Fatties on Tumblr

[AnOminous]

Every single one of these landwhales looks exactly the same. Out of date 60s-esque hairstyle, neon dyed hair, relatively pale skin, and strangely colored lipstick. They try so hard to be special snowflakes but end up as conformists.

You see someone like this in the wild and it's like you know they have some fucking tumblr where they go on and on about how awesome it is to be a lardass.

 

[benzodiazepine]

Remember, people can be healthy at every size. Also, when a human becomes too healthy, their joints stop being able to move along their full range of motion due to being encased by several inches of dense lardy adipose tissue.

 

[BloopAShark]

I can't understand why people are okay with being this big. I can't imagine being 250+ lbs it has to be uncomfortable.

 

[benzodiazepine]

I can't understand why people are okay with being this big. I can't imagine being 250+ lbs it has to be uncomfortable.

I bet it feels like wearing an oversized flak vest made of meat.

 

[Angriest Bird]

Here's a good one: fatseux, who made the rounds on reddit etc for a post showcasing her trying on too small crap at stores and proudly stretching it out.

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Other than that, here's a huge chimpout as well as some assorted crap from her:

why do all bitchy fat tumblrinas do this weird mouth thing?

One super popular tumblr fatty trend is the diet industry dropout t-shirt, so of course all of them have to take some EMPOWERING selfies to show off it failing to contain their lard.

Spoiler: empowerment

More random crap:

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At least she's honest with herself.

I don't think the ring, of all things, was the reason for that.

For once, an adequate blog name.

 

[kittie]

I like making fun of fatties as much as the next person, but we already have a fatty thread

 

[sassyma seed]

Gosh, I hope the Tumblr forum can hold the extra weight.

If you guys hear creaking, collapse might be about to happen.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

There are other ways to show body positivity than getting naked in front of complete strangers.

http://body-posi.tumblr.com

 

[Wabbu]

why do all bitchy fat tumblrinas do this weird mouth thing?

They are craving that cheeseburger

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

those makeup jobs are giving me some kind of terminal illness

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

 

[durkadurkajihad]

Sadly, these people are why my healthcare premiums will go up $100 every year.

 

[Daisymae]

Proof that XOJane is becoming the defacto blog representative of tumblr.

 

[Meowthkip]

Obviously, the fat acceptance movement is just a sinister ploy started by BBW lovers and chubby chasers to expand their potential dating pool and jerk it to selfies of empowered fatties.

 

[Mrs Paul]

The sad thing is, some of these girls are actually quite pretty -- or at least, they have really pretty features, but they're totally ruining their own looks and their own health.

You wanna be fat? Fine, that's your problem, not mine. But don't pretend it's healthy. And if it's supposed to be "Healthy At Any Size", then I believe that should include thin people -- comments on "skinny bitches" kinda defeats your arguments. Under-weight doesn't always equal healthy. My grandmother was tiny. She also had diabetes and heart problems.

 

[Billiam Cipher]

Obviously, the fat acceptance movement is just a sinister ploy started by BBW lovers and chubby chasers to expand their potential dating pool and jerk it to selfies of empowered fatties.

That reminds me... the "gainer" and "feedee" tags would be a fucking goldmine to look at right about now.

 

[Pina Colada]

I get most of my stuff from Chubby Bunnies (or more appropriately, Tails of the Whales).

Spoiler: The pear doesn't gain far from the tree

Spoiler: Braids and blubber

It's also hilarious in hindsight about how much irony there is when they call themselves "mermaids".

Spoiler: Under the sea-llulite

 

[Daisymae]

I get most of my stuff from Chubby Bunnies (or more appropriately, Tails of the Whales).

Spoiler: The pear doesn't gain far from the tree

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Spoiler: Braids and blubber

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It's also hilarious in hindsight about how much irony there is when they call themselves "mermaids".

Spoiler: Under the sea-llulite

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That black chick's fat rolls have fat rolls.

 

[Rilakkuma]

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Something something beached whale joke.

 

[Meowthkip]

In all seriousness, I can only really speak for myself in that I couldn't care less about photos of fat women posing. I'm more interested in their horrible health advice and being catty at skinny girls and complaining about how guys won't fuck them.

Otherwise this thread just looks like fap fodder for fatty-lovers.