💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

With 1100 pages of content now, filled near constantly with him being the tough guy online as he wallows essentially alone, I have to wonder if we are his only outlet for seemingly meaningful communication.
We are all his children after all

We're Fatrick's step-children @Path Wanderer, so I guess that counts, but Fat mostly childs the Rascals who text him honest questions. It's sad that all of his supposed progeny here consider him the fattest step-fucker we've ever known. Gunt is fatter, but never claims us as children.

Edit: Anybody with crossover to the OnA board - Ray Wilson is now in my youtube recommended list, fuckin' lol. "Phil Collins was the lead singer of Genesis back in 1976..."

 

[Formerly Trucks]

It seems on top of spending Quasi's money LARPing as a semenseaman, he's spending even more money on photoshopping himself to be less fat. In the unedited picture it seems the expensive sailboat is taking on a bit of water:

We're going to need a bigger boat.

 

[Caverlock]

How large are your archives? And would you prefer to be referred to as a Fatstorian or a Pigologist?

I usually refer to myself as a Patologist, an odd blending of psychologist and seismologist (he's very crazy and fat, you see).

Would you mind packing your archives and uploading them somewhere so that others may archive as well? I for one would love to have the piggy archives on hand for future reference.

Sure, I can do that. I was already thinking of putting together PDFs on Piggy that could be sent around in case of forum closures. Maybe tailor one to newcomers, one to his allies, and one to people who seem to already dislike him. They would contain zero defamation, though he would undoubtedly squeal that they did.

I might also post the motions to Quash and Dismiss I was forced to spend over a hundred hours of my free time on, for the more esoteric reader. I'm sorry to brag, but the counterarguments were impeccable and the hatred was flowing mellifluously. I didn't post them because I think the idiot might sue me again.

I'm never going away, Pig.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I usually refer to myself as a Patologist, an odd blending of psychologist and seismologist (he's very crazy and fat, you see).


Sure, I can do that. I was already thinking of putting together PDFs on Piggy that could be sent around in case of forum closures. Maybe tailor one to newcomers, one to his allies, and one to people who seem to already dislike him. They would contain zero defamation, though he would undoubtedly squeal that they did.

I might also post the motions to Quash and Dismiss I was forced to spend over a hundred hours of my free time on, for the more esoteric reader. I'm sorry to brag, but the counterarguments were impeccable and the hatred was flowing mellifluously. I didn't post them because I think the idiot might sue me again.

I'm never going away, Pig.

There is so much Fatrick lore and humor on the OnA board that hasn't been archived here. Thanks for what you've done, @Caverlock et al, but Literary Criticism is a worthwhile place to lurk when this forum is down. Pat is so much fatter and terrible than we've been witness to here.

 

[Mooner]

Even on Tor, Patrick is still fat by every conceivable scientific metric, stalker child.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

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Good paying job? Isn't porky so broke he's resorted to turning urban children into pepperoni just to make it through the winter?



Now this trope is getting cliché.

not only does he not have a good paying job, but not a single person on the planet would ever believe a woman was hitting on him.

this is such a tired, worn out trope. yeah the nerd in HS shows up at the reunion with a good paying job so now all the formerly popular girls are interested in him. we have all seen those same sitcoms as you have piggy, nobody believes you.

also, arnt most nerds considered smart or intellectually gifted?come on piggy, nobody thinks of you when they heard the word nerd.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

not only does he not have a good paying job, but not a single person on the planet would ever believe a woman was hitting on him.

this is such a tired, worn out trope. yeah the nerd in HS shows up at the reunion with a good paying job so now all the formerly popular girls are interested in him. we have all seen those same sitcoms as you have piggy, nobody believes you.

also, arnt most nerds considered smart or intellectually gifted?come on piggy, nobody thinks of you when they heard the word nerd.

A fine charcuterie ignored and avoided by those who know Milwaukee's predilection for nigger/faggot cannibalism.

 

[Maude Snew]

not only does he not have a good paying job

Wrong stalker. Pat "Rick Ass" Tomlinson has a lot of jobs. He is in fact quite the Renaissance Man. He's an author, insurance salesman, political commentator, military strategist, horticulturist, grease monkey, gay rodeo clown, gay upholsterer, seamstress, gay steel worker, expert hunter of the most dangerous game, butcher, Smithers, Krusty, Poochie, troonshiner, mariner, child abandoner, child soldier, child childer, child stalker, and many more.

 

[FinnSven]

Wrong stalker. Pat "Rick Ass" Tomlinson has a lot of jobs. He is in fact quite the Renaissance Man. He's an author, insurance salesman, political commentary, military strategist, horticulturist, grease monkey, gay rodeo clown, gay upholsterer, seamstress, gay steel worker, expert hunter of the most dangerous game, butcher, Smithers, Krusty, Poochie, troonshiner, mariner, child abandoner, child soldier, child childer, child stalker, and many more.

Don’t forget skilled artisan sausage and exotic deli meats producer.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy has just tweeted out another false flag. This time a threat that was sent to worldcon.



That meandering tone in the threat, as well as calling himself 'Patrick Tomlinson's killer'... That is 100% him. Also if there were bomb sniffing dogs at the con the news would have covered it you dumb pig.

First time he's actually tweeted out the OnAForums address as well. @ mentioning Keffels, I think a certain naughty piglet is trying to get the OnAForums booted to TOR as well.

 

[Simon]

Piggy has just tweeted out another false flag. This time a threat that was sent to worldcon.

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That meandering tone in the threat, as well as calling himself 'Patrick Tomlinson's killer'... That is 100% him. Also if there were bomb sniffing dogs at the con the news would have covered it you dumb pig.

First time he's actually tweeted out the OnAForums address as well. @ mentioning Keffels, I think a certain naughty piglet is trying to get the OnAForums booted to TOR as well.

LOOK AT THAT ENGAGEMENT! Nobody fucking cares.

 

[Maude Snew]

The fuck is an "AR-15 pistol"? But one thing is for certain, gun expert and decorated marksman cousin Fat LARPs as didn't post that.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Piggy has just tweeted out another false flag. This time a threat that was sent to worldcon.

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That meandering tone in the threat, as well as calling himself 'Patrick Tomlinson's killer'... That is 100% him. Also if there were bomb sniffing dogs at the con the news would have covered it you dumb pig.

First time he's actually tweeted out the OnAForums address as well. @ mentioning Keffels, I think a certain naughty piglet is trying to get the OnAForums booted to TOR as well.

It's obviously lies, because Patrick S Tomlinson's true killer will be diabetes

(or autoerotic asphyxiation).

 

[Fictional Character]

Pat will be the first person in history choking to death on a literal nigger pepperoni.

 

[Maude Snew]

Pat will be the first person in history choking to death on a literal nigger pepperoni.

Wrong stalker. Legend has it that's how his gay rodeo clown father died. Like father, like son, child.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Piggy has just tweeted out another false flag. This time a threat that was sent to worldcon.

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That meandering tone in the threat, as well as calling himself 'Patrick Tomlinson's killer'... That is 100% him. Also if there were bomb sniffing dogs at the con the news would have covered it you dumb pig.

First time he's actually tweeted out the OnAForums address as well. @ mentioning Keffels, I think a certain naughty piglet is trying to get the OnAForums booted to TOR as well.

you can tell he is getting so desperate to turn the #dropkiwifarms onto the OnA and with him at the head rather than keffals. and lookign at the reach of those posts it is 100% obvious that nobody care.s

The fuck is an "AR-15 pistol"? But one thing is for certain, gun expert and decorated marksman cousin Fat LARPs as didn't post that.

since it is a internet stalker he might just be pulling gun terms form his ass. but in reality it is an ar-15 which is designed without a butt stock to fit the legal definition of a pistol. here is an example of one.

 

[Simon]

Piggy has just tweeted out another false flag. This time a threat that was sent to worldcon.

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That meandering tone in the threat, as well as calling himself 'Patrick Tomlinson's killer'... That is 100% him. Also if there were bomb sniffing dogs at the con the news would have covered it you dumb pig.

First time he's actually tweeted out the OnAForums address as well. @ mentioning Keffels, I think a certain naughty piglet is trying to get the OnAForums booted to TOR as well.

It's like he goes out of his way to make these false flags as unbelievable as possible. The details, how verbose this 'atalker' is in the letter-it all screams failed fat sci fi author writing to himself.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Given his penchant for lying about people in his life; I wouldn't be shocked if he didn't even go to the reunion, sat at Hooligans, scrolled through people's facebook accounts while drunk, and enjoyed the feeling superiority as a writer of pulp paperback trash.

Give Pat a week, he'll have Tor installed on his shitty little Windows Surface and will be reading and screenshotting this thread again. He love the attention as much as he loves his homemade "pepperoni."

How else is he going to get the goods for that nearly quarter ton pedophile?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Piggy has just tweeted out another false flag. This time a threat that was sent to worldcon.

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That meandering tone in the threat, as well as calling himself 'Patrick Tomlinson's killer'... That is 100% him. Also if there were bomb sniffing dogs at the con the news would have covered it you dumb pig.

First time he's actually tweeted out the OnAForums address as well. @ mentioning Keffels, I think a certain naughty piglet is trying to get the OnAForums booted to TOR as well.

No mention at all from anyone until after the alleged threat was supposed to be carried out, even though we know Piggy oinks as soon as anything remotely threatening crosses his very wide path. The complete lack of engagement makes it extra hilarious. Keffals will never notice you, Rick.

 

[Mr Moonface]

I missed this. He actually added ALT text to his own fake death threat.

What a silly fat fool.