Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[McSneaks]

Some of her previous friends were probably to afraid of her explosive abusive episodes to try to call her out as well, I know I would be.

more like Minecraft BITCH lmao

If Jonothan Yaniv had his way he'd still be working at Google and trying to intimidate chinky salon workers into ball waxes.

Good point, this website has totally curbed his behavior and drastically affected his life, he's definitely not doing the exact same shit. Thanks Spider-Man

 

[kpop idol]

interestingly this pornhub acount is a year old. also the fact she has a pornhub account in the first place is worrying. who the hell makes a pornhub account that's not a complete coomer? also, look at those achievements.

I mean, she is a degenerate coomer. Having a PH account is possibly the least degenerate thing about her.

 

[Maradontia]

I mean, she is a degenerate coomer. Having a PH account is possibly the least degenerate thing about her.

She's a groper/humper.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

i'd say that's a cope from her to me. she's torpedo'd her whole future not as an internet chud and hamster-murderer because she foolishly edgy'd past the 18 mark as opposed to growing the fuck up and out of it like the functional channers.

playing around with the internet autists who will only be more obsessed with making that shit never, ever go away and will never stop finding her no matter what persona she adopts and drops is about all she can do with her internet life, now, and we all know that is and has always been the life that matters to her.

she's building castles in the sand because that's all she has left. but the grains determinedly chafing her asscrack ain't ever gonna go away.

She could go the BlueSpike route, and apologize for her shitty behavior and actually try to make something useful out of her life instead of being an unrepentant immature edgelord.

That's all she can do. She's achieving nothing in life, she has nothing going for her besides miniscule attention for acting like a schizo. She's never going to amount to anything people would actually admire, which is why she reaches down to bottom feeders for attention and friendship.
Bella:
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She will still have simps and enablers for years to come.

I dunno if this is a tired topic and has probably already been discovered/discussed but I was interested in learning more about the post-CWC trolling lives of Liquid Chris and Kacey. Mostly because I'd read a ton of conflicting shit out there about what really happened between them after trolling Chris apart from the fact they actually got married IRL, and according to some random public records site that matches Kacey's real name along with Liquid Chris' real surname, owned a home together from some point in 2013. Looking at the house on Google Street View (which was taken in 2015) the house looks like a damn crack den.

This would seem to support the claims that their marriage was a dysfunctional mess that consisted of Liquid making late night runs to the golden arches to feed Kacey's fat face. Basically just lends more credence to the fact that pretty much all of the trolls involved in the Golden Age of trolling Chris were still, at heart, fucked up in some capacity or another. Not really that surprising when you marry someone based off your shared experience of fucking with a mentally-ill person on the internet, but guess I just felt more inclined to share since you see a lot of people praising Liquid as the only "good troll" to come out of the Golden Age. And yes, I do know Liquid is now a doctor, which y'know - good for him, but still doesn't really do much to change how hilariously strange all of this is.

Well, they separated, and Liquid seems to be getting his life together without Kacey.

His weight was not his biggest (heh) problem in that department. He’s clingy, had bad hygiene, is very boring to listen to when he’s sperging, doesn’t care about other people as people, is a narcissist, is very stupid. Fat dudes who are intelligent, charming, can carry on a conversation, dress appropriately, shower, and truly give a damn about others get laid, get relationships, get married. (Money helps)

There's a ton of hoops to jump through. Losing weight would help the most. Plastic surgery and maybe he could get his face fixed well enough to get into the top 10% that can be assholes and still get laid. (Like that test where they created the chisel-jawed dude account on OKCupid, and women wanted to fuck him even when he revealed he just got out of jail for fucking 8-year-olds)

Isabella Loretta Janke had sex with me now I have AIDS/gonorrhea/syphilis/black plague and two forms of the dankest shrooms coming out my butt

ETA You negraters are just jealous of this sweet butt shrooms

Butt shrooms are high in protein.

You can tell she hasn't changed one bit. If she did change, she wouldn't be using social media or running with the same crowd as before. In fact, the best opsec is to stay off the internet with any self-identifying information but she's assuming that her daddy will keep her safe.

When pedophile rings get busted, the people who manage to slip through the cracks simply move elsewhere to continue what they do. She's likely carrying on as usual with her friends, probably in a new Discord server using a new account or on another similar app. She isn't going to public servers or more open spaces right now.

Well, the pedos who don't get caught have good opsec. Bella does not have good opsec. Maybe she took this as a wakeup call to stay away from darknet sea pea sites.

imagine being so desperate for women
that you wanna simp for a woman who...

- shat herself and brags about it
- wants to roll in her roommate's piss in the shower so she can feel "closer" to that roommate


you gotta be as desperate and retarded as Chris-chan to want her.

Desperate, yes. Retarded, no. maybe 20%-30% of men are permanently stuck as bottom feeders and basically have to hold their nose to get ANYTHING. And maybe the bottom 10% will fail despite that and stay virgins their entire life. They're just being realistic.

 

[Maradontia]

Have these guys never heard of hookers? Like, get off your ass and work. For prices starting as low as a mere 20 dollars you too can get your dick wet without having to hang around women with nasty personalities for months.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

I miss when mods would thread ban for simping

 

[ñññ]

Have these guys never heard of hookers? Like, get off your ass and work. For prices starting as low as a mere 20 dollars you too can get your dick wet without having to hang around women with nasty personalities for months.

You guys pay 20 bucks for pussy?! In my country you can get some for about 5 dolla and half of that price on wednesdays.

 

[m0nK!$#]

You guys pay 20 bucks for pussy?! In my country you can get some for about 5 dolla and half of that price on wednesdays.

I only like it when STD stands for Subscriber Trunk Dialing in my life.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I wanna know what Ja Rule thinks about this

 

[Chuck McGill]

Good point, this website has totally curbed his behavior and drastically affected his life, he's definitely not doing the exact same shit. Thanks Spider-Man

Yes he's still persisting in his degenerate behavior, but the primary difference is that he no longer has the apparatus of Google to sweep his shit under the rug, limiting his scope.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Have these guys never heard of hookers? Like, get off your ass and work. For prices starting as low as a mere 20 dollars you too can get your dick wet without having to hang around women with nasty personalities for months.

It's for the same reason Chris didn't keep going to cheap hookers. Guys don't just want a hole to fuck -- they want to feel the other person *wants* to fuck them. They want a girlfriend, not a vagina. Or rather, they do want a vagina, but they want it to be attached to a girlfriend.

Hookers don't fix loneliness, and they can in fact make it worse.

That's why Girlfriend Experience escorts are very expensive -- they have to be damn good at it for the client to suspend disbelief, which takes a lot of acting chops. Most hookers can only manage porno levels of sounding into it.

 

[Maradontia]

It's for the same reason Chris didn't keep going to cheap hookers. Guys don't just want a hole to fuck -- they want to feel the other person *wants* to fuck them. They want a girlfriend, not a vagina. Or rather, they do want a vagina, but they want it to be attached to a girlfriend.

Hookers don't fix loneliness, and they can in fact make it worse.

That's why Girlfriend Experience escorts are very expensive -- they have to be damn good at it for the client to suspend disbelief, which takes a lot of acting chops. Most hookers can only manage porno levels of sounding into it.

We need some theater girls to start selling GFE services (no sex) to incels.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

We need some theater girls to start selling GFE services (no sex) to incels.

Some actually do use prostitutes that way. To have someone to talk to. These aren't incels though, they're usually people who are just lonely.

Incels want the whole package. A relationship without sex is unfulfilled. Sex without a relationship is mechanical and empty.

Also a lot of GFE escorts *are* theater girls. It's just they charge so much, only rich incels can afford them on a regular basis.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

who the hell makes a pornhub account that's not a complete coomer?

degenerates who like to fuck up comment sections

 

[Cybertonia]

We need some theater girls to start selling GFE services (no sex) to incels.

We really don't need any more of these gimmicks that are contributing to the complete obliteration of an entire generation of men

 

[AomineHTC]

For those who wondered what happened to Isabelle Janke / Kelly Osborn, she simply started using a different name, Maxine Sidero, and I guess moved to New Mexico

I found a Wordpress account linked to the email that was leaked from Onionfarms last year, which was maxyank33@gamil.com, this account brings up a new name 'Maxine Sidero'
WordPress - Archive, Submission 1, Submission 2

I took this new identity to Google and found a weird SEO abusing Medium post about '3 STEM rising stars' by a Dennis Kirkland, can you guess who was #1? (hint: Maxine Sidero / Isabella Janke)
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Medium Post 1 - Archive

Out of curiosity I also did a search for 'maxyank33', which gave me the following result.
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When clicking on this Medium article, the article is unchanged except the authors username has been changed from @maxyank33 to none other than @Dennis-Kirkland, meaning Isabella wrote the article about herself.

Medium Post 2 - Archive

The search for Maxine Sidero also showed me the following accounts

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Instagram - Archive

Lots of activity on this account from the last month or so.

The selfies on this account do not match Isabella Janke (in my opinion) which would lead me to believe she has stolen somebody elses images, she has probably left info somewhere but I did not look much, however there is one post that stood out

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A pet pig! Could it be her mother's pet Wilbur?

Instagram Post - Archive
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I don't know who the this turtlepower person is but looks like Louis Herz, Ryan Nagle and Allen Owobu associate with them, they aren't followed by Isabella however, which would lead me to believe they're the same person.. Especially considering Bella say they're best friends. [edit] The turtlepower person is actually Jasmine, Isabellas friend

Bonus pic: Louis Herz still clearly associates with Isabella Janke / Maxine Sidero

Sample images + videos
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Interestingly, this person and Isabella share the same kind of wardrobe, which could mean it's some kind of Faceapp filter? These two videos look the most like her imo and they're some of the only ones without sound, the skating vid feels off somehow too

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Facebook - Archive

This page is mostly the same as her Instagram, but clearly links the WordPress account mentioned above to this identity, thus confirming the accounts are ran by the same people.
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Facebook Post - Archive

Oddly, if you're logged in you cannot view her Texas Tech entry in the Education section.

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Honorable mentions

This really funny review for a Doctor on her maxyank33@gmail.com Google account
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Google Maps - Archive
Medium Account, Archive, Archive (About Page)

She also has accounts on pinterest (Found) wattpad, twitter, discord, amazon, though I do not know the usernames of any of these

Considering what happened last year I archived your post. (archive.md) & (wayback machine) & (ghostarchive.org)

Why isn't the Louis Herz @ternarymercury thread active? Feel free to correct me but wasn't Louis heavily involved in the ILJ saga along with Allen Owobu?

 

[Procrastinhater]

You know, she's thriving off of this attention now right? Like when it was affecting her parents and her that was one thing, but "I change my teeth in this photo and get dozens of autists to comment on it" is exactly what would feed her ego.

This bitch is the defintion of a fucking GOTIS lookatme.

Apart from the notable lack of hygiene and Dunning Kruger Internet shit (like any other 3rd tier cow) she's just fucking boring.

 

[Dilbert]

Have these guys never heard of hookers? Like, get off your ass and work. For prices starting as low as a mere 20 dollars you too can get your dick wet without having to hang around women with nasty personalities for months.

I'd be afraid to find out what nasty STDs you could get from a prostitute who only charges $20. I personally wouldn't go to a prostitute in the first place but if I were going to I wouldn't probably try to find someone who only charges $20. You would probably fail a drug test and get sores on your junk just from touching them.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

I wanna know what Ja Rule thinks about this

"White bitches is crazy, dawg. HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

[Greasy Spoon]

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Ball python pictures, for reference.
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Feeding habits:
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She's had that snake for a while.
Note that as stated by Michael Robert Thurlow huniemussie is clearly a random black guy.