💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Force and Character]

My favorite part in every update is when Bob wanders out from his magical circle of sycophants and gets put on blast from all sides. Some of the people who make fun of him are clearly trolls who know their Chipman lore, but a lot of them look like randoms happy to punt the hateful obese goblin that self-importantly waddled into their twitter feed. It's always hilarious when his attempts to boost his internet fame, probably one of the few things that matter to him anymore, backfire and end up with even more people laughing at him than before.

 

[Albert Ball]

I just read a great article that instantly reminded me of Blob. The author made three points about what today's left believe:

1) If the system does not produce liberal policy outcomes, the system is undemocratic

2) If voters elect candidates that do not endorse liberal policy outcomes, democracy as we know it is in danger

3) Politicians of the Right who aren’t supine before their institutional woke betters are Authoritarian, but politicians of the Left who favor the non-democratic imposition of progressive policies are normal

It's a good read, you can check it out here:

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/roe-pocalypse-now-apocalypse-abortion/

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I sure that the dog's clogged arteries are way ahead of you on that front.

If Bob doesn't have any stress related issues or at least some complications from his drinking, I'll be fucking surprised. Guy is always angry and pissed off, he lobs insults most people would only think of if they're fucking livid, at everything, every day!

Either way, deep down Bob is a sad fucker who knows his life sucks. His raging narcissism, his permanent state of anger, a person with a healthy, happy life wouldn't be half the miserable asshole Bob is. Doesn't make me feel a single bit sorry for him as he chooses to be such an asshole and never takes a single moment to contemplate changing for the better!

My favorite part in every update is when Bob wanders out from his magical circle of sycophants and gets put on blast from all sides. Some of the people who make fun of him are clearly trolls who know their Chipman lore, but a lot of them look like randoms happy to punt the hateful obese goblin that self-importantly waddled into their twitter feed. It's always hilarious when his attempts to boost his internet fame, probably one of the few things that matter to him anymore, backfire and end up with even more people laughing at him than before.

Precisely. Bob is way out of his league when he steps out of his flooded basement, the only times he looks remotely like a reasonable person is when he's interacting with even bigger, more unhinged assholes like Arthur Chu. Fuck, he could make some money if he had any smarts by selling himself as a "professional asshole", showing up on debates and the like to boost the other part's likeability by acting like he usually does when someone disagrees with the Lard of Lynn!

 

[Open Window Maniac]

If Bob doesn't have any stress related issues or at least some complications from his drinking, I'll be fucking surprised. Guy is always angry and pissed off, he lobs insults most people would only think of if they're fucking livid, at everything, every day!

Either way, deep down Bob is a sad fucker who knows his life sucks. His raging narcissism, his permanent state of anger, a person with a healthy, happy life wouldn't be half the miserable asshole Bob is. Doesn't make me feel a single bit sorry for him as he chooses to be such an asshole and never takes a single moment to contemplate changing for the better!

I think since Bob's been in a constant state of rage and inebriation for so long, his body has acclimated to it. It's like if something makes you feel pain for long enough, your nerves give out and you get used to it. Him cutting out the rum for breakfast and taking a chill pill would probably have some catastrophic effects for him.

 

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bob isnt a drunk. drunkness is a way of life not compatible with being a twitter sped 24-7. he is problably a lightweight like that faggot the shitta and they think booze equals having a personality

 

[Bush King]

bob isnt a drunk. drunkness is a way of life not compatible with being a twitter sped 24-7. he is problably a lightweight like that faggot the shitta and they think booze equals having a personality

I don't think he's a genuine six-pack-and-a-handle drunk, but he definitely mixes and matches his prescription medication, OTC pills, and a few glasses of bourbon everyday.

Not enough for the suburban housewife to be discovered by her children at 3pm OD'd on the couch, but enough to be lucid yet also irrational.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Man, I take a long weekend off to visit a relative and everything just explodes. Do slap me if I clearly missed some important context, I'm skimming like 7 pages here.

And how does the Lord of Lynn respond to this actually thought out take?
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1540864393314983939 https://archive.ph/pNGht

So, Jews are just "weaponizing trauma" to victimize others? Great, now we're gonna have to reconfigure MovieBob or Nazi to include a "both" category.

Wow. He thinks import/export restrictions and tourism matter in a shooting war. (And if the coasts went so overboard as to try a siege like Bob is implying, it would BE a shooting war.)

 

[Dr J]

Apparently Lindsay Ellis went and had a baby

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/former-youtuber-lindsay-ellis-says-s-learning-live-trauma-canceled-rcna35389

Do we want to take bets on whether Blob will drink himself into a diabetic coma? Or be placed on suicide watch?

 

[Bush King]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1541274521856086016?cxt=HHwWgMC8id_A2uMqAAAA

https://web.archive.org/web/20220627042259/https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1541274521856086016?cxt=HHwWgMC8id_A2uMqAAAA

They're peanuts, Bob.

I'm glad Mr. Peanut still gets work in this economy.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob also forgets, or doesn't know that Flyover Country is where many of the ICBM silos and bomber bases are (I believe) so it's more likely that his neighborhood would be glowing in the dark than the other way around.

NORAD is buried in the Cheyenne mountains is Colorado, Let's see how long that functions when all the locals are under attack.

So, Jews are just "weaponizing trauma" to victimize others? Great, now we're gonna have to reconfigure MovieBob or Nazi to include a "both" category.

That's another group that could easily fit into Bob's argument. You know, it saddens me that I've seen, and this is not a joke, actual hook nosed Jews declare that abortion is part of Judaism.

https://twitter.com/TheRaDR/status/1540444695519793152

How? How do you hit every stereotype and do it proudly and loudly? How do you become everything that /pol/ seethes and screams about? I can only imagine what it must be like Jew in small town America, doing your life, going to synagogue, wearing your tiny hat and a good portion of the town's perception of you is going to be filtered through the lens of some hook nosed cunt screeching that abortion is part of the Jewish faith and if you deny them that they you are an anti-Semite, thus a Nazi and free to be punched and soon to be shot.

Apparently Lindsay Ellis went and had a baby

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/former-youtuber-lindsay-ellis-says-s-learning-live-trauma-canceled-rcna35389

Do we want to take bets on whether Blob will drink himself into a diabetic coma? Or be placed on suicide watch?

Oh so she was cancelled? See I was confused because Bob swears up and down that cancel culture doesn't exist. This vapid whore had to learn how to deal with the trauma of her own retarded cultivated fan base turning on her because of her Raya review. The best part about it that in her apology vid, that did absolutely nothing, she even said sorry to Bob, granted in a very, very backhanded way that specifically said that she wasn't sorry that she called him out for being a creepy sex pest only that the "diet Nazis" used that to go after him. Bob will probably noisily masturbate and Lindsay will probably drink.

 

[Boom Boss]

Bob is way out of his league when he steps out of his flooded basement

Bob doesn't even have that anymore. He can't even afford the basement and had to move in with his mother.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1541274521856086016?cxt=HHwWgMC8id_A2uMqAAAA

https://web.archive.org/web/20220627042259/https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1541274521856086016?cxt=HHwWgMC8id_A2uMqAAAA

They're peanuts, Bob.

I'm glad Mr. Peanut still gets work in this economy.

He thinks the peanut photograph looks like a vagene because he's never seen either peanuts nor vaginas before.

 

[Boom Boss]

He thinks the peanut photograph looks like a vagene because he's never seen either peanuts nor vaginas before.

He's vagina obsessed because he never had sex.

 

[Dr J]

He thinks the peanut photograph looks like a vagene because he's never seen either peanuts nor vaginas before.

If he's never seen peanuts before it's because he's too busy stuffing himself with them by the pound to notice what they actually look like.

 

[Positron]

Don't tell me you aren't happy about your opportunity for new grifts, Alexandria.

Indeed Dobbs is the best thing that happened to AOC's career so far.

Had people demanded their politicians to be knowledgeable, AOC would still be lapdancing in bars.





Another opportunist scum pops up to take advantage of Dobbs.


War among Angels. Bobby white-knights his own Angel rather than the other one.



Says a literal Frankenstein's monster.

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Bobby doesn't even know that the Burmese Python is an invasive species in the Everglades (Hint: it's in the name!)

Fuck up Ecology and endanger local fauna to own the GOP!

Fox G. Green impersonates Peter Coffin and asserts that the consoomer is innocent of blame.

No. The composition is nothing special and the posture is unnatural and wooden. If there is a "metaphor", it is that you can read from Biden's face that he cares about his bowel habit than the task at hand -- but what can you expect from someone who praises every MCU poster?

Slow news day at NYP. And Bobby is still jealous that Josh Hawley has a wife.



Thus says Cuties Bob.


Archive of The Economist article. I hope you don't need it to recognize what those animals are.

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Bobby finds solace at these trying times by bumping an ancient tweet about ancient Predators.


Ms Marvel.


Something Awful, Gamergate, and Bobby's "younger colleague".


Sacrilegious iconoclasm.




Even with his Congress waifu hogging the news these days, Bobby still finds time for some cheap old junkie whore who is almost 20 years senior to AOC.

 

[Bush King]

He thinks the peanut photograph looks like a vagene because he's never seen either peanuts nor vaginas before.

Yeah, it'd be funny if there weren't literally thousands of objects in the same photo that looked exactly like the image on the jar.

 

[JayHarrison]

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Don't tell me you aren't happy about your opportunity for new grifts, Alexandria.

For once, AOC is actually not wrong. Problem is, many of those men whose lives, careers, and families have benefitted from abortive practices also happen to be the same men who actively engage in said abortive practices (case in point, Philadelphia-area practitioner Kermit Gosnell).

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Indeed Dobbs is the best thing that happened to AOC's career so far.
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Had people demanded their politicians to be knowledgeable, AOC would still be lapdancing in bars.

Few things on my mind here:

1. If AOC believes that D.C. politicians should be impeached for lying under oath, wouldn't that render Miss Occasional-Cortex impeachable for lying about being assaulted on January 6, 2021?
2. Being a poli-sci nerd does not automatically qualify you for elected office.
3. Moviebob brings up a rare point on which we can all agree. When saying that "I don't want people like [Chipman] in charge". That's because nobody with a functioning brain wants anything--or anyone--like Moviebob anywhere close to being in charge.
4. By saying that "I want people way the fuck smarter than me in charge", is Moviebob inadvertently admitting that Trump was a better option than FiC Biden?

Lastly...

Moviebob: "...me, a not-stupid..."

Had people demanded their politicians to be knowledgeable, AOC would still be lapdancing in bars.

This take is correct. The only question is, would AOC's specialty beverage be known as the mojitx?

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Moviebob: "Well, I'm smart enough to..."

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Once again, Eugenicsbob is wrong. Abortion is not health care. No procedure that has a minimum mortality rate of 50% when successful should never qualify as health care.

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Um... regardless of each state's abortion laws, most fathers and fathers-to-be are willing to invest their time and money for their children-to-be.

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Bobby doesn't even know that the Burmese Python is an invasive species in the Everglades (Hint: it's in the name!)
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Fuck up Ecology and endanger local fauna to own the GOP!

A Thinker™ like Moviebob ought to know that.

Fox G. Green impersonates Peter Coffin and asserts that the consoomer is innocent of blame.
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No. The composition is nothing special and the posture is unnatural and wooden.

If any artist wanted to us an honest metaphor, Fuckwit in Chief Biden would be holding a burning U.S. flag in one hand and a Zippo lighter in the other. Anyone and everyone who's living in reality knows that this "Biden sewing the U.S. flag" motif is complete and total bullshit!

If there is a "metaphor", it is that you can read from Biden's face that he cares about his bowel habit than the task at hand...

...on second thought, maybe Biden using the U.S. flag as toilet paper makes more sense.

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Something Awful, Gamergate, and Bobby's "younger colleague".
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Amended statement: "ScrewAttack is directly/indirectly responsible for a generation of brilliant writers, comedians, artists, and animators. Unfortunately, ScrewAttack is also resposible for amplifying abominations such as Moviebob."

 

[Dr J]

Is he confusing ScrewAttack with Something Awful? If he was actually in on Something Awful he probably wouldn't be a forty something basement dweller who had to pay for his own ticket to get in to see Anita Sarkeesian

 

[Koby_Fish]

He thinks the peanut photograph looks like a vagene because he's never seen either peanuts nor vaginas before.

or a uterus.

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Don't tell me you aren't happy about your opportunity for new grifts, Alexandria.

Indeed Dobbs is the best thing that happened to AOC's career so far.
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Had people demanded their politicians to be knowledgeable, AOC would still be lapdancing in bars.

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Another opportunist scum pops up to take advantage of Dobbs.
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War among Angels. Bobby white-knights his own Angel rather than the other one.
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Says a literal Frankenstein's monster.

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Bobby doesn't even know that the Burmese Python is an invasive species in the Everglades (Hint: it's in the name!)
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Fuck up Ecology and endanger local fauna to own the GOP!

Fox G. Green impersonates Peter Coffin and asserts that the consoomer is innocent of blame.
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No. The composition is nothing special and the posture is unnatural and wooden. If there is a "metaphor", it is that you can read from Biden's face that he cares about his bowel habit than the task at hand -- but what can you expect from someone who praises every MCU poster?

Slow news day at NYP. And Bobby is still jealous that Josh Hawley has a wife.
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Thus says Cuties Bob.

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Archive of The Economist article. I hope you don't need it to recognize what those animals are.

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Bobby finds solace at these trying times by bumping an ancient tweet about ancient Predators.
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Ms Marvel.
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Something Awful, Gamergate, and Bobby's "younger colleague".
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Sacrilegious iconoclasm.
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Even with his Congress waifu hogging the news these days, Bobby still find time for some cheap old junkie whore who is almost 20 years senior to AOC.
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I see what they did there

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I was watching a movie called My Dinner with Andre, about two playwrights reconnecting after years apart. At one point in the discussion, they mention that people are completely blind to reality and modern plays only serve to exacerbate that blindness (a grim warning, given that this movie was made in 1980.) It occurred to me that Bob and company match this description to a T. They have no idea about reality, except some image in their head of How Things Ought To Be, and the movies/books/products they consume only serve to reinforce their delusions; when reality inevitably intrudes, they lose their collective minds.

(As an aside, you can watch the full movie here. It's a movie you ought to see at least once in your life. Unless you're Bob, in which case it may be a bit too complicated for you.)