn't that what the television profilers of the 90s used to call a 'rapidly escalating fetishist'.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Did this happen after he’d been accused of the Minnesota one? If so I think that shows how utterly shameless he is and also a severe lack of control.
I maintain that this one has a high likelihood of significant skeleton in closet presence and/or danger potential

It’s almost like he’s wanting to be caught at this point. Makes you wonder how often he’s done it in the past.

How quickly will the howls of “transphobia” start if he gets fired? Assuming he is. As per the Family Guy clip, troons get away with everything nowadays. Even those with the keys to the nuclear arsenal.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Wait so he repeat offended almost instantly. Isn't that what the television profilers of the 90s used to call a 'rapidly escalating fetishist'.

This guy is one of the only people I've seen talk about this. If I search for Sam Brinton sex offender this guy is the only one who comes up.

Given what Bari Weiss reported last night about Twitter actually shadow banning accounts, despite the public stance of not doing so, I'm guessing this guy has been shadow banned too. When I was looking for his tweets on this guy I saw him saying he's not getting any traction.

He works/ed with men convicted of sexual offenses. He was of the opinion that Sam will continue to escalate his behavior after the first report.

Tweet Link | Tweet archive




Edit to add these replies to the above tweet:


So there you have it. Gibs me those taint piercings, Sam deserves them.

 

[JimiHendrix]

i work from home and i have a work discord. little bit ago someone with she/her in their profile posted a comment about how they're so happy to work here and wanted to show "their true selves" or some nonsense. posted a selfie of a fat man with lipstick, got like, 4 heart reacts and literally no one else responded to it.

just amused me. thought i'd share.

 

[behindyourightnow]

How quickly will the howls of “transphobia” start if he gets fired?

They won't. Once a trans person has done something they know they can't defend, the MO is silence, not defence. They get implicitly expelled from trans-ness and never mentioned.

Here is a they/them moping about being misgendered 100% of the time. It would take a heart of stone not to laugh:

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"Excuse me, members of the public? Can you not see that the quirky clothing I am dressed in clearly marks me as not like other girls?"

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"I mean, I wore a dinosaur sweater and quirky shoes. Would boring normie cis bitches ever wear those things? Can't you see I'm special and not like them?"

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

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Textbook AGP
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Based friend story might brighten your day
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Another reminder that it’s a fetish, coming directly from the troons themselves
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More troons on smells and hygiene, this time we have a more rare FTM who is being gross.
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"I smell like burnt rubber"

Oh sweety, that's because humanity is a social construct. You're just an egg waiting to hatch, and you're a beautiful Honda Civic! All you need is some MRT (Mechanical Replacement Treatment), turn that dick into a muffler and you'll be the stunning and brave auotmobile you were meant to be!


....Ugh, I need a drink after typing that.

 

[Bees on Toast]

I'm sure if it ever gets acknowledged by trannies at all , they'll go for something along the lines of "it's bad because it's stealing, it doesn't matter that it's exclusively from women! Obviously a woman would want to steal another woman's clothes!" And then people will be upset at stealing being called bad.

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I don't know all of the details because there are things better left unsaid, but I know someone whose luggage was "lost" on a flight once. It was a huge pain in the ass but at some point she filled out some kind of claim form and ended up getting the suitcase back a few months later. Everything was in its place, except all of her underwear was missing Understandably, she just zipped it all right back up and shoved it in the back of her attic for like 15 years before getting rid of it.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

They won't. Once a trans person has done something they know they can't defend, the MO is silence, not defence. They get implicitly expelled from trans-ness and never mentioned.

Here is a they/them moping about being misgendered 100% of the time. It would take a heart of stone not to laugh:

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"Excuse me, members of the public? Can you not see that the quirky clothing I am dressed in clearly marks me as not like other girls?"

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"I mean, I wore a dinosaur sweater and quirky shoes. Would boring normie cis bitches ever wear those things? Can't you see I'm special and not like them?"

The thing I love most about this site is learning all the different ways I, a "cis" wamman, am doing wrong in my wimminings.

TIL that women are not allowed to like dinosaurs. We're definitely not allowed to wear clothes with them on it. I guess I better throw out my Jurassic Park DVD and ebook!

I also learned that wearing a dress and hella comfy shoes is verboten, rather than simply a fashion faux pa.

Yes, people do use they to refer to people who they don't know, but the automatic assumption is that you use she/her. Despite y'alls best efforts asking someone for their pronouns at the beginning of their interaction with you will never catch on irl. It's awkward and most people don't care about the subject to make them think twice about doing it. Most people are trying to just keep their head above water themselves, they don't have time to coddle everyone else.

Stop making us do emotional labor!

 

[batteredpancakes]

Late update for the post about the pregnant 14 year old TiF.

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Imagine being a real life Mpreg at 14.
EDIT: Adding Link. Enjoy reading all the dumb comments from the TiFs. (Archive)

She posted an update that was deleted but thankfully we have reveddit.

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There's quite a few TiFs in the comments talking about their abortions.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Late update for the post about the pregnant 14 year old TiF.

She posted an update that was deleted but thankfully we have reveddit.
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There's quite a few TiFs in the comments talking about their abortions.

Countdown to her humble bragging about the pregnancy and abortion by offering “advice” on it to other TiFs endlessly…

 

[AfghanBlue]

Vaginal/cervical mucus doesn't have a smell unless you have an infection. You can note it's change in colour or a tangy smell if you're near ovulation. It depends on your vaginal pH, but it it is never strong enough to be a perfume.

Exactly- if it did women would all fucking stink.
As it is, only people grotty enough to just live with an untreated infection/ nutritional disbalance and not wash stink- obvious big overlap with deathfats.

That stuff the TIF was talking about , burnt rubber smell, is funking troubling. When she said that she recognised it from when her friend used the bathroom I though she meant shit or something? But nah she means a lasting musk of androgenised vagina lingering after dropping trow!