- Dołączono
- 11 Mar 2015
I'm going to go into a lot of detail with the rules because the logic behind what's happening is fucking hilarious.
Also, the character generator neglected to give us skills, but since it's the official FATAL character generator, I suppose I have no choice but to assume that's intentional and breathe a sigh of relief since it greatly simplifies things. You'll be able to buy skills if you want to for some reason after this battle.
Alright, your initial roll hits him (you got a 12) but your skill bonus is -17, and you need a 10 to hit him, so the bottle hits the ground harmlessly. Running in a straight line across open ground is probably something like -50 needed to succeed, so although it's possible for a character to be so bad that they fuck that up, you auto-succeed. Jumping over the table is a 10 and you roll a 12. You get -3 on Agility, so you fail by 1. You fall on your ass and are now sitting down, but Kylie can't see you, so he can't target you with any spells that require line of sight, but he knows you're there.
You auto-suceed on your sprint across open ground and ready your battle axe. You roll a 23. You get a -50 skill penalty to hitting something with a fucking axe and miss.
I'm assuming that you're trying to hit him from the other side of the table, right?
You hit Kylie! You hit him in the legs and get a critical hit, permanently disabling one of his legs. How useful. Normally, critical hits can really fuck people up in FATAL and they occur all the fucking time, but in this case, it's not really worth it. You do roll 20 damage however, so he dies. His childish crippling spell dissipates.
Also, the character generator neglected to give us skills, but since it's the official FATAL character generator, I suppose I have no choice but to assume that's intentional and breathe a sigh of relief since it greatly simplifies things. You'll be able to buy skills if you want to for some reason after this battle.
Ok, I can't find any official way to check for sneaking around, because these dumbshits apparently thought that knowing how good you are making dice or gloves or pissing (that's an actual ingame skill) was more important than a fucking sneaking skill, so I'll just check your Dexterity: Agility skill (107), which gives you a modifier of +6, then add that to a roll of 3d6, which gets you 15. The difficulty is 20 (I have no basis for this, none is provided,) so you pass and are unnoticed.Amsia the underage kobold butterface whore will circle around the perimeter of the inn trying to get behind these fucking LOLCOWS but won't take any aggressive action herself on the first round and will evade anyone approaching her.
Alright, you hit with it. Being hit with a glass bottle does 12 damage to him. Then it lights him on fire, doing 1 more damage. He now has 13 LP (read: HP) left. Suprisingly, I don't see rules for fucking up readying a maul, so that succeeds I guess.Glaukon the child gladiator attempts to light and throw one of his wicked oil bottles (molotov cocktails) at the cripple behind the table before readying his oversized maul.
Osber throws the jar of urine at the wizard, then charges him with his axe.
Alright, your initial roll hits him (you got a 12) but your skill bonus is -17, and you need a 10 to hit him, so the bottle hits the ground harmlessly. Running in a straight line across open ground is probably something like -50 needed to succeed, so although it's possible for a character to be so bad that they fuck that up, you auto-succeed. Jumping over the table is a 10 and you roll a 12. You get -3 on Agility, so you fail by 1. You fall on your ass and are now sitting down, but Kylie can't see you, so he can't target you with any spells that require line of sight, but he knows you're there.
I tell the other members to get to the wizard while I keep ADF busy. I run at him, draw my battle ax and swing.
You auto-suceed on your sprint across open ground and ready your battle axe. You roll a 23. You get a -50 skill penalty to hitting something with a fucking axe and miss.
Gregek Kuruhuluret starts a running charge at the wizard and attempts to hit him in the torso with his morningstar before he fires off any spells.
I'm assuming that you're trying to hit him from the other side of the table, right?
You hit Kylie! You hit him in the legs and get a critical hit, permanently disabling one of his legs. How useful. Normally, critical hits can really fuck people up in FATAL and they occur all the fucking time, but in this case, it's not really worth it. You do roll 20 damage however, so he dies. His childish crippling spell dissipates.
Ok, now the bar is on fire. That takes up your turn. (They're only 3 seconds long.)Sybil Sewell uses the distraction to indulge her pyromaniac tendencies, she pours her oil flask out onto the bar and attempts to light if with her flint and knife.