E3 (but not really) 2022

[Dr. Geronimo]

Xbox conference was just as much a joke as the rest of them. Fuck this literally gay industry.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Every year.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Okay boys, rate the presentation.
I give it a 3/10

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

TL;DW: Some interesting games, but overall, piss-poor. One more "Fuck you SEGA" for good measure.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I know he's lying out of his ass and none of this footage is real but something about Todd pulls me into the fantasy bedtime stories he spins.

Never change, Todd.

 

[I don't swear]

Gotta stay positive :')

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Gaming is in it's creative death spiral.

They've done all the ideas

They can't sustain 4K graphics and/or 60fps

Trannies have overtaken indies

Nintendo may survive, but moreso due to it being a toy company more than a games company.

 

[Point Man]

Underwhelming, kind of sad but whatever.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Save us Nintendo.

 

[The Last Stand]

I applaud Starfield for its character creator. I'll take anything I could get. Other than that, not my thing.

 

[Cod of War]

Off to see r/nintendo mald over Xbox getting Persona 5

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Gotta stay positive :')

How am I 'posed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?

 

[Kramer on the phone]

I know he's lying out of his ass and none of this footage is real but something about Todd pulls me into the fantasy bedtime stories he spins.

Never change, Todd.

he seems sincere, which you don't see anymore.

I applaud Starfield for its character creator. I'll take anything I could get. Other than that, not my thing.

to be fair flashing the water aerobics class is exclusively your thing

 

[trent]

All I'm interested in is plague tale 2, forza, the alice in wonderland looking thing and replaying the persona games.

The rest was generic as fuck.

 

[Spectre777]

No Elder Scrolls 6. just space Fallout. Thanks for forcing your employees to work on Space Fallout 4 instead of finishing whatever you have of Elder Scrolls 6. Todd you hack.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

No Activision? I wanted Crash

 

[Point Man]

PC Gaming show starts in an hour. I like the art they have for it with a bucnh of classic and new characters.

 

[D.Angus]

Okay boys, rate the presentation.
I give it a 3/10

I had more fun reading the thread..

/10

 

[Blitzsneed]

XBOX WON

TODD-SAMA, I KNEEL

but that wasn't hard to be honest.

 

[Gravemind]

So, Xbox and Bethesda Conference is the best in show so far.

But it's the best in show amid a pile of shit.