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[MissAnthropist]

Kevin mention Kiwifarms
"When our legal names are changed, there is no logic in deadnaming."
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Does he really think that the reason we call him Kevin is because we think it's his legal name? Like, we're just sticklers for paperwork and legal processes?

This tweet thread is one of his dumber mouth sharts. It's an even stupider extension of the whole "see, my license says I'm FEMALE! Take that, transphobes!" argument

 

[lfaw]

Kevin mention Kiwifarms
"When our legal names are changed, there is no logic in deadnaming."
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I'd say that Kevin's tombstone will have his birth name on it whenever he dies, but given the state of the tranch it's more likely that he would just be buried under his plastic toys or used for alpaca fertilizer.

 

[Bob_]

Hi Kevin!
I call you Kevin because you are a scamming, lieing piece of shit living their failed life on Twitter.

I don't like you, so I will continue calling you Kevin as I know it makes you impotently rage at us nasty twansphopes.

Instead of using your grift bucks to help the tranch or the people you supposedly love, you waste it on children's toys that get discarded in a box after the dopamine hit of their purchase is gone.

Fuck off Kevin! If you actually do something positive with your life, I'll call you whatever your made up name is.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin mention Kiwifarms
"When our legal names are changed, there is no logic in deadnaming."
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Good Lord, I never thought I'd see the day. Kevin Gibes is making logical appeals to further an argument. I thought that when you embraced the belief that men can become women by wiggling their fingers and hoping really hard, you abandoned logic as a concept for the rest of your life.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Troons fail to understand the purpose of deliberate misgendering and deadnaming is more often to offend than anything. Calling us out on it proves it works.

It's like when you call your mate a "little girl" for not taking some stupid bet, or because he ran away from a strange noise in the woods, it's to insult and offend. It's why your stereotypical Drill Sargent says shit like "alright ladies, it's time for a run, hopefully 30 clicks isn't too much for you girls". It's insulting. It's offensive. It's disrespectful. However troons want us to call them female so we call male and deadname them out of disrespect.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Kevin mention Kiwifarms
"When our legal names are changed, there is no logic in deadnaming."
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If someone changes his name from Frank to "Emperor Franklin the 3rd, Sovereign of North America", I'm still calling him "Frank" because the second is completely divorced from reality.

 

[Constellationzero]

Kevin Kevin Bo Bevin
Banana Fanna Fo Fevin
Mee Mai Mo Kevin

YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN!!

 

[Miss Misery]

Rare nature Kevin: "Forest 'Tards"

If you're desperate enough to be a woman and grow some moobs then you could at least put on a bra and spare the world from having to see your pierced man nipples.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I've come across a lot of weirdos on my solo hikes (once bad enough that I didn't hike alone for like a year after that, even armed) but Jen would rank among the creepiest. Not the most physically threatening -- that goes to Bonnie -- but the biggest sign that something's really fucked up. You know how horror movies will sometimes show a really fucked up animal to emphasize how creepy the scene is? It's like that.

That, or I'd just think that I had stumbled across one of those nature hikes for severe autists. You never know.

I am not even joking, if I was walking in the woods and stumbled upon these guys, I would shriek and run away at top speed. These guys look like creepy serial rapists. These photos look exactly like the kinds of photos you seen on True Crime documentaries, taken right before the criminals kidnapped and tortured someone.

They're so gross and unsettling to look at in photos, I can only imagine how horrifying they look in person and in the middle of nowhere. Penny being decked out in tactical gear only serves to further emphasize the whole "We're hunting for a new victim to torture" aesthetic.

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin mention Kiwifarms
"When our legal names are changed, there is no logic in deadnaming."
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Explain why we use everyone else's tranny names 90% of the time, you stupid fat faggot.

>A WHOLE FORUM

 

[Piss Bear]

It’s pretty clear why people “deadname” troons, it’s because their new imaginary identities are a joke and the very thought of using them seriously is laughable. Kathryn is also not a fitting name for Kevin at all. Not only is the spelling of it obnoxious but it doesn’t fit any part of his personality or looks.

Tough shit Kevin.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I've been trying to avoid drawing this since I saw it, and tonight I couldn't stop myself any longer.


I call it "Twooo(n) Wuv"

ETA: Lol I made Jen an amputee. Whoops. I don't care enough to fix it.

Spoiler: My OCD got the best of me and I had to fix it - so here's one where Jen has a left arm below the elbow

 

[Grift Garrison]

Kevin mention Kiwifarms
"When our legal names are changed, there is no logic in deadnaming."
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The paperwork might say Kathryn but the hairline says Kevin.

 

[FinnSven]

I'd say that Kevin's tombstone will have his birth name on it whenever he dies, but given the state of the tranch it's more likely that he would just be buried under his plastic toys or used for alpaca fertilizer.

Surely Earl and cohorts will cook him up on the barbecue and use his bones to filter moonshine?

 

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Kevin mention Kiwifarms
"When our legal names are changed, there is no logic in deadnaming."
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Rioley's name isn't legally Rioley. Penis and Boner's name isn't legally Penis and Boner. Even Kindness is referred to by her screen name, and that's just because nobody came up with a funny moniker for her. All of you are called what you are called to strike a balance between convenience and comedy.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kevin in the front, Kevin also in the back.

 

[stupid frog]

The paperwork might say Kathryn but the hairline says Kevin.

what about the birth cert? do those remain unchanged? idk cause im not a tranny or identity hopper

 

[kittyfucker]

what about the birth cert? do those remain unchanged? idk cause im not a tranny or identity hopper

You can change birth certificates, both the name and sex (I have no fucking clue how that makes sense, but you can)

 

[stupid frog]

You can change birth certificates, both the name and sex (I have no fucking clue how that makes sense, but you can)

I assume there is some paper trail, but I also trust the government to fuck it up.

Also, this is literally insane holy shit.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Surely Earl and cohorts will cook him up on the barbecue and use his bones to filter moonshine?

I can never decide if Earl is basically a Fallout super-mutant or some strapping moustached hero. Maybe it’s a Jekyl and Hyde thing but they’re both kinda based?

ETA: Lol I made Jen an amputee. Whoops. I don't care enough to fix it.

Next Jen fetish confirmed.