🪦 Deceased Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad

[glutenfreebooty]

Spoiler: I'm telling you, don't click this unless you want a glimpse of a testicle.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

 

[Rolfe DeWolfe]

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: I'm telling you, don't click this unless you want a glimpse of a testicle.

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My sanity commands you to use that money towards bariatric surgery. Ah, who am I kidding, he'd gain it all back anyway.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

My sanity commands you to use that money towards bariatric surgery. Ah, who am I kidding, he'd gain it all back anyway.

And probably even more than he currently has.

Though that's only assuming he can even fit into the hospital.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

This is what is going to happen when 600goingon700 finally dies from his morbid obesity.

 

[MG 620]

Every time I'm on I have to check this and the Slaton thread.

I'm surprised no one has died yet.

 

[Zarkov]

I feel terrible for this poor, lone testicle who can barely breathe and spends all its time squashed by the putrid fat. I bet it cries every night mourning the loss of its twin, absorbed a long time ago by Chance's bloated gut.

My heart goes out to you, lone testicle.

 

[ELFairy]

Spoiler: I'm telling you, don't click this unless you want a glimpse of a testicle.

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I misread that as "feed disgust". LOL

 

[Melkor]

Is... is that a testicle, or the tip of his penis?

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Spoiler: I'm telling you, don't click this unless you want a glimpse of a testicle.

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*clicks* ...I regret everything.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Is... is that a testicle, or the tip of his penis?

Testicle.

I think even his penis has committed suicide at this point.

 

[Mr Pizza]

I have no idea what that is. I'm kind of afraid that its just a tiny fatball and any genitals are lost to the ages.

 

[Pinball Lizard]

This guy says "FEED ME!" a lot, which makes me think of Audrey II. You think even Audrey II could stomach eating him?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This guy says "FEED ME!" a lot, which makes me think of Audrey II. You think even Audrey II could stomach eating him?

Nah, it'd probably turn out like this if it happened.

Spoiler: Not quite accurate, but you get the gist

 

[RepQuest]

Spoiler: I'm telling you, don't click this unless you want a glimpse of a testicle.

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His "fat pad" looks bruised as fuck.

 

[FramerGirl420]

His "fat pad" looks bruised as fuck.

He's constantly humping the shit outta it, what did you expect?

 

[AnOminous]

His "fat pad" looks bruised as fuck.

At that weight, the skin is actually hard pressed to contain the revolting mountains of gelatinous lard inside the person. Sometimes, it literally just breaks open and oozes. He probably just has burst blood vessels from the surface flesh stretching beyond its natural limits.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

This guy says "FEED ME!" a lot, which makes me think of Audrey II. You think even Audrey II could stomach eating him?

I think that the poor plant would throw up!

At that weight, the skin is actually hard pressed to contain the revolting mountains of gelatinous lard inside the person. Sometimes, it literally just breaks open and oozes. He probably just has burst blood vessels from the surface flesh stretching beyond its natural limits.

...Why do I check this forum before I go to bed? I really have to stop doing that.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

His "fat pad" looks bruised as fuck.

His "fat pad" looks bruised because I am absolutely certain he has the beetus and a severe case at that. His foot being purple was an even bigger indicator of this and diabetics tend to have patches on the skin like that because of poor circulation. Dude probably has cirrhosis because of how much fat this guy has in his belly.