Surgery 2/24/2016 - "7 Days 20 Hours 56 Minutes until Surgery" LOLOL

[Flame the Sunbird]

Posted at 10:35 AM 2/24/2016

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

hahaha yeah right, Philly Grime Cheese.

 

[Cubanodun]

DO IT PHIL, SAVE THE WORLD OF GETTING ANOTHER AUTISTIC POTATO LIKE YOU

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

Phil's balls are like cancer in that they'll never really be gone.

 

[AnOminous]

7 Days whatever until Phil stops lying about how he's going to have surgery and starts lying about having had it instead.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

We really need a timer counting down until the time that Phil won't get his surgery

 

[Dain Bramage]

Knowing how Taters alienates every group, he'll just get his ass kicked by a bunch of Turkish harem eunuchs afterwards.

 

[Smutley]

"I had my surgery done today and it was soo amazing it feels great being without my DAMN MALE BALLS and the testosterone poisoning they give my female brain. After word the doctors said I had the smoothest taint of any of his patients and I rode my bike all the way to the mansion I bought with the SSDI money I get every month"

 

[VLAD]

7 days, 20 hours, 56 minutes until surgery.

8 days, 20 hours, 55 minutes until sepsis.

 

[AN/ALR56]

The tatoos were infected with nanomachines by a Brazilian patriot.
They will rebuild his balls automatically.

 

[Pillow]

Phil.

Spoiler

 

[cycle5]

SWEET! Izzy calls for motorcycles for all CIS dudes.

They take up too much space on public transit for Izzy

need to make more room on public roads b/c of CIS dudes
CIS dudes can't ride bikes because...ballz

so I guess, Tacoticolatinastan is starting a program to give every CIS male a motorcycle free of nasty capitalist charge

Phil.

Spoiler

1) thanks for putting it behind a spoiler tag
2) why, oh why did I have to look

 

[Smutley]

WOW.

 

[The Giver]

WOW.
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[Ravenor]

WOW.
Wyświetl załącznik 74696

Wyświetl załącznik 74697

Well I'd call him a cunt but that's something he'd like so I'll settle for prick instead.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Well I'd call him a cunt but that's something he'd like so I'll settle for prick instead.

Call him a dick instead because it is more descriptive

 

[Tismo]

Phil's probably gonna try and chop his balls off with some safety scissors then maybe call an ambulance when he somehow botches it.

 

[Psycho]

I'm trying to imagine what kind of doctor would agree to perform any kind of surgery on the wasteland of death called Phil's genitals? I'm hoping it's just a ruse the hospital set up; they're going to lure him into a doctors office with promises of having his balls removed, then they'll lock him up in the psych ward.

 

[cycle5]

I'm trying to imagine what kind of doctor would agree to perform any kind of surgery on the wasteland of death called Phil's genitals? I'm hoping it's just a ruse the hospital set up; they're going to lure him into a doctors office with promises of having his balls removed, then they'll lock him up in the psych ward.

It takes about a week to train the doc

 

[Ravenor]

This is just a thought but I wonder if he's got the "you will 9/11" from some of the people who still spam it in his threads.

I haven't seen him reference that date in this kind of context before.