Phil made a series of weird statements about Jasper being 'unavailable' for streams because of 'scheduling'. Jasper is a very in-demand kitty. I'll also point out that he was paid $2k with the stretch goal being that Jasper would be a recurring part of the streams.
He said that he has left the door open recently, and Jasper hasn't been coming in. This included during his birthday stream. However, we conveniently have no way of seeing the state of the door or if Jasper is in the room and Phil is just not acknowledging him.
He then reiterates that he can't leave the door open for Jasper to come in when Kat is home because he is so loud, his voice booms all over the house. A wise move may be to turn up his mic gain and stop yelling so much in an empty room, but we're well past that being a reasonable move.
So let's connect the dots here.
"Scheduling" is our power word here. Because there's only one schedule that affects Jasper, and it isn't Jasper's.
Jasper is appearing on stream less because Kat is home more, but Phil doesn't want to admit that she is now working even less than she was before. This word salad is all to smokescreen that core issue.
Also, once again, because I can't get over how retarded this is, Phil stresses that he can't shut Jasper in the room because Jasper doesn't like being cooped up in one room for an extended period of time.
But he locks Jasper in his bedroom at night. Which is the absolute stupidest time to lock a cat in a room. But somehow that isn't a problem.
So he's not calling it 'Skyrim After Dark' because he can't use the intro. But he also says that he can't do it because it's light out. It was light out most of the time that he was calling it 'Skyrim After Dark'.
If I made an intro calling the prestream the "Cuck Hour", would he start calling it that just because he has an intro for it? Apparently all manner of nonsense will be tolerated if there's an intro for it.
