DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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Chose To Be One powiedział(a):
What the actual fuck?
Why's he even trying at this point? Like, I get that he's an independent man and he can do whatever he wants all of that. But he has less than 200k subs with more than 60k videos. How's the man even make a living from his channel? I really don't get it.
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Phil invested in Scopely Pudcoin© secretly awhile back
 
Stephen Hawking powiedział(a):
he also asked if he can upgrade Ashes of War and said " im so confused"
90 hours in and level 123, has no grasp beyond Jump R2.

he is so slow im calling it now. he is going to have his hours played equal if not higher than his level.
hes almost hour per level, its mind blowing how slow this guy stalls video games.
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The time Phil will spend to beat this game just once will be the time the average person would need to get 100% achievements.
 
Something Phil started doing a month ago, he says it was a viewer suggestion but I'm guessing it was another "intelligent observation" from his potato wife, is that he is now spamming his Community Tab on his YouTube channel by making a post where he posts a screenshot of his Twitter schedule every single day. So instead of just the one pinned Tweet of his schedule that he blasts out every 3 days he is also spamming that same post on his Community Tab daily.

He has basically turned his Community Tab into a more autistic extension of his Twitter as he also started copy-pasting his 'stream going live' Tweets there as well, of course with begging for "support" included, but since he privates every stream it's just dead links and begging.

So in the last month Phil has turned his Community Tab into an endless spam of schedule autism, dead links, and begging.

Also as a friendly reminder, don't vote in any of his polls on his Community Tab as the engagement from doing so gives those posts a large boost in the algorithm recommending those posts to people who would otherwise never see them.
 
Prince Lotor powiedział(a):
Something Phil started doing a month ago, he says it was a viewer suggestion but I'm guessing it was another "intelligent observation" from his potato wife, is that he is now spamming his Community Tab on his YouTube channel by making a post where he posts a screenshot of his Twitter schedule every single day. So instead of just the one pinned Tweet of his schedule that he blasts out every 3 days he is also spamming that same post on his Community Tab daily.

He has basically turned his Community Tab into a more autistic extension of his Twitter as he also started copy-pasting his 'stream going live' Tweets there as well, of course with begging for "support" included, but since he privates every stream it's just dead links and begging.

So in the last month Phil has turned his Community Tab into an endless spam of schedule autism, dead links, and begging.

Also as a friendly reminder, don't vote in any of his polls on his Community Tab as the engagement from doing so gives those posts a large boost in the algorithm recommending those posts to people who would otherwise never see them.
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Do you have to be subbed to see his community tab?
 
Surly Muppet powiedział(a):
Phil made a series of weird statements about Jasper being 'unavailable' for streams because of 'scheduling'. Jasper is a very in-demand kitty. I'll also point out that he was paid $2k with the stretch goal being that Jasper would be a recurring part of the streams.
He said that he has left the door open recently, and Jasper hasn't been coming in. This included during his birthday stream. However, we conveniently have no way of seeing the state of the door or if Jasper is in the room and Phil is just not acknowledging him.
He then reiterates that he can't leave the door open for Jasper to come in when Kat is home because he is so loud, his voice booms all over the house. A wise move may be to turn up his mic gain and stop yelling so much in an empty room, but we're well past that being a reasonable move.

So let's connect the dots here.
"Scheduling" is our power word here. Because there's only one schedule that affects Jasper, and it isn't Jasper's.
Jasper is appearing on stream less because Kat is home more, but Phil doesn't want to admit that she is now working even less than she was before. This word salad is all to smokescreen that core issue.
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What I find interesting is that Phil is, if you're right, trying to cover up something that doesn't need concealment. He could easily just say that sometimes Jasper gets too rambunctious and he has to keep him out. I don't think anyone would be suspicious of that. Anyone who knows cats, has seen them suddenly zip around like they're on crack. I point this out because Phil tends to do a worse job of selling his bullshit the more emotional he is. And I cannot fathom what would be sweat-inducing about admitting that Kat is working less. How hard is it to lie and say that she's between jobs? She isn't going to contradict him, and since when does he ever think detractors will find out anyway?

Yes, we know he reads this place, but near as I can tell, he doesn't seem to focus much on the speculation about his lack of relationship with Kat. And even if he did, Kat having fewer hours at work doesn't really fuel that. He doesn't care about her looking incompetent, he wouldn't tell all those "wife did something retarded" stories if it mattered to him. And him figuring out that her reduced schedule means more time he's supposed to pretend to spend with her, is more than I can fathom from him. Same dude who spends all his nights on Twitter, completely destroying that whole "I don't get enough time for my family" narrative.

The explanation that makes the most sense to me is him just being childishly autistic, "scheduling" was a slip about how changes to what Kat is doing rubs his psychological issues the wrong way. Doesn't mean that's what is going on, since this is the DSP universe, it just adds up more. Keep in mind, I don't even understand why Kat works to begin with. She doesn't have to pay for anything and doesn't need to leave the condo in order to avoid Phil if that's something she wants to do. It would also be way more obvious if she was suddenly feeling ambitious. I don't think it's Phil's issues, his mom was the stay-at-home type, and I would think that after Leanna, he wouldn't want Kat venturing outside much. She's an established moocher, why does she feel like trying to hold down even a retail job? Especially if she's apparently not very good at it, if they keep reducing her hours.

Again, this is the DSP universe, so the reason won't necessarily make sense, but I'll still point out the most logical possibility: there is stuff Kat has to pay for, that Phil doesn't talk about. Possibly from not even knowing about it. It's not like he's good at spotting when his claims suggest a weird divide between them. He wouldn't be publicly so adamant about their finances being separated, if he was. He would keep that shit to himself.
 
I finally beat Malenia today(after so much frustration and countless attempts since yesterday)and I can safely say skill is not enough in her case. You have to get lucky/pray that RNG is on your side.
There's no way Phil can beat her with his playstyle, so he's either going to:

  • swallow his pride(if he has any left)and summon players or use ash summons(like the mimic tear)
  • hopelessly bash his head against her and complain about not wanting to respec his character(while also shitting on FromSoftware)
  • give up fighting her and shit on FromSoftware because his method of cheesing the game isn't working against her
  • Somehow beat her in a few attempts due to pigroach luck
I know it's too early to say, given how slow his progress is in Elden Ring, but I just can't see him breezing through Malenia.
 
Tom Went To The Mayor powiedział(a):
I know it's too early to say, given how slow his progress is in Elden Ring, but I just can't see him breezing through Malenia.
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He's going to be over-leveled and abusing every mechanic in the book, on top of having watched a guide beforehand and knowing her entire moveset before even reaching the fog gate.

Same with how he got his ass handed to him by Guardian Ape only to destroy Isshin in <15min, really makes you think.
 
Cistern Rumbler powiedział(a):
The sessions he always refers to as "slow" never... pressure Phil into putting his superchat total on the screen. It would force him to change the way he begs and sends out beg-tweets in a subtle yet funny way.

Can't call a stream "slow" with $400+ in superchats on the screen, he'll have to somehow be even slimier in his wording.
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He has a stated reason for why this will not happen ever; superchats are in multiple currency denominations and he doesn't want to stall (stop laughing already, let me finish damn it) the game play to calculate exchange rates for the process. No he can't automate it due to troll superchats gaming the automation either. That's your cuck cope on the issue straight from the pigroach's mouth.
Oliveoil powiedział(a):
Certain "gym rat" who likes to "own us" acts like a jilted lover.
Does that count?
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Mostly, they're in the beauty parlor, if you go in their chat by accident or intention, you'll see them posting, now that Amber Reid a-logs have been handled for the majority they even try and fit into the site culture while influencing it on their own in their preferred area of the site, one of the few times a plan worked to dear feeder's exact schematic of it here prior to implementing it.
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor powiedział(a):
I know it's too early to say, given how slow his progress is in Elden Ring, but I just can't see him breezing through Malenia.
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He will just use summons. No boss is more powerful then 3 Neanderthals stagger spamming. He has said multiple times that he will use summons "if its clear the boss is designed for summons" whatever that means. In practice we all know it translates to any boss he can't face tank and r2 spam was clearly designed by fromsoft to be burned down 3v1 before they do anything.
 
Cistern Rumbler powiedział(a):
The sessions he always refers to as "slow" never include the superchats he got that session, day, week, month etc.

Early on his excuse that "I don't get that yet" made some sense but he's been streaming on YT long enough that he's now getting a steady source of fat YT $ that it should counterbalance whatever he doesn't make in tips.

The vest streak has driven this greedy motherfucker hogwild.
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I don't think it's his greed, but his method of handling his finances. Meaning, the vest streak activated his gacha whaling because that was all tips, which are for frivolous spending. Superchats contribute to his ability to still pay his bills in spite of so much frivolous spending. Him refusing to acknowledge them is more about his bullshit narrative than anything else. Which in of itself is from his natural dishonesty about damn near everything.
Cistern Rumbler powiedział(a):
If trolls LARPing as fans wanted to do something useful, they should pressure Phil into putting his superchat total on the screen. It would force him to change the way he begs and sends out beg-tweets in a subtle yet funny way.

Can't call a stream "slow" with $400+ in superchats on the screen, he'll have to somehow be even slimier in his wording.
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He will never do it, but it would be funny to watch people constantly tell him to anyway, because we know how he's going to respond, every single time. Just like with the demands that he play co-op with his retards.
 
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No answer.

Hopefully someone wrote to the elden ring tips discord group tho.
 
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Chat: don't kill Patches. He has a side quest and an item to make the first boss easier (also can be used to lol ezmode a chariot puzzle I read)
DSP: I don't care about side quests, fuck patches he attacked me and needs to die. He sells an item that makes the first boss easier, I don't need that.


Also DSP:
PieceofShet powiedział(a):
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No answer.

Hopefully someone wrote to the elden ring tips discord group tho.
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his build? what the point salad over level everything and JumpL1 or R1 build?
 
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