Ralphamale W's - We post a lot about Ralph's L's and it's only fair we document his victories

[NynchLiggers]

Maybe the court results with the Vickers? although that's not a merit for him but a testament of their retardations, and he could still be mandated to pay child support.

 

[HackerX]

Maybe the court results with the Vickers? although that's not a merit for him but a testament of their retardations, and he could still be mandated to pay child support.

I'd imagine the Vickers restraining order and the custody/child support case are going to be treated as completely separate issues.

This still means he got a W on ol' Matthew (Ralph 2) Vickers though.

 

[Thumb Butler]

None.
None.
None.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He's got loyal viewers who keep sending him money despite being a retarded fat piece of shit. I guess that's more than most of us can say for ourselves.

Im not a short fat disgusting alcoholic druggie with 2 different baby mommas and my eyes work just fine.

I’ll take that over whatever Ralph has going on.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Taking on a gang by himself.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Taking on a gang by himself.

No one can fault his bravery... Only his results.

 

[The Big Dream]

He graciously prevented the other sperm cells in Sandra's cunt from attaining life. This was the last morally righteous thing he ever achieved.

 

[HackerX]

He graciously prevented the other sperm cells in Sandra's cunt from attaining life. This was the last morally righteous thing he ever achieved.

I'd put this more of a Ronnie W.

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph pioneered the designer colostomy bag industry. So he is a trailblazer, despite his rote and insipid articulations.

 

[WutangLee]

Ralph's gunt is a natural defense. Cog and Dan were having mental breakdowns from the visual psychic backlash of horrors beyond their comprehension

Ralph has beaten up more trannies than Josh.

 

[DHugo]

Gunty already has two more children than Null. His genes will live on while the only legacy that the owner of this site will have is in constant risk of disappearing.

Null named himself after the amount of children he can have!

#Ralphamalewin

 

[KKKaan]

Ralph has beaten up more trannies than Josh.

No way. Average tranny would kill ethan with his bare hands.

 

[thismanlies]

His life following the Mundane Matt Killstream was a gigantic W for him. That came to a screeching halt the moment Null made his infamous corn joke and he's never recovered.

 

[WutangLee]

No way. Average tranny would kill ethan with his bare hands.

I would say that's normally the case if the precedent wasn't already set. Remember Ralph traveled to DIgibros home, even with the heroic efforts of his pet wigger Riley, they weren't a match for the Ralphamale. Ralph forced him to kneel in defeat and shame as he took Pantsu as his concubine to breed the next generation of guntlings.

 

[TitchBitties]

He proved St. Jude's wouldn't take money from Holocaust deniers

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Ralph always gets W's when the Vickers family try to "own" Ralph but always end up embarrassing themselves.

 

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[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph hasn't had a stroke yet, which leaves me genuinely impressed. It'll be funny when it happens though.

 

[AltisticRight]

 

[Dirty Larry]

as unhealthy as he is and with as many physical altercations he’s gotten himself into it’s a win for him that he’s not eating out of a tube

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