Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris got frozen in ice and woke up 1000 years in the future?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got frozen in ice and woke up 1000 years in the future?

Who would dare wake him up?

What if Chris was a Methodist?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What If Chris was an albino?

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris got frozen in ice and woke up 1000 years in the future?

They would send him back.

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Chris joined the dark side?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris joined the dark side?

Are you implying he's on the light side?
What if Chris directed the upcoming Sonic movie?

 

[Sc4rface]

What if Chris was a character in Trailer Park Boys?
(Inspired by a post by @calicojack over in the Update 1/17/2016-thread.)

 

[Jaybeegee]

What if Chris was a character in Trailer Park Boys?
(Inspired by a post by @calicojack over in the Update 1/17/2016-thread.)

Barb would fit right in
JK BARB CANT FIT IN ANYTHING

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Barb lost weight?

Spoiler

They'd end world hunger!

 

[Count Olaf]

What would happen if Chris was in a wrestling match with Hulk Hogan, play-by-play wise?

What if Chris could meet ONE celebrity of his choice? Who would he choose?

Himself.

 

[Kecleon]

In honour of page 420... What if Yawning Squirtle was the main character of Chris's comic books?

 

[Motherboard]

What if Chris and Barb lost weight?

Spoiler

They'd end world hunger!

They´d likely end up looking like this guy.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was the President of the Enclave?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

What of Chris was actually Sonichu's son, and he lets him be the hero out of parental compassion?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris joined the dark side?

He does not like niggos, he'd be more likely to join the brown side

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

What if Chris was the President of the Enclave?

Hello, America. Let me assure you, I AM CWCville's TRUE AND HONEST President...

 

[Somar]

What if Chris started another fire that not only caught his house on fire but the entire town of Ruckersville?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris started another fire that not only caught his house on fire but the entire town of Ruckersville?

More court hearings is all I can say.

What if Chris cheated on Barb with another old hag?

 

[Buck Mullet]

What would happen if Chris was in a wrestling match with Hulk Hogan, play-by-play wise?

And there's the bell, here we go! Wait, right away Christian looks like he's going for a foreign object, is that mace? C'mon ref! He seems to be fumbling with it... Oh my, Christian's accidentally sprayed himself! And the Hulkster hits him with the big boot! And the legdrop! 1,2,3, it's all over! Hulk wins!

 

[Chocolate Elvis]

And there's the bell, here we go! Wait, right away Christian looks like he's going for a foreign object, is that mace? C'mon ref! He seems to be fumbling with it... Oh my, Christian's accidentally sprayed himself! And the Hulkster hits him with the big boot! And the legdrop! 1,2,3, it's all over! Hulk wins!

What if Chris(tine) was a wrestler in the WWE? Would he fight the guys or the girls?