DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JimiHendrix]

Yeah that sounds about right. They tried once, Phil could not perform, everyone was embarrassed, never tried again.

which isn't even necessarily that bad, a lot of people's first time having sex is awkward, I mean, usually, it's when they're around 16-20, not like, 35, but whatever.

point is it's very much in character for phil to try something new, do poorly at it and simply decide to never try it again.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

DSP: I sure do hope those devs at santa monica studios aren't over worked and this isn't a crunch because the game wasn't supposed to come out yet (says how phil?)

Also next sentence without missing a beat DSP: Forspoken got delayed cause they want to polish the game and iron out all the bug (delaying the game to avoid a crunch), oh who cares it should have come out by now, they at SquareEnix they over promised and underdelivered since it was revealed to us 2 years ago (reveal trailer isn't even a year old) cause WE don't care.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

How is that an unpopular opinion? Nympho Panda probably insisted on it at least once, Kat surely never did.

Name a bigger downgrade

 

[Iron Hamster]

he's trying to flex with MUH WIFE talk

That would be bestiality talk.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Legit thought I was having a stroke.

I was ready to take my own life on the ripsaw here at work after reading that twitter question.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So Dave was pigsplaining arcades and pinball got brought up. Apparently Dave thought they were too sexualized or something, which I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about cause 90's machines are pretty tame. But he's talking about having "boobs hanging out" or some shit and the closest I can think of that really matches that would be something like the Barb Wire machine.

Maybe Creature from the Black Lagoon

Point is, Dave being an absurd prude strikes again.

Also shout out to Torpedo Alley from the 80's.

Or Memory Lane from the 70's

 

[Prophet Gaming]

100% Leanna does anal.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So Dave was pigsplaining arcades and pinball got brought up. Apparently Dave thought they were too sexualized or something, which I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about cause 90's machines are pretty tame. But he's talking about having "boobs hanging out" or some shit and the closest I can think of that really matches that would be something like the Barb Wire machine.

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Maybe Creature from the Black Lagoon

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Point is, Dave being an absurd prude strikes again.

His problem with this tale is, as the immature adult he admits to be, would have been he wanted to own it because of the boobies. Doesn't he have a boob pic someone made for him?

100% Leanna does anal.

And Phail only does banal

 

[FamicomGorby]

His problem with this tale is, as the immature adult he admits to be, would have wanted to own it because of the boobies. Doesn't he have a boob pic someone made for him?

Yeah he bought some painting from some lady "BoobiePainter" that paints with her tits.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Litteraly if Leanna walked up to Phil and said I want it in the ass now, Phil would be like not right now, snort, I've got a stream to do.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Litteraly if Leanna walked up to Phil and said I want it in the ass now, Phil would be like not right now, snort, I've got a stream to do.

I keep going back to that video of Leanna emasculating Phil while he struggles in Nier, and you're probably right.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

pop in and some reason he's pigslpaining turning 18 and being a star, no idea what he's talking about figure this was cutie retcon and "as you see in the yakuza series"...

Phil Chipperson, yakuza is a VIDEO GAME it's not a day in the life documentary of a japanese citizen. and thats enough inane babbling form an autistic mental patient in a cowboy hat for today

 

[Iron Hamster]

pop in and some reason he's pigslpaining turning 18 and being a star, no idea what he's talking about figure this was cutie retcon and "as you see in the yakuza series"...

Phil Chipperson, yakuza is a VIDEO GAME it's not a day in the life documentary of a japanese citizen. and thats enough inane babbling form an autistic mental patient in a cowboy hat for today

No doubt being valedictorian made him a 'star' in his mind.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

No doubt being valedictorian made him a 'star' in his mind.

Oh I wouldn't doubt it, I wouldn't put it past him that he thinks he's a star now with how he refers to his stream as a "episodes" in a "show" and youtube pays him for his "performance" to his "audience"

 

[Lolidaki]

I think a live streamer is the last kind of person who should go on a schizo rant about how "fucked up" the idol industry is in my opinion.

 

[Dona Morte]

Barb Wire

That looks like Pam Anderson.
Is it?
Maybe he means Streets of Rage?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave seething that Rekeita didn't ask permission to cover his publicly available bankruptcy.

EDIT: Massive amounts of copium on Dave rejecting the 50k tip and being less successful then other streamers.

That looks like Pam Anderson.
Is it?
Maybe he means Streets of Rage?
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It's based off the Barb Wire movie with Pameral Anderson, yeah.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil ''14 maxed out credit cards and 2 unpayed mortgages'' Burnell is sad because trolls made the bankruptcy more difficult for him

This fkn guy

EDIT

''Ive tried my hardest to not be a toxic person anymore so FUCK OFF and leave me alone''

This fkn guy

 

[Lazycunt]

Phil really fucking thinks that the bankruptcy wasn't his fault , be didn't do nothing wrong.

Phil thinks he gets to not be talked about ?
Cunts on the internet and he's a fucking cry baby faggot cunt.
Phil you level 1 begger for the rest of your life and jealous
What's this cunts thing with intelligent conversations especially when you have no one to talk.
Has Phil ever just fucking not expected everything to be bought to him like he's the most entitled manchild