DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

Emil has also returned (it was a fake account saying 'times were tough' yesterday) and after Phil paused gameplay to fellate him, he became a super member or whatever. Phil lamented that he couldn't do anything additional for him.

SuckaSurpirse pointed out that Phil could offer things to people at higher tiers himself, and Phil responded saying that it had already been discussed, it isn't possible, and 'you're making yourself look stupid.'
Still baffles me that he thinks it's appropriate to speak to anyone that way. But he breaks out that particularly newspeak any time someone shows they're smart enough to see through his bullshit.

This is one of the perks (for us, not him) of him being kicked from Twitch's partnership program, because the culture created there is biting him in the ass now. Meaning, his fans got used to "more money invested = more rewards", and while Phil isn't stepping up the plate there because he's lazy and was letting Twitch do the work for him previously, the demand for him to do so, isn't going away. So he keeps having to come up with more bullshit to pigsplain away his refusal to do anything, and since the retards are, well, retards, it never sinks in. Just like him refusing to play co-op with any of them. Since he also refuses to be blunt and honest, they continue to hold out hope.

Which is fantastic, because there's nothing better in the DSP universe than when Phil's insistence on always doing shit he has to lie about creates problems he doesn't have any bullshit answers to.

like actually imagine how furious he'd get if people actually treated what he said was legit, because of the implications of that?

Are you talking about us, or the retards in his chat? Either way, I'm on board, because you are right about Phil looking worse when you believe what he says, while still employing more than two brain cells.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Phil’s streams are truly educational in Star Wars lore.

- Yes, my favorite Bounty Hunter in the Prequels is also Janglow Fett.
- Yoda must’ve moved to another planet after Dagobah, his new home is now Dahguba.
- The Cloud City in Bespin was renamed to Sky City.
- Luke wasn’t in Sky City.
- Leia is force-sensitive?!

Truly a walking enciclopedia.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Dave's Star Wars gin lore is all closer to the truth than his FGC stories so I can put up with it.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Are you talking about us, or the retards in his chat? Either way, I'm on board, because you are right about Phil looking worse when you believe what he says, while still employing more than two brain cells.

I took it as the retards in his chat. However, these would have to be the ones that aren't quite as exceptional as his regular viewers because they would be able to make the connection as to why Phil can't do something.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Phil’s streams are truly educational in Star Wars lore.

- Yes, my favorite Bounty Hunter in the Prequels is also Janglow Fett.
- Yoda must’ve moved to another planet after Dagobah, his new home is now Dahguba.
- The Cloud City in Bespin was renamed to Sky City.
- Luke wasn’t in Sky City.
- Leia is force-sensitive?!

Truly a walking enciclopedia.

don't forget...

- Han escaping from Echo base wasn't in the movie but apparently aligning satellites to find luke was?
- There's apparently a lot more to echo base after luke is rescued
- Luke got ambushed by a wampa because he's a "noob jedi"
- Hoth was memorable cause it was in battlefront
- AT-ATs aren't called AT-AT's but "big things oh yeah the A TEE A TEE"
- Finn is "whats his name"
- Lando is a major character who might be introduced at SkyCity, Yes lando is more memorable but Wedge literally has more screen time. I wouldn't call Lando a "major" character.

even better is his gameplay, literally just shooting at everything, just spamming attack. Starts a timed event by shooting something. Doesn't understand how it happened.

 

[FaXmachine]

didn't someone discover that phil actually was already on windows 10?

His new laptop should be Windows 10 if that counts.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

DSP is all ears on suggestions to improve his streams.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Seems like lego won't save the stream either, sad

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gdciuDYSCBgDSP is all ears on suggestions to improve his streams.

Remember, he's a mature adult. Also, that face he made after reading the message is something.

Yes Phil, no one wants to hear you burping and farting. I know you think it's funny (because all 40 year old mature adults love that shit), but those of us immature adults don't want to hear it.

Better yet, can you just mute yourself, period?

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

what do you mean?

He once was sat in his old love seat and wanted to show us his massive gouty foot for some reason, so he hoiks up 'his' leg in front of the camera. It looks really weird the ease with which he does it, like he has a prop leg.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gdciuDYSCBgDSP is all ears on suggestions to improve his streams.

Alright guys, listen to this fuckin' moraaahhn. "Don't make fat gouty pig noises on stream please, mute them." Okay. Listen up, you piece of shet, I have medical reasons for making those noises, okay. It's called MEN-TAL-REEEEE-TAR-DATION, you hunk of garbage. And my wife *THUMBS VAGUELY OFF-SCREEN* loves me AND my noises, okay? Matter of fact, she said last night that she married me for them, okay? Actually I think that's what she said, it was kind of muffled as I was giving her a steamy Dutch oven at the time.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

- Leia is force-sensitive?!

What gets me about this, is that he's asking this question about a woman who's literally the daughter of Darth fucking Vader, and has demonstrated her Force-sensitivity before by sensing Luke was in trouble (when he was hanging from an antenna beneath Cloud City). Even if you don't remember the latter, how in the unholy fuck do you not figure out the former? The only logical explanation is that Phil doesn't actually watch Star Wars at all. Which I can believe anyway, because there's plenty of evidence he didn't start playing video games or watch wrestling until the early 2000s. I'll bet that Blu-Ray collection consists of movies he never saw until he started buying them. The dude did nothing until he was like 18 years-old, it's fucking weird.

I took it as the retards in his chat. However, these would have to be the ones that aren't quite as exceptional as his regular viewers because they would be able to make the connection as to why Phil can't do something.

Which, once they do, their natural instinct is usually to call out the bullshit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gdciuDYSCBgDSP is all ears on suggestions to improve his streams.

I like the part where he uses his mocking voice to read out their message, it shows just how much emotion was driving this whole moment.

And is it just me, or does he seem at the point where his anger is coming out with silence instead of toxic temper tantrums? It's like the only thing he can think to say, at this point of irritation with being called out, he doesn't have enough balls to let loose with, even while protected. So he resorts to trying to use facial expressions and a dramatic pause to express himself instead.

I mean, this looks an awful lot like that time he could hear lawn care workers outside and he sat there making a face for a minute before cowardly saying "Shut up" after FINALLY closing the window, when a normal person would've just gotten up and closed the window without comment. His annoyed state ran right into his cowardice, which is ironically a big scary giant, and he couldn't say what he wanted to.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Seems like lego won't save the stream either, sad

Damn yeah why wont my friends sell these Cutco knives for me? They literally won't talk to me anymore after I came up to them and presented them such a fun, exciting, chill deal and told them to buy-in.

Morons I tell ya.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Are you talking about us, or the retards in his chat?

well, if you wanted the most bang fer ya buck you'd want the retards in chat.

doing it here would only serve to annoy the autists who come here like "I HEARD THIS WAS THE PLACE TO TAKE DOWN PHIL? HERE"S MY CRAYON DRAWN MANIFESTO ABOUT WHAT WE SHOULD DO"

 

[ReentryPhantom]

He once was sat in his old love seat and wanted to show us his massive gouty foot for some reason, so he hoiks up 'his' leg in front of the camera. It looks really weird the ease with which he does it, like he has a prop leg.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kuNEzR4Jta0

I challenge anyone to try and do what he did in that video. You can't fucking do it.

 

[Organized Derailment]

didn't someone discover that phil actually was already on windows 10?

Phil is on Windows 8 (or 8.1) and when he was told that the upgrade is free he still refused to update because something might "break"..

He is a live streamer, not a SysAdmin managing a hyper-v cluster.

Upgrade your shit Phil.

His new laptop should be Windows 10 if that counts.

Yeah I think his new laptop is Windows 10 but the machine he uses to actually process his steam is on Windows 8 or 8.1... naturally.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

well, if you wanted the most bang fer ya buck you'd want the retards in chat.

doing it here would only serve to annoy the autists who come here like "I HEARD THIS WAS THE PLACE TO TAKE DOWN PHIL? HERE"S MY CRAYON DRAWN MANIFESTO ABOUT WHAT WE SHOULD DO"

Both statements are true, and while the latter is amusing, those folks aren't worth it any more than his retards are.

I challenge anyone to try and do what he did in that video. You can't fucking do it.

This was obviously before Phil hit the point where he stopped feeling comfortable getting detailed with his lies, because these days, if he talked about his foot being swollen at all, he wouldn't show his foot, or a fake one, or anything. He would just claim it and LIMB anybody inquiring further. There's a reason he didn't even try to fake doing push-ups with strategic camera placement and bad acting. He kept the bad acting entirely off camera.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The fake fanning amazes me, like why bother? He makes himself look like more of an ass than if he just said he wasn't a huge fan.

EDIT - the game has literally said Dagobah at least 4 times, phil keeps saying it wrong, Even immediately after luke says he's going to the Dagobah system, he then repeats it "DAH-goba" twice.

He does it intentionally to feel special like a petulant child does to get attention.

didn't someone discover that phil actually was already on windows 10?

His new laptop is Win10

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gdciuDYSCBgDSP is all ears on suggestions to improve his streams.

I, for one, am in 100% agreement Phail. Why prevent a new, real, adult viewer from enjoying the toxicity.

What gets me about this, is that he's asking this question about a woman who's literally the daughter of Darth fucking Vader, and has demonstrated her Force-sensitivity before by sensing Luke was in trouble (when he was hanging from an antenna beneath Cloud City). Even if you don't remember the latter, how in the unholy fuck do you not figure out the former?

He probably hasn't figured out they're siblings either.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

gias, it's insane and morahnic to think that he should mute his snorts, belches and bodily sounds. Not sure if that much of a slob or that much or a retaaar-exceptional individual.

But Piece of Peace has that foot pedal thing. And Shinko Fleur can mute despite hacking up a lungfull of weed smoke.
Like how Phil didn't even have a reaponse to that btw.
'Guys listen to this'.*reads the suggestion in a zany voice* Then he used his dumb bulldog face as the punchline as usual. He couldn't even come up with a lie or excuse.

 

[Crooked 16th]

I challenge anyone to try and do what he did in that video. You can't fucking do it.

Having a Ball joint in your knee Phil might be something you want to go see a doctor about I'm just saying.

 

[RougeRed]

I love how every game that has builds his build is always whatever makes the game easiest. Skyrim is all summon shit to do the work for him for example.

Remember when we watched Boone play New Vegas like three times?