do you ever make your dick tip open and close with your thumbs so it looks like a mouth and make it sing opera when you're on the toilet and trying to - poop but nothing is coming out so you get bored and start doing fun things like this and wonder if anyone else has ever done it before in their lives ever

[Cats]

i do wonder

 

[Shidoen]

 

[Wodanaz]

Sneed.

 

[Kenya Jones]

I do it in public

 

[Pee Cola]

Nah. I get it to lip sync to deep house club tunes instead.

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler: I mean it... this is NSFW

 

[Testacles Maximus]

No I’ve never done that

 

[MrTroll]

Not opera, no.

 

[seri0us]

Serious answer - No, and I've also never needed to do the weird mini-games people will do on the toilet while "waiting" to shit like reading shampoo bottles, dicking around on their phone, or even putting a finger in the vag close to the anal wall. I just shit/piss wash hands and leave

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Serious answer - No, and I've also never needed to do the weird mini-games people will do on the toilet while "waiting" to shit like reading shampoo bottles, dicking around on their phone, or even putting a finger in the vag close to the anal wall. I just shit/piss wash hands and leave

While I'm waiting, I like to call my dog and cuddle. He usually leaves because of the smell.

 

[David Brown]

how did u kno?

 

[Snow Miku]

lol I used to do that to my boyfriend's dick, gave it a little voice too. I always thought I'd do shit like that if I was a guy, thank you for confirming my biases.

 

[Soycast Guy]

sometimes, but not opera. I mostly just roll skin over the tip though and twist it.

 

[Cats]

sometimes, but not opera. I mostly just roll skin over the tip though and twist it.

lol if you take your Balls Sack and gather a large bunch of skin up with the skin poking out above the circle in your hand it looks like an old man's head and you can play with it like playdoh

 

[Soycast Guy]

lol if you take your Balls Sack and gather a large bunch of skin up with the skin poking out above the circle in your hand it looks like an old man's head and you can play with it like playdoh

That reminds me, I often pull the ballsack skin all the way over my dick so it’s completely covered.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

What the fuck?

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_DFDTmcUXYs

I miss Sam