Liz Fong-Jones / 方禮真 / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey / Honeycomb.io Field CTO - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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LMFAO, wtf? Nice man hands. This dude’s hands are half the size of his face. It looks ridiculous seeing Elliot’s proportions while wearing a dress. And look at the width of those shoulders. Nigga could probably get some decent gains if he wasn’t a eunuch.

Yucky rolls detected around the midsection as well

Nice dress, stupid. Love seeing the female kiwis mock your lack of fashion sense.

Of course, after hearing his autistic Kermit voice ramble on in a few videos, which I’d never really heard, it’s clear what a fucking tech autist he is. You can just imagine his tiny eyes darting frantically back and forth, a foul stench emanating from his sweaty, ill-fitting dress, as he blogs about Kiwi Farms all day, every day. Are we surprised this nigga can’t dress himself?

Elliot Dong-Gone is truly a hilarious spectacle to behold. Well, besides him being a confirmed rapist.

A empire waist (waist gathered right under the breasts) would suit him better. It would be more relaxed over the stomach and help hide those rolls. Anything clingy is hard for anyone not model proportioned to pull off. Positive ease (the amount of extra space in a garment) is the best thing that ever was invented for chubby women. He's not a woman, obviously, but if he's going to dress like one he needs to play by fat girl rules.

The tights are okay for casual wear, but for a professional event they should be nude or maybe black/navy (only if wearing dark colors) - assuming you wear any all. Thankfully most places have gotten rid of the rules that say professional women must wear panty hose. A more frustrating and pointless garment has yet to be invented. I'd rather wear a tie than panty hose, and I'm positive every other woman would agree with me.

Ankle boots, not hiking boots or sneakers. Ballet flats are acceptable, but professional women often still wear heels as part of their dress code expectations. Giving a talk like that a lot of women would automatically opt for flats because comfort is important. It's hard to keep your train of thought when your feet are throbbing.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

A empire waist (waist gathered right under the breasts) would suit him better. It would be more relaxed over the stomach and help hide those rolls. Anything clingy is hard for anyone not model proportioned to pull off. Positive ease (the amount of extra space in a garment) is the best thing that ever was invented for chubby women. He's not a woman, obviously, but if he's going to dress like one he needs to play by fat girl rules.

The tights are okay for casual wear, but for a professional event they should be nude or maybe black/navy (only if wearing dark colors) - assuming you wear any all. Thankfully most places have gotten rid of the rules that say professional women must wear panty hose. A more frustrating and pointless garment has yet to be invented. I'd rather wear a tie than panty hose, and I'm positive every other woman would agree with me.

Ankle boots, not hiking boots or sneakers. Ballet flats are acceptable, but professional women often still wear heels as part of their dress code expectations. Giving a talk like that a lot of women would automatically opt for flats because comfort is important. It's hard to keep your train of thought when your feet are throbbing.

I was going to add that stockings are easier than tights if you’re not perfectly average sized (as no troons are), but then I accidentally pictured LFJ in stockings and I don’t feel well

 

[3MMA]

Why do autistic trannies all wear brightly-colored tights with their ill-fitting dresses? And then they pair them with grotty sneakers or (what appears to be) hiking boots instead of a pair of pumps or loafers. Is it because they can’t fit their enormous gorilla feet into a nice pair of women’s shoes?

Most commonly thigh high and horizontally striped, too, though variety is observed. Eventually, these tights have come to be referred to as “programmer socks,” as many a tranny-janny has shared horrifying selfies of their pride and joy, the striped sock or pair of tights. I’ve got a theory, that it originated with Gen X troons, who transitioned in the early 2000’s, who wanted to be the alternative subculture girls they never banged. These accoutrements have a long history, becoming popular at the turn of the 20th century with entertainers and whores. Near the end of the 20th century, in the 1980’s and 90’s, various women in alternative subcultures were known to wear these. At festivals like Lollapalooza or goth clubs, you’d always see at least one woman wearing a pair of the black and white, horizontal striped tights. Troons, comers that they are, fetishized these women. (Also explains the clunky footwear, like big combat boots, that only a chick could pull off, not a size 13 booted troon. This was before millennials or zoomers made a big deal about the word, “aesthetic,” a few years ago, and people still went goth or something, to rebel, instead of trooning out.) The troons who set the stage for the current trends are mostly old enough (40+) to remember the cool chick in striped tights from their formative years. Now pair that with the bullshit they do, of calling something an “aesthetic,” and these troons in the early 2000’s were trying to be the cute, goth, girlfriend they never had. It grew, the ones younger than generation x, came up with these original coomers, schooling them to lie to get hormones and to put on the programmer socks. Here we are.

The narcissistic tranny refusal to spend any time figuring out how to dress like their preferred gender will always be a source of bemusement to me.

Hard agree. It’s interesting to watch trends grow over time, even just a few years. One trend that is currently growing is the ill-dressed troon. As the social contagion grows, so to does the legion of men who can’t dress themselves to save their dignity.

 

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I was going to add that stockings are easier than tights if you’re not perfectly average sized (as no troons are), but then I accidentally pictured LFJ in stockings and I don’t feel well

Breathe into this paper bag until the dizziness goes away.

Off-topic tight sperging:
For non-average sized women Snag Tights is the place to get Tights that fit. Seriously awesome Tights. They don't run and they use different size knitting machines to make different sized legs (both diameter and length) to accommodate different sizes, which also helps with preventing runs.

 

[Procrastinhater]

but then I accidentally pictured LFJ in stockings and I don’t feel well

Goddamn it now you made me do it too

 

[siegemeister675]

This useless thwomp-faced chink has had no traction in reality despite being a supposed millionaire and his sole notability has been relentlessly harassing and doxing people (despite his claims of doxing being literal Nazism when the Farms does it).

Meanwhile, from all his public pictures, he rarely bathes, he has zits and cysts all over his face, he has a chin like he's bordering on cherubism, and yet people are supposed to pretend this evil worm is a "woman."

Nope. He's obviously a man, anyone seeing him knows he's a man.

It's just too bad society caters to his sadism by forcing people to lie and pretend this man is a "woman" even though he obviously isn't and anyone calling him "she" is committing a crime against reality and knows it.

Look at actual women forced to pretend these evil freak men are women just like they are. The pain in their faces. You can see it every time.

Quit being a rapist, Elliot. We see you.

It still boggles my mind that someone can castrate themselves and still end up a rapist. The sexual perversion is literally mind boggling. No wonder these freaks kill themselves so much, can you imagine having to live with the inner reality that produces such horrors every free moment of every day, especially while being an anime shut-in? These people complain that it was hard to be normal men but Jesus it could not have been worse than this.

 

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If he hadn't spazzed out so loudly like a retarded Captain Ahab he wouldn't have gotten his own thread and his "consent accidents" wouldn't have gotten archived and Streisanded into being discussed on Twitter and various other sites I've seen him mentioned.
Truly a fucking idiot.
FAAFO indeed.

“Call me Liz-male”.

It still boggles my mind that someone can castrate themselves and still end up a rapist. The sexual perversion is literally mind boggling. No wonder these freaks kill themselves so much, can you imagine having to live with the inner reality that produces such horrors every free moment of every day, especially while being an anime shut-in? These people complain that it was hard to be normal men but Jesus it could not have been worse than this.

So logically there is no point in chemically castrating pedos either?

More than secure homes, they need to be placed far from children and other vulnerable people.

Ghastly towers, located miles from towns, that is where pedos and Troons need to be stored.

 

[DavidS877]

“Call me Liz-male”.

So logically there is no point in chemically castrating pedos either?

More than secure homes, they need to be placed far from children and other vulnerable people.

Ghastly towers, located miles from towns, that is where pedos and Troons need to be stored.

Australia was the right idea.

 

[Dickens Cider]

This is somewhat OT, but I just wanted to run to Twitter to check something and this is what I got. Lol the hugbox is closed and Kiwi is up? For shame
Edit to add: it was like this for 10 minutes or so and back again. Wonder if elons messing with troons by unplugging it randomly.

 

[FinnSven]

Australia was the right idea.

It could be again, if they drop this pretending to be a modern society act and get on with being savage barbarians, roaming the Outback in ramshackle vehicles, killing for a tank of gasoline or a can of dog food.

The worlds pedo-Troon population could be sent there to “monitor” the situation.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Anyone remember that Google employee who identified as a building?

Oh come on, you just made this shit up. This never really happened, right? Right?!?

 

[A. G. Peak]

I edited the Lesbians Who Tech talk down to two minutes so you don't have to watch the whole thing.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

I love how this thread is about anything but Liz Fong-Jones whenever I drop in to have a look. The Keffals thread and the #DropKiwiFarms threads are way more on-topic than this thread for some reason. Interesting posts about the troon subculture you guys, but what's Liz actually up to? Anything from the chatroom?

 

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Why is he wearing moon boots?
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Spoiler: sad

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Edit 2 - It's called kyphosis and is related to eunuchs.
So if these guys think that their neovagina is hell then in a few years there will be another nasty surprise.
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And then to think of it that they want to promote this to teenagers.

This virgin walk is so iconic I had to attempt to capture it in my shitty art.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

This virgin walk is so iconic I had to attempt to capture it in my shitty art.

I can't believe he actually though that dress showing his shagging gut is somehow feminine and flattering.
I highly doubt he's ever been transbian with cis women like Nyk, because if he had just one genuine born woman in his life, she would've readily told him how unflattering it looks.
I guess he's only transbians with other delusional men like himself, so no one is gonna tell him how to dress.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I'm confused about something. So Elliot loves promoting the whole #pluralgang bullshit, but I don't recall anyone ever documenting his alters or seeing any examples of his plurality in action. Anyone have any info on this?

 

[Terffals]

These people complain that it was hard to be normal men but Jesus it could not have been worse than this.

See, there’s the issue. They never once tried to be normal men.

E: it continues to boggle my noggle how absolutely perfectly troon body types mirror that belonging to eunuchs of yore.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I edited the Lesbians Who Tech talk down to two minutes so you don't have to watch the whole thing.

Lesbians Who Tech - Clips - 11-16-2022 - 13-11.mp4

>What happened was I ran into a brick wall. I ran into a brick wall.

That explains how flat his face is from the side I guess.

 

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The hump he has that somebody earlier attributed to a condition eunachs suffer from is exactly the same as the hump Keffals has.

 

[Doppelmonger]

This virgin walk is so iconic I had to attempt to capture it in my shitty art.

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Is this a sneak peek at the upcoming Kiwi Farms point & click game?