😵‍💫 Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Ruin]

You seem to be resentful that you're not stewing and brewing in a diaper.

Are we sure this thing isn't a troll?

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

You are psychodynamically ungrounded in your inability to navigate post-infantile states and it is frustrating you in a whirlwind of confusion.

Tell me more about yourmyself.

 

[Autphag]

Are we sure this thing isn't a troll?

No, because I gave the rationale here:

You are psychodynamically ungrounded in your inability to navigate post-infantile states and it is frustrating you in a whirlwind of confusion.

 

[Overchek]

No, because I gave the rationale here:

 

[SpessCaptain]

I like to post big words to sound smart.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

No, because I gave the rationale here:

RATIONALE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[VLAD]

@Autphag, what do you have planned for your birthday? Celebrating with friends? Reconnecting with family?

 

[Trombonista]

Okay, @Autphag, serious question:

Do you prefer Chibi x Dayo, or Dayo x Chibi?

Just remember that Iya x Hata is no good.

 

[Autphag]

I like to post big words to sound smart.

You'd confessed to being functionally illiterate last week, you're in no position to determine what's superfluous or not. Then again, this is a common affliction to Australia; corrected for higher-level literacy, nobody can read there.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

You'd confessed to being functionally illiterate last week, you're in no position to determine what's superfluous or not. Then again, this is a common affliction to Australia; corrected for higher-level literacy, nobody can read there.

Has your mom ever accidentally referred to your dad as "Brother" or "Cousin"?

 

[Autphag]

Has your mom ever accidentally referred to your dad as "Brother" or "Cousin"?

I'm sure Valiant is far more familiar with such a fate than I ever will be. Isn't everyone in Australia basically their immediate relative?

 

[SpessCaptain]

You'd confessed to being functionally illiterate last week, you're in no position to determine what's superfluous or not. Then again, this is a common affliction to Australia; corrected for higher-level literacy, nobody can read there.

You have the same glacial characteristics of an iceburg.
But unlike the iceburg you have absolutely nothing below the surface.

 

[Autphag]

You have the same glacial characteristics of an iceburg.
But unlike the iceburg you have absolutely nothing below the surface.

I forgot, you'd created a Deep Thoughts subforum to sate yourself in assurance of never being exposed to the reality that you're a vapid femalewhore, so this is basically your stimming routine.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm sure Valiant is far more familiar with such a fate than I ever will be. Isn't everyone in Australia basically their immediate relative?

I'm sure your squat head shape is totally natural for a well developed child, it just comes with a side effect of not making any sense with your arguments.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

I forgot, you'd created a Deep Thoughts subforum to sate yourself in assurance of never being exposed to the reality that you're a vapid femalewhore, so this is basically your stimming routine.

And you created a chan. Pot, kettle.

 

[LordCustos3]

Jesus fucking christ on a vibrating pogostick....I've been gone 9 Hours....NINE FUCKING HOURS, @Autphag ....and you STILL haven't solved the riddle of the GPS.
Chop Chop, you bacon-dodger.

Blah blah blah, can't be bothered to explain himself, throws more nonexistent words at us, same song same verse.
Clean miss, you blatherskite.

Och, ya Wee Bairn! Blatherskite is Scottish slang, ye huddy ned bampot.
I'm 'murikan, and even I know that.

Would you mind speaking in a language other than negrotypical transwoman?

Would you mind not talking like a pretentious buffoon pretending to be a Dean of Dribbling Psychobabble at Pretentious Buffoon University?

I have removed all the androgen receptors in your body using telekinetic magic so that you can't transition anymore and will be removed of the fetishistically compulsive sex-drive to even try.

Translation: "Curseya-meha-me-HA!"

(Unsubstantiated claims of having magical powers)

You are full of shit, AutPhag. If you had any power, you'd have used it on us by now. Your Curse-ya-meha-meha doesn't even make it to being a Level 0 Cantrip.
If you have any power, lets see it in action, ye fakir of faggotry.

Oh, you're speaking in Fabian fictions now. There's no "done". Because that implies there's an "outside" in which to "do" it in.

Only a lobotomite would think this evasive dribble is "profound" or "deep". Just admit that you have failed to do anything of import or value. You'd merely confirm what we already know.

Ah, so you're one of those Jews who deliberately eschews the laws of chronological progression because time is a relativistic construct of White man or something. Okay. The rest of us live in reality, however.

A non-empirical
non-real
reality
ruled by The Protocols of Lizards of Zargon
and their magic negrotypical space-spawn?
If that sounds retarded to you, that is how retarded you sound to US!

Also you seem to forget that I am, indeed, developmentally disabled, and you're being ablist.

First off, congrats on adding "SJW Douchebag" to your psychopathology. Good Luck trying to convert the tumblr crowd to your stupid stupid ideology.
Secondly, Being ablist implies we are mocking someone disabled....but, according to your stupid stupid ideology, you are a magickally empowered Ubermentsch who is smarter and more well read than the entire Kiwi Hivemind. According to your stupid stupid ideology, we are supposed to be disabled and inferior compared to you.
If "Man is a thing to be Transcended" then you are failing at transcending it if you are still this butthurt.

You are psychodynamically ungrounded in your inability to navigate post-infantile states and it is frustrating you in a whirlwind of confusion.

Are you even capable of constructing an insult that DOESN'T apply to yourself?

But enough of this Twaddle.
Answer my question:
How does Autphagism explain the functioning of a SatNav?


(He's got a hat over his green dot. I can't tell if he's here or not, or if he bailed the moment he saw me log in. Is Rabbi Aut'sped even here?)

 

[SpessCaptain]

I forgot, you'd created a Deep Thoughts subforum to sate yourself in assurance of never being exposed to the reality that you're a vapid femalewhore, so this is basically your stimming routine.

I did not create it.
I simply managed it.

 

[VLAD]

I forgot, you'd created a Deep Thoughts subforum to sate yourself in assurance of never being exposed to the reality that you're a vapid femalewhore, so this is basically your stimming routine.

Is this all you have planned for your birthday? Just sperging out on this site while we all make fun of you? Just like every other day before it since you found us?

 

[Trombonista]

iceburg

What does the president of Galley-La have to do with Autphag? Autphag doesn't have a job.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Is this all you have planned for your birthday? Just sperging out on this site while we all make fun of you? Just like every other day before it since you found us?

Guess he's feeling pretty lonely with no friends.
I would of supposed his cult would be having a party.

Or is this like Christmas where everyone forgets about Jesus?