Any one got any ideas for making my thousandth post special?

[Postal_Rat]

I'm an attention whore and round numbers are special

 

[Something Awful]

1001 is more special since it's a palindrome. 1000 is just basic bitch stuff.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Say "nigger" a thousand times in one post to commemorate it.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Mass invite a lot of people into 1 group dm and say nigger on your profile, then screen-shot it and send the screen-shot on the dm

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

A single post containing all 999 posts prior

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It would be pretty special if you were the first person to actually kill themself because of Kiwifarms.

 

[Blouie]

You could print out all of your other 999 posts, print them out, glue them all over your room and take a picture of it.

 

[F13 Key]

Do a Ronnie McNutt then embed the video in your thousandth post, a glorious sendoff to a storied shitposting career.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Make an effortpost for your favorite lolcow thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Give Null a nice compliment.

 

[Postal_Rat]

It would be pretty special if you were the first person to actually kill themself because of Kiwifarms.

But then what would I do for my ten thousandth post?

You could print out all of your other 999 posts, print them out, glue them all over your room and take a picture of it.

In this economy? do suppose I am made of printer ink?

Give Null a nice compliment.

Best Idea so far

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

But then what would I do for my ten thousandth post?

Resurrection. Do i have to run your messianic shit posting mission for you?

 

[Postal_Rat]

@Sparkletor 2.0 I already used my last respawn on a week old burrito from taco bell it was worth it but you know you only rise from the dead once

 

[JethroTullamore]

Do a Goatse.

C’mon, do it.

 

[murph]

Be enough of an attention whore and interesting enough to become a lolcow yourself. Dox yourself and tell us all about your most disgusting aspects.