Was Prince Albert Gay or Did Queen Victoria Fuck Him To Death?

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Tom is jealous because no one wants to fuck him, no one loves him and he will die alone.
You're jealous because Tom has a millionaire girlfriend who is gonna let him live with her! And he's gonna teach her how to play saxophone and they're going to join the symphony! He just has to figure out where she lives, somewhere in the 400 miles between Santa Fe and Denver.
 
You're jealous because Tom has a millionaire girlfriend who is gonna let him live with her! And he's gonna teach her how to play saxophone and they're going to join the symphony! He just has to figure out where she lives, somewhere in the 400 miles between Santa Fe and Denver.
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Laura has already given him the slip, as has Chief. Tom's going on an interstate adventure by himself, without a confirmed destination, utilizing Chief's Diesel Truck. (I forsee many laughs in the next few months)
 
Who the fuck cares about this shit, Thomas? I don’t.

Know what? The Queen never banged a dog or molested a kid. That automatically makes her better than you.
 
So I am not completely out of my bet that she is a catfish here but this was obviously never going to happen
According to the conversation that Tom himself leaked to us, he sent her at least $100 for the totally real rock sale that has a world famous chef who cooks everyone breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You have to sleep in your car though.

Who knows how much she swindled out of him.
 
Victoria's near-insane-it-was-so-passionate love for Albert is well documented, as is the existence of their nine children

You dog fucking stink cloud pedophile
There were a lot of butthurt people around because Albert was considered the most attractive prince in all of Europe and they couldn't have him, and his total devotion to Victoria and refusal to let himself be used as a tool to influence her made him a lot of enemies. He pretty much hated the court assholes and they hated him.

Dude was also a polymath, and did things like invent remote locks for their bedroom doors so they didn't have to waste precious seconds when it was time to get busy with his wife. He was an absolute chad, but a monogamous one.
 
There were a lot of butthurt people around because Albert was considered the most attractive prince in all of Europe and they couldn't have him, and his total devotion to Victoria and refusal to let himself be used as a tool to influence her made him a lot of enemies. He pretty much hated the court assholes and they hated him.

Dude was also a polymath, and did things like invent remote locks for their bedroom doors so they didn't have to waste precious seconds when it was time to get busy with his wife. He was an absolute chad, but a monogamous one.
He was basically the first modern royal. He figured that the monarchy was going to have to justify itself if it wasn’t going to go the way of France.
 
He was basically the first modern royal. He figured that the monarchy was going to have to justify itself if it wasn’t going to go the way of France.
This a pretty impressive legacy considering his wife might have been the only person who could legitimately call Genghis Khan's empire "quaint".

There are lots of signs of this reform, like the Victoria Cross. Change was slow, but it did lead to caring about problems like the City of London being the richest place in the world while being home to people who were among the poorest in the empire. Kind of makes you wonder how much more would have happened if he hadn't died young. Interesting history, at a minimum.
 
Name a historical figure and there's some retard on the internet with a theory that they were gay/bi/trans/whatever based on little to no evidence. The next couple generations are going to have some exceptionally bad historiographies to look forward to.
 
Shut up you dope damaged dog diddler. Keep clacking away on that keyboard, our bitch.

But for real we've seen the video you really do pound your keyboard, all while having that bizarre smile on your face like you're being really witty. It's sort of creepy.


I'm ashamed to admit I've started sometimes doing the alliteration thing automatically too. Time on the Tooter subforum...it changes people.


Oh lord, who ever knows anymore.
tl;dr who owns who, douche canoe? it took me ten days to even see this.
 
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