If Kiwi Farms was a thing in the 16th Century, which threads would be the most active?

[NynchLiggers]

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[PenguinSuitAlice]

The site would definitely be divided into Protestant and Catholic containment boards,

 

[Ammyterasu]

Threads about Henry VIII being a gigachad
Huge battle of Lepanto celebrations
Weebs larping as Nobunaga
First African slaves in America = someone is going to invent the word nigger, taking the world by storm

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

William Shakespeare's thread.

 

[PenguinSuitAlice]

First African slaves in America = someone is going to invent the word nigger, taking the world by storm

Sorry to ruin your joke but the word comes from the Latin word niger, nigra, nigrum, meaning black (Gs in Latin are always hard and the I is short, so it's never prounced Naijer which is the coward pronunciation of it).

 

[A-Stump]

Sorry to ruin your joke but the word comes from the Latin word niger, nigra, nigrum, meaning black (Gs in Latin are always hard and the I is short, so it's never prounced Naijer which is the coward pronunciation of it).

Shut up nigger

 

[Lone MacReady]

"Who is this Luther guy, and why is he correct about the Jews and their Lies?"

 

[PenguinSuitAlice]

I would love to see accounts of Conquistador kiwis discovering Indian lolcows and documenting all of their behavior before they die of smallpox.
Coronado's whole useless adventure through the Southwest being guided by a liar could make an interesting thread too.

"Who is this Luther guy, and why is he correct about the Jews and their Lies?"

Luther would 100% be given a thread that would turn out like the Trump thread. As I said, Catholics and Protestants would have to be given their separate hugboxes. Protestants could get pretty lolworthy with the absolutely insane propaganda they distributed, and vice versa. Anabaptists would be made fun of by both sides.
This guy might have a decent thread perhaps. Basically a knight in a period where knights were dying out that had a metal hand who got into tons of feuds.

 

[Anon88]

Threads on the Habsburg family where we all make fun of their messed up chins because of their inbreeding.
A thread on Martin Luther
A thread on Elizabeth Bathory once she got caught with the murders ( I think that was the 16th century I might be wrong)
A thread on nothing but lusting over foreign new world females
Threads on A&H about the Spanish rolling over all the South America Empires
Threads on Mass Debates about which version of Christianity is the best.

16th century kiwi farms actually sounds like it would be kind of fun.

 

[Pangolin]

Probably a lot of threads about witches. Real ones, not the Tiktok witches of today

 

[Makov Pitt]

I hope Kiwi places Calvinism in a seperate thread; Predestination is a lolcow matter in the 1600s.

 

[Radola Gajda]

There would be whole subforum dedicated to aristocracy and their autism, because we all know inbreeding produces most mentally stable members of society.

 

[JimmyHill'sBlarms]

Arguements and PL about which one of Henry the VIII wives was the hottest.

Hapsburg Megathread

Copernicus vs. Galieo

Lots of Black Death updates.

Theories about this weird "New World" and what's in it.

 

[Caesare]

Threads on A&H about the Spanish rolling over all the South America Empires

Cortés would have a thread in the same vein as Terry Davis. Not to make fun, but out of pure, unironic admiration for being such a ballsy badass.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

(Artcow) Hieronymus Bosch / Jeroen Anthonissen van Aken - Hyper-religious schizo artfag who claims to have seen Hell.

 

[ProfessorCuckulus]

hark yee alchemist boards.
"sir"sic francis dranketh the mercury today. tis insanity is of great amusement. droll writings o sigmols and thus attempts to reivent thine launguge? hark! thou hast not been learned man in spite of thine claims of chemcical mastery. i shall have a harty chortle wheneth he is tared and feathered ofr bleshomy.

 

[MadStan]

Without a doubt, we would be discussing the virtue of the "little death".

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

World exploration happening thread.
80 years war thread
How much longer do you think the HRE will last?
Japanese Warlords thread
Ottoman Empire Expansion thread
Spanish conquest of the Americas thread.
Protestant vs catholic debate thread.

 

[Vril-Dame vom Aldebaran]

Big gore thread cataloging the horrendous atrocities of the Aztecs, each page getting filled with more bizarre ways of human sacrifice and cannibalism.

Whipping Tom is from the 17th century so 100 years too late, but he'd definitely have a thread in 1600s Kiwifarms. The guy stalked through London and assaulted random women by pulling their breeches down and spanking their butts, loudly yelling SPANKO! as he did so. A true lolcow, especially since he was a repeat offender.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

There will be people spreading conspiracies on how stars like Arcturus will be trillions of miles away and everyone will be saying the world is ending when they see an extra star in the sky due to a supernova, especially if they say the earth is actually round.