🍽️ حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

Alan celebrating Cloudflare dropping the Farms.
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Alan bitching about the Walmart that he used to work at.
 
Imagine sympathizing with a domestic terrorist.

Alan isn’t bothered by his OG Kiwifarms account because he has nothing to protect. No relationships except his parents who house him out of obligation. No partner. His professional career is over. No IRL friends or hobbies. The human mind is incredible, even over the internet you can feel how dangerous and creepy he is.
 
Amazing how we are the bad guys for laughing at retards yet this retard can just go a head and openly sympathize with a domestic terrorist that tried to crash a plane into his former place of employment because it was a shit place to work and no one cares.
 
Y'know, I really have no idea why he was so mad about his friends abandoning him from 'appearing' to defend pedophilia when he's not being subtle about it at all. Like, n'wah, maybe if you didn't want friends abandoning you for supporting pedophilia you should be a 'lil more subtle about it.
 
Y'know, I really have no idea why he was so mad about his friends abandoning him from 'appearing' to defend pedophilia when he's not being subtle about it at all. Like, n'wah, maybe if you didn't want friends abandoning you for supporting pedophilia you should be a 'lil less subtle about it.
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong's opsec is a great disgrace.
 
"I really feel and empathise with this terrorist that wanted to run a plane into Wallmart and kill tons of innocent people because it's kind of a shit place to work."

But Kiwifarms is dangerous, sure Jan.
Amazing how we are the bad guys for laughing at retards yet this retard can just go a head and openly sympathize with a domestic terrorist that tried to crash a plane into his former place of employment because it was a shit place to work and no one cares.
Alan's dad legitimately needs to kick his ass.
 
It has been quite a few days without a reliable connection to the Kiwi Farms, but now we can finally get up to speed when it comes to the sped. Last of his recorded opinions were lauding a failed Richard Russell clone which is hilarious considering that sperg never came close to Sky King's legacy in any way: He targeted a building with people in it, stole a tiny King Beechcraft dual prop instead of a beastly machine like a Q400 or any other regional airliner, and ended up landing instead of crashing it somewhere remote.
Shit execution, I'ma give that a 0/10 :disagree:

Anyway, here are some select posts I found interesting, the pages are fully archived and are filled with politisperging, projection, video game talk and weird references to gay porn. So if you find something funny or interesting I missed let us know.
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Sperging about Caucasian first names for some reason, pretty uncomfortable him seeing mention babies so often given he's a self-admitted pedophile
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I love the desperate masking of his pedophilia and hebephilia. AMW, I know you visit the thread daily. You shouldn't worry, no one but us are interested in your antics, you won't get outed as a pedophile within normiespheres, although having this thread up definitely increases the chances.
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Spergs about the Queens' death (Lots of material regarding this event for some reason), retweets a post accusing the Queen of protecting pedophiles (lol)
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MATI because of Marvel
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If you hate Meghan Markle you're ontologically evil
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'Femboy' and other questionable posts, confirming AMW is a special strand of pedophile:
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The tweet above is not me posting it twice by mistake, he really seems to like that image.
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Uninteresting pages at first glance (Monarchy sperging, video game and boardgames talk, etc, still might include interesting shit if someone has the mental capacity for this junk)
 
It's good to be back everyone. Alan is probably hoping we forgot about him.

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Alan upset that Geno defended Kiwi Farms after being dropped by DiamWall. Also, they're Portuguese, Alan. You fucking idiot. Also, of course he has no other term for objectivity other than "South Park Both Sidesing." (A)

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Fuck off Alan. (A)

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Alan reporting Libs of TikTok for asspats. (A)

There's also a bunch of retweeted tranny dicks, but I don't want to subjugate you guys to that. This is meant to be a celebration.
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Well with Null removing my main source of procrastination (the Keffals thread) I'll probably have my next post up soon. There's a couple good one's in there, have a sneak peek:
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He just does our work for us, really. [A]
Alan is a retard. Being a ceramicist is an actual viable and valuable career because you're legit creating something tangible, anywhere from the dishware and drinkware you touch with your grubby fingers to beautiful sculptures you don't steal a passing glance to at the park since you don't go outside. Also doing pottery means you'll get laid.
 
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