A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

[HG 400]

Shit I used that one for my items I think.

Items seem unfinished even in the release copy, don't worry about it.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Items seem unfinished even in the release copy, don't worry about it.

Considering the magical items, that's probably for the best.

 

[Splendid]

Shit I used that one for my items I think.

That's fine, I don't care. It just has different page numbers is all.

 

[Azazel]

So for my skills I put:
50 points into my occupation of Beserker
15 points in General Weapons (mace)
30 points into Specific weapon (Morningstar)
5 into Weapon Master of the morning star.

I just want hit stuff hard.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Beavis the teenage pyromaniac Bugbear returns from his trip to the outhouse to discover a barfight and lots of fire. He's going to murderize the bar tender and steal his stuff while everyone's distracted.
"heh, heh, FIRE FIRE FIRE! Like, dude, I'm gonna, like, take all the bartenders booze and silver and stuff. That'll be cool. I'll be, like, rich. And then I can score. heh heh."

 

[ActualKiwi]

Went to get the book for skills, for some reason the FATAL folder is no longer on that list on mediafire?

 

[The Master Debater]

15 into sexual skills
15 into pickpocketing
30 into blacksmithing
20 into stealth
20 into cooking

 

[HG 400]

15 into sexual skills

You have to allocate your 15 sex-skill points into the sexual subskills ie. cunnilingus, positions, etc.

 

[The Master Debater]

You have to allocate your 15 sex-skill points into the sexual subskills ie. cunnilingus, positions, etc.

5 into cunnilingus
5 into positions
5 into orgasm

 

[HG 400]

5 into cunnilingus
5 into positions
5 into orgasm

lol

 

[The Master Debater]

lol

Let's get this shoah on the road!

 

[ActualKiwi]

Spoiler: Skill Buying Here

Rolled 6d12-6: 54 skill points (6 years old? Unless I fucked it up)
Format: [Remaining]Spent
[29]25 into Weapon, General (Blunt/Mace/Hammers?)
[9]20 into Weapon, Specific (2H Hammers/Mauls)
[4]5 into Weapon Mastery (2H Hammer)
[0]4 into Hurl (for thrown weapons I'm assuming?)
My excuse is that I've trained with bashing things since I was tossed into the gladiator pit as a baby.

Glaukon charges ADF and swings his maul towards ADF's torso (on the side he's wielding the dagger) gripping with both hands so the upper hand is about 3/4 up the shaft towards the head (fulcrum point of 65 since it has a range of 5-90)...
[Note: Maul, acording to the later book, has a base damage range of 4d12+4..jesus)
This system is seriously autistic...

 

[The Master Debater]

Is it age x 12?

I fucked up then, REROLL


Rolled 92.

Spoiler: REROLL

15 in sexual skills (5 in cunnilingus, 5 in positions, 5 in orgasm)
15 in speech (or whatever equivalent)
25 in Blacksmithing
1o in cooking
18 in horse riding

 

[ActualKiwi]

Is it age x 12?

I fucked up then, REROLL

There's a specific table, depends on your race. See below for points-per-year-of-age. Unless I've misinterpreted it..

 

[The Master Debater]

There's a specific table, depends on your race. See below for points-per-year-of-age. Unless I've misinterpreted it..

So...uhhh?
32d10 divided by 2 minus 1?

Spoiler: RE-REROLL

15 in sexual skills (5 in cunnilingus, 5 in positions, 5 in orgasm)
24 in speech (or whatever equivalent)
25 in Blacksmithing
11 in cooking
9 in horse riding

 

[ActualKiwi]

So...uhhh?
32d10 divided by 2 minus 1?

((32d10)/2)-32) since it's <years>d10/2 - <years>....I think. Ask @Dynastia for clarification maybe, he knows more than most of us

 

[The Master Debater]

OK I THINK I HAVE IT

Spoiler: FOR THE LAST TIME FATAL REROLL

10 IN SPEECH (OR THE EQUIVALENT)
20 IN BLACKSMITHING
15 IN THE WARRIOR OCCUPATION
9 IN SNEAKING

He was a slave, he could be a warrior.

 

[HG 400]

Yeah, you're supposed to roll for every year of your life and add all the points together and buy from that.

I say just figure out how many years you have in each column and award yourself an average, nobody wants to roll for skillpoints 45 times.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Yeah, you're supposed to roll for every year of your life and add all the points together and buy from that.

I say just figure out how many years you have in each column and award yourself an average, nobody wants to roll for skillpoints 45 times.

@The Master Debater Or if you feel like at least somewhat rolling, use this applet from WotC: dice roller

 

[Fallensaint]

This thread has a predictable amount of nothing happening. Is anyone gonna play the god awful game?