Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

[Dr. Butt]

Joe says he has finished his sitcom book manuscript.

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I love that people like this are always calling for some kind of Marxist revolution on twitter as if they wouldn't be gunned down in their offices on the first day.

I, for one, welcome Cletus and Tyrone as our new overlords if it means I don't have to see shit like this written down anymore.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I love that people like this are always calling for some kind of Marxist revolution on twitter as if they wouldn't be gunned down in their offices on the first day.

They’re always so obsessed with artefacts of consumerism. Don’t get me wrong, I can sperg intensely about all sorts of dumb TV shows, but I don’t claim to be an actual, literal communist.

 

[Trianon]

I do find it funny that Joe is attempting to link heterosexuality with sitcoms as the two most artificial setups of American suburbia or whatever. Joe is not fundamentally gay or queer or a woman or a man. He is just against whatever is mainstream, and he had to write this book before homosexuality becomes as staid and lame and conformist as the imagined heterosexual enemies of his youth.

After months of threatening to, Nicole finally turned 40 today. She made a series of posts about it showing off her dresses, jewelry, and children.

• has appointments now to go through her "medical trauma" therapy
• still has appointment with the hospital ombudsman, the head of gynecology and Steve soon to talk about the Diva Cup Incident
• "Sepsis? I don't know him. Sorry to this man." (Yes, because you never had sepsis.)
• also goes to "Nice Normal Episcopal church" which is about the weirdest way to put it

 

[one_time_user]

is that a mini fridge and Halloween candy in her bathroom?

 

[Potatis Salad]

is that a mini fridge and Halloween candy in her bathroom?

She says in the caption it's a "skincare fridge".

 

[Trianon]

is that a mini fridge and Halloween candy in her bathroom?

Fun fact about the fridge! In her post she calls it her "infamously large skincare fridge bc I do not do 'measurements.'" By that she means she tried to buy a tiny, foot-tall fridge for her retinoids to keep on the sink, but she never checked the dimensions and bought a dorm fridge by accident and was too lazy to return it. The absolute state.

I'm almost like "good for her" for just taking photos with her house as is, but every room is such a shambles, I know that if she took the five minutes it takes to choose the perfect selfie to sweep and tidy, her house would look livable. She didn't even bother to pick up that used Kleenex or whatever it is.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I do find it funny that Joe is attempting to link heterosexuality with sitcoms as the two most artificial setups of American suburbia or whatever. Joe is not fundamentally gay or queer or a woman or a man. He is just against whatever is mainstream, and he had to write this book before homosexuality becomes as staid and lame and conformist as the imagined heterosexual enemies of his youth.

After months of threatening to, Nicole finally turned 40 today. She made a series of posts about it showing off her dresses, jewelry, and children.

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• has appointments now to go through her "medical trauma" therapy
• still has appointment with the hospital ombudsman, the head of gynecology and Steve soon to talk about the Diva Cup Incident
• "Sepsis? I don't know him. Sorry to this man." (Yes, because you never had sepsis.)
• also goes to "Nice Normal Episcopal church" which is about the weirdest way to put it

She's so odd and also odd looking.

But check out that flush. Booze and pills.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Fun fact about the fridge! In her post she calls it her "infamously large skincare fridge bc I do not do 'measurements.'" By that she means she tried to buy a tiny, foot-tall fridge for her retinoids to keep on the sink, but she never checked the dimensions and bought a dorm fridge by accident and was too lazy to return it. The absolute state.

I'm almost like "good for her" for just taking photos with her house as is, but every room is such a shambles, I know that if she took the five minutes it takes to choose the perfect selfie to sweep and tidy, her house would look livable. She didn't even bother to pick up that used Kleenex or whatever it is.

What skincare????

 

[lady stoneheart]

Fun fact about the fridge! In her post she calls it her "infamously large skincare fridge bc I do not do 'measurements.'" By that she means she tried to buy a tiny, foot-tall fridge for her retinoids to keep on the sink, but she never checked the dimensions and bought a dorm fridge by accident and was too lazy to return it. The absolute state.

no hate to anyone else in this thread if you do this, but “buying a second fridge just for my skincare” is a level of wealth and decadence that is bizarre to me. can’t believe the proletarian Laverys’ would openly consort with such bourgeois dogs. pool noodle inspired gucci sneakers being, of course, for the people.

to no one’s surprise, i love ASOIAF. but GRRM does the same shit as Joe and Micah do, where he tries to defend criticism of his work by saying it has deep sociological meaning. Joe and Micah write weird perverted shit because they are perverts, i would kinda hate them a lot less if they just admitted they want to write wank material for degenerate freaks rather than trying to frame it as liberating and important. and although i do think his work has interesting and well-articulated themes, GRRM wants to write about people suffering, and i read it because i enjoy it, and that’s fine. he should just say that, instead of insisting that it’s realistic to imply that 25% of medieval women died in childbirth

 

[Trianon]

What skincare????

lmao

Read any of her IG posts and 90% of the comments will be people asking for her skincare routine. She'll sometimes even drop a filtered photo, receive the skincare comments, and then post a humble-brag "unfiltered" version to prove she's being honest. Like here she admits that face redness is her main issue, which can definitely be a thing without booze being responsible, but who knows.



Remember she also attributed her routine to clearing up these ugly scratches that she says she got when falling down in the bathroom. If you go through the comments, she's sort of trying to explain what she used. (I wouldn't call it her "routine" because she specifically stopped using her usual stuff like retinols/retinoids and just kept her face moisturized, which is not that earth-shattering. Until the wounds close, there's not a lot you can do skincare wise because you're not supposed to put any product into an open wound! Just moisturizing/sealing it with something is fine.) (Are the cracked lips and cold sore part of hitting her face?)



Here are some of her alleged products.



Both of these are $100 in the smallest, teensy sizes.

 

[one_time_user]

she's 40?She does not have good skin. Most of 'good skin' is genetics but the other 20 percent or so you can contribute to it being better or worse than genetics dictates. She is not doing a good job with her 20 percent.

 

[lady stoneheart]

wow she looks 55 in that first pic. her grey hair is nice but otherwise yikes. this is why i think most skincare- besides just washing your face and wearing moisturizer and sunscreen- is a scam. if a 40 year old billionaire looks like that even with the fanciest products at her disposal then how could i possibly believe it does anything at all? better to just eat well and be healthy than to smear $50 of oils all over your face every night

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

lmao

Read any of her IG posts and 90% of the comments will be people asking for her skincare routine. She'll sometimes even drop a filtered photo, receive the skincare comments, and then post a humble-brag "unfiltered" version to prove she's being honest. Like here she admits that face redness is her main issue, which can definitely be a thing without booze being responsible, but who knows.

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Remember she also attributed her routine to clearing up these ugly scratches that she says she got when falling down in the bathroom. If you go through the comments, she's sort of trying to explain what she used. (I wouldn't call it her "routine" because she specifically stopped using her usual stuff like retinols/retinoids and just kept her face moisturized, which is not that earth-shattering. Until the wounds close, there's not a lot you can do skincare wise because you're not supposed to put any product into an open wound! Just moisturizing/sealing it with something is fine.) (Are the cracked lips and cold sore part of hitting her face?)

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Here are some of her alleged products.

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Both of these are $100 in the smallest, teensy sizes.

It's not just the redness- it's the redness, the chapped lips, the sweaty sheen in a lot of these, and oh yeah the falling on her face and waking up in puddles that seems to happen to her a lot.

She has the telltale visage of a criddler but she's plastering $500 of product over the top and gets to sleep indoors.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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"my beloved anechka279 who is the core of my heart stopped screaming and rending her garments just long enough to find me the best NYC medical trauma person to find me the best Utah medical trauma person"

So somebody got you a reference from a doctor who had somebody in their office look up a list of doctors in Utah? Back when you were dying from sepsis from having something lost in your uterus you should have had them use these contacts to find you a doctor who would bother to look past your cervix. At least they're helping you now!

 

[Dr. Butt]

It's not just the redness- it's the redness, the chapped lips, the sweaty sheen in a lot of these, and oh yeah the falling on her face and waking up in puddles that seems to happen to her a lot.

She has the telltale visage of a criddler but she's plastering $500 of product over the top and gets to sleep indoors.

Her nose especially is really showing off how much she likes red wine.

 

[Trianon]

It's not just the redness- it's the redness, the chapped lips, the sweaty sheen in a lot of these, and oh yeah the falling on her face and waking up in puddles that seems to happen to her a lot.

She has the telltale visage of a criddler but she's plastering $500 of product over the top and gets to sleep indoors.

Had you ever heard this story about her having a full-body grand mal seizure because she bought a "cursed" bracelet? She has shared it before, but this is my first time reading it. She just posted this!


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Here is the friend she gave it to.



Oh my God, these people are insane.




They went on to attribute Biden's win to the destruction of the Orb. What.

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"There's no logical underlying reason why I would have had a seizure out of nowhere! Don't think about it! It was the jewel! Yeah!"

This story follows the beats of the Diva Cup Incident exactly. You cannot ask about further details because she was brain injured and doesn't remember. Oh, does that sound bad? Well, there was no underlying reason for it, no worries! Did she investigate at a doctor's office at all? Unclear! The important thing is that she got a spiritual leader to uncurse her, and now she is cured. It's all FINE now! Also this is all directly related to national politics somehow. Everyone thank Nicole for holding the fabric of reality together.

to no one’s surprise, i love ASOIAF. but GRRM does the same shit as Joe and Micah do, where he tries to defend criticism of his work by saying it has deep sociological meaning. Joe and Micah write weird perverted shit because they are perverts, i would kinda hate them a lot less if they just admitted they want to write wank material for degenerate freaks rather than trying to frame it as liberating and important. and although i do think his work has interesting and well-articulated themes, GRRM wants to write about people suffering, and i read it because i enjoy it, and that’s fine. he should just say that, instead of insisting that it’s realistic to imply that 25% of medieval women died in childbirth

Yeah, this is it, he likes his characters to be sad and broken, and I love angst. His stuff is edgy only in the sense that it conveys that underlying mood.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'm so glad we have these people watching out for the rest of us. I just wouldn't feel safe if I didn't know their hands were on the wheel of reality.

Besides, sure that dude got rid of the Diorb but that just means in the after credits scene some kid picked it up after it washed up somewhere else.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Had you ever heard this story about her having a full-body grand mal seizure because she bought a "cursed" bracelet? She has shared it before, but this is my first time reading it. She just posted this!

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Here is the friend she gave it to.

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Oh my God, these people are insane.

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They went on to attribute Biden's win to the destruction of the Orb. What.

Alternate explanations:

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"There's no logical underlying reason why I would have had a seizure out of nowhere! Don't think about it! It was the jewel! Yeah!"

This story follows the beats of the Diva Cup Incident exactly. You cannot ask about further details because she was brain injured and doesn't remember. Oh, does that sound bad? Well, there was no underlying reason for it, no worries! Did she investigate at a doctor's office at all? Unclear! The important thing is that she got a spiritual leader to uncurse her, and now she is cured. It's all FINE now! Also this is all directly related to national politics somehow. Everyone thank Nicole for holding the fabric of reality together.


Yeah, this is it, he likes his characters to be sad and broken, and I love angst. His stuff is edgy only in the sense that it conveys that underlying mood.

If an image could be a random.txt then that woman with the crazy eyes holding the "diorb" should be one.

I don't know what else to say about this except narcissism is a helluva drug. And drugs are a helluva drug.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Oh emm gee you guys aren't getting it. She actually had a grand Mal seizure and that's caused by heavy Mal exposure.

 

[MistressCaridad]

Had you ever heard this story about her having a full-body grand mal seizure because she bought a "cursed" bracelet? She has shared it before, but this is my first time reading it. She just posted this!

I believe that’s called alcohol induced epilepsy. Stupid bitch gave away and encouraged someone else to throw away an expensive piece of vintage jewelry because she’s a fucking lush. That’s pretty sad and also at the same time hilarious.