📚 Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Arietis]

Good find, this guy is nuts.

You know you've done a bad Tik Tok when you have to follow up with an autist translation to "explain" Norse Paganism.

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Low-energy Riff Raff.

Thank you based text box for censoring part of this nightmare's face. Just the rest of the face is triggering some sort of primal survival instinct I didn't know I had.
Also...is that a perspective illusion, or does this dude have fucking gigantic hands? Looks like he can grab my entire head with two fingers! So dainty.

Vaginas make trannies big sad:

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Uteruses make trannies big mad:

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Like big fucking incel babies. Cope, seethe and dilate, troons, it's your fucking fault you decided to target lesbians who are specifically known for not wanting to suck dick. Specially irritating because transbians don't fucking EVER stop talking about vaginas. Projection much?

God I hate them arrrg roar aaaaagh.

 

[Argos]

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I love fujoshis. There is something so utterly Cronenbergian about it; all these gender munchkins think they have gotten their hands on Cute Anime Boy serum when they are really injecting Wallace Shawn juice.

Edit: I gotta learn to lurk. Clock me up.

Someone should show them a picture of Buck Angel and say,"This is what you'll look like when you're 50."

Jesus, Gaydens don't reach the level of tantrums of the troons but they surely try to be as nagging as them with their idiotic logic. Even when you calmly tell them that their inhuman abominations are not fit to have sex.

To quote the song and the commercial, "Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby."

 

[Julie Newmar]

Someone should show them a picture of Buck Angel Gollum and say,"This is what you'll look like when you're 50."

FTFY They wish they would look as masculine (har har) as Buck Angel.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I went back 10 pages and did not see this larping troon posted yet.

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Why do these ghouls and tiktok thot say "seggs"? Is the platform actually yanking videos that say the word "sex" or is it some kind of ho language code? I doubt it's the former- how many absolutely haram and degenerate videos do we see from that platform every day, with all kinds of body parts exposed.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Why do these ghouls and tiktok thot say "seggs"? Is the platform actually yanking videos that say the word "sex" or is it some kind of ho language code? I doubt it's the former- how many absolutely haram and degenerate videos do we see from that platform every day, with all kinds of body parts exposed.

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There's a bunch of words that make it easy to report videos that they won't use so it's harder to report them. I imagine TikTok's automated system can pick these out but if they use the replacement it can't until TikTok specifically adds it or an actual human has to look at the video.

This could always just be something stupid too though.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

There's a bunch of words that make it easy to report videos that they won't use so it's harder to report them. I imagine TikTok's automated system can pick these out but if they use the replacement it can't until TikTok specifically adds it or an actual human has to look at the video.

This could always just be something stupid too though.

This is the explanation I've heard others offer. I wouldn't be surprised if the coom-brained troons were happy at being able to use such an obvious portmanteau of "sex" and "egg" too though.

 

[RandallBoggs]

A 5'0" FtManlet made a follow up post. Featured comment is a femcel rant from the infamous arm sausage flasher /u/fauxphallus about women rejecting her over her short stature:

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Next up is a 4'7" bone collecting gayden who claims to be a ladies man, huh?:

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Hey there, Steve. Wanna see my bone collection? Dahmer joke:

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https://archive.ph/3Yis2

https://archive.ph/6kz5G

“Aerodynemic manlet”? What the fuck is she, a helicopter?

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

One thing I do enjoy about troons is they do tend to serve as a convenient warning to others. This dude's been in the anarchist/trans circles for a few years and has most recently been interacting with the Tenacious Unicorn folks, which is how he came back to my attention earlier today. He's a typical AGP - was an average, middle-of-the-road, balding married dude until he trooned out. Still has male genitalia. Went through the required-by-statute troon period of constantly trying to fuck anyone online who so much as faved a post and having a polycule of seventeen online "partners" he never met in person.

https://twitter.com/MagicTransGirl

As you can see, normally this one would be boring and stereotypical enough to fade into obscurity. But witness the ultimate culmination of male troondom:

• alone
• barricaded in your apartment
• calling a chihuahua your "daughter"
• defending yourself with a screwdriver
• fantasizing that you are a "martial artist"
• being forcibly institutionalized and injected with drugs
• blaming and threatening the only people in your life who appear to be trying to get you help
• engaging in active delusions that you are being tracked or even physically followed by letter agencies because you are just Too Powerful and you Know Things.

So authentic and inspiring! Living your truth, Emma!

https://twitter.com/MagicTransGirl/status/1524384506580377600

Note that pretty much none of these posts have any interactions, because his 1,300+ followers all recognize that this is the type of crazy where you should not get within poking distance, so he's just screaming pointlessly into the void.

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Here's a picture of how he looks in a heavily filtered desperation thirst trap, versus how he actually looks.

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I pointed him out in the tranch thread but figured I'd bring him over here because, as you can see, he's already got one foot off the deep end. Let's all hope for the best!

When last we checked on this guy, he was having an insane breakdown and thinking the feds were following him. Some acquaintances had apparently tried to have him committed (see the original post for a video of the extensive rambling but here is an excerpt).



No tweets since, except trying to sell a ticket to some sort of magic convention. Then suddenly, he's been sacked.



Hmm...Let's dig deeper. Here's a name, from a few years ago when he was bragging about changing his gender marker. Lucky for us it's an on-brand tranny snowflake name, too. (I had to go through so many uggo pictures and gross "puppy play" shit to get to this. Pray for me.)



I wonder what would happen if we Google this stupid-ass name. Uh oh! Emily Keira Cadence Smitley, you're in hot water. https://unicourt.com/case/ca-sac2-a...ly-keira-cadence-smitley-212256#party-details



This must be the "Amanda" he referenced here.




Looks like the hearing is on July 8th. Hoping for more milk from this one, I love when cows hit the courts.

Edit: it's https://mobile.twitter.com/MagicTransGirl

 

[Corn Flakes]

FTFY They wish they would look as masculine (har har) as Buck Angel.

Buck Angel almost makes it if you spot 'em from far away without anyone nearby. But the moment you hear that voice you clock that shit harder than a timekeeping exhibit at the Big Ben.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

“Aerodynemic manlet”? What the fuck is she, a helicopter?

I IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPER IS NOT A JOKE IT IS MY TRUE AND HONEST GENDER IDENTITY

 

[Brenda Tits]

When last we checked on this guy, he was having an insane breakdown and thinking the feds were following him. Some acquaintances had apparently tried to have him committed (see the original post for a video of the extensive rambling but here is an excerpt).

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No tweets since, except trying to sell a ticket to some sort of magic convention. Then suddenly, he's been sacked.

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Hmm...Let's dig deeper. Here's a name, from a few years ago when he was bragging about changing his gender marker to nonbinary. Lucky for us it's an on-brand tranny snowflake name, too. (I had to go through so many uggo pictures and gross "puppy play" shit to get to this. Pray for me.)

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I wonder what would happen if we Google this stupid-ass name. Uh oh! Emily Keira Cadence, you're in hot water. https://unicourt.com/case/ca-sac2-a...ly-keira-cadence-smitley-212256#party-details

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This must be the "Amanda" he referenced here.

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Looks like the hearing is on July 8th. Hoping for more milk from this one, I love when cows hit the courts.

Oh this one is good. I would love to know the full story behind this:-

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

This guy hurts kids. Guaranteed.

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

Oh this one is good. I would love to know the full story behind this:-

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Looks like he does nothing but smoke weed all day and fantasize (or possibly is actively delusional) about singlehandedly creating some type of new "open internet" that he thinks the government would come after him for.

The complainant's Instagram (@miravur) has pictures and references by name of the troon's Chihuahua, Stella, who is posted on his Twitter so we can verify it's him being served.

 

[Saint Agustin]

The faggot literally think he found love with another tranny just from DMs.

The need of these faggots to feel validated and cared for can't be underestimating because this is mainly the reason these failed men Troon in the first place: They want companionship and to belong to something.

Also watch how fast the troon says he is in love. Faggot literally knows the other man like yesterday! Any normal person will curb their impulses and emotions, but not troons.

I believe this is key in understanding Troons: they are desperate pathetic faggots who crave attention and love in the most hideous and repulsive way possible.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Looks like he does nothing but smoke weed all day and fantasize (or possibly is actively delusional) about singlehandedly creating some type of new "open internet" that he thinks the government would come after him for.

I'll be honest, I don't think an apartment is an appropriate place to create a new internet in. Not that I'm saying you should be sexually assaulted for violating lease terms.

 

[veri]

Christian conservative to own the libs online now and when those people talk the are indistinguishable from incels.

Don't worry, they'll get laid and become normal people or start taking estrogen and fuck off to Reddit in the near future.

Spoiler: sperging rq

CHRIST IS KANG is hands down one of the most annoying and cringe internet larps people attach to. these losers copy paste bible quotes from google and those retarded tradcath RETVRN edits and thinks it gives them the right to police other people’s lives and decide who is and isn’t “pure”

can you name one of these people who actually are prolife and feel bad for muh fetuses? cause i fucking can’t. they use the bible (which they’ve never read) as a fallback for every retarded edgy view they have. 9 times out of 10 they are unmarried neets living off social security and think that calling themselves “volcels” is a cope for being repulsive to women.

they’re indistinguishable from incels because they are incels. being a virgin in your 30’s does not make you pure and morally righteous, it just means women don’t want to fuck you. same reason they have a rageboner for abortion, they want to punish women for having sex.

thread tax so don’t bitch about me posting off topic:

i’m shy and passive just like a real woman #euphoriaboner :3

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this ones worth looking into. her username says 1960 and her child is 12, meaning she had the kid at 50. cwc was supposed to be a warning.

driving her son across state lines for hrt

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posting in a sub meant for teenagers

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forget what i said about the age. the kids adopted. that significantly raises the odds of the “mom” being in a transbian relationship and adopting the kid to groom.

https://archive.ph/wip/bGLYh

 

[PurpleEater]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Emily Keira Cadence

Oh this one is good. I would love to know the full story behind this:-

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Intriguing.

So here's his arrest record. Or at least the first to pop up in general search.



Male lol.


I found the complainant's Instagram (mentioned above) and Facebook, where she uses a different name, Amanda Thuss Shelley. Not certain yet what the relationship is between her and the troon, as she has a husband who is clearly not trooned out and who has distinguishing tattoos the troon lacks (there is enough of a facial resemblance I double checked- perhaps the troon is his brother?)

What I found in searching to find his dead name (nothing certain yet) suggests he comes from a large evangelical family.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

posting in a sub meant for teenagers
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https://archive.ph/Oi0Q2

Not sure why but "you're a real girl to me" just cracks me up. It sounds ~transphobic~ but I can't put me finger on why. Maybe because he acknowledged that other people think his boyfriend is a fake girl? Maybe it was because the tranny didn't feel feminine enough? Maybe because so many trannies REEEEEEEEEEEE about being acktually female that hearing someone like being called out as being a fake girl by implication is funny.

I don't know, probably overthinking, but lulz.

 

[The Magnificence]

A little late, but the results are in. With 148 votes, most of you (69) said that you think Lia will be smart about it and not detransition too soon. Shared second place goes to "Lia who?" and between 9 months - 1.5 years" with 32 votes.

Ngl, I would love to see him detransition within 3 months and blame transphobia and maybe even Roe vs Wade on it (because why not). But he'll probably wait a bit because it would make him look bad, and I know troons are not the smartest but I'm pretty sure even they would find it fishy if he detransitioned that quickly?

Ah, you don't give the amorphous blob that is the Troon Collective enough credit (understandable as they are generally idiots): He detransitions, then gets an Oprah interview or some shit about how the pressures of transphobia were just too much for him to continue to be his true and honest self. He disappears into an asterisk in the Women's Swimming Record Books and the troons collectively use him as Public Martyr #1 until something better comes along. Easy sleazy.