DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil's definition of meaty:

You are getting to deep into the fighting game techniques man

Here's what it is:

Phil's definition of MEATY CROUCH JAB:



Phil's definition of LOCKDOWN CORNER PRESSURE

Phil's definition of MASHING BUTTONS:

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

If you needed proof that Phil can't take any blame for fucking anything when it comes.... to well... anything... here you go.

This is him offline talking to his best friend whooping his ass. Notice how Rambo is congratulating him with a great move and DSP has 1001 excuses other than "Great move, John" if Rambo gets him.

This is offline play with his best fucking friend at the time.

I don't know how Rambo or Howard or anybody delt with his ass for so long.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So susan has been suggesting other lego star wars playthroughs and 90% of them are from star wars shill channels who rarely if ever have actual game playthroughs but LOVE star wars cause star war and star wars it star wars...STAR WARS! and then there's DSP.

The contrast is just amazing.

 

[UaineRunei]

Oh hey, the Lyciversoul in Phil's chat is not the real one. @Piece of Peace

 

[PieceofShet]

I absolutely love how DSP gave up and just dont give a single fuck about this. Every now and then I check whats up and try to find uploads in order. But there isnt any order. How many times he talked about babysitting the uploads? He let it go and gave up. He should give up breathing tbh...

Not a single flying fuck. 85, 87, 86, 88.... 13, 12... 2, 3, 1.

I mean... how hard is to upload 3-4 videos IN ORDER...

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Phil is asking his viewers to directly send him PC and camera hardware for his big post Elden Ring upgrade. Absolutely infuriating. They have to provide the hardware because any dollar he gets flows directly out of his paypal into iphone apps.

 

[Hogan of the South]

I absolutely love how DSP gave up and just dont give a single fuck about this. Every now and then I check whats up and try to find uploads in order. But there isnt any order. How many times he talked about babysitting the uploads? He let it go and gave up. He should give up breathing tbh...

Not a single flying fuck. 85, 87, 86, 88.... 13, 12... 2, 3, 1.

I mean... how hard is to upload 3-4 videos IN ORDER...

Wyświetl załącznik 3161702

This always makes me laugh. Everyday he says

“idk what else I can do to get my stream going”

Gee literally anything Phil! Even small shit like ordering your videos helps. So fucking lazy and entitled

No wonder you can’t get any new subs

 

[PieceofShet]

What happened with part9? Did he address?

 

[SomeBoyo]

I absolutely love how DSP gave up and just dont give a single fuck about this. Every now and then I check whats up and try to find uploads in order. But there isnt any order. How many times he talked about babysitting the uploads? He let it go and gave up. He should give up breathing tbh...

Not a single flying fuck. 85, 87, 86, 88.... 13, 12... 2, 3, 1.

I mean... how hard is to upload 3-4 videos IN ORDER...

Wyświetl załącznik 3161702

UHM, you are supposed to just use playlists, are you stooopid? Don't pay attention to how the uploads go by length, it's like bigger files take longer to upload. No, he can't upload as private and then unprivate to make it work. Anyway, he has been doing this for the last 300 years, stfu.

What happened with part9? Did he address?

part 9 works.

Edit:

Interesting. Whats the name of the video?

"Elden Ring (PS5) playthrough pt9 - Heading South, Then North, Then... CRUCIBLE KNIGHT MADNESS!"

 

[PieceofShet]

part 9 works.

Interesting. Whats the name of the video?

EDIT: Ok, thats my bad its not visible then

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

no one cares about any of the games on the new collection besides DarkStalkers and Street Fighter, they aren't competitively viable, as I'm sure Mr Evo Champion knows there's side tournaments at evo for shit like a random sailor moon fighting game...

Speaking of, I hope when he plays Darkstalkers and starts pigsplaining its mechanics incorrectly that during one of his early sessions someone like Dyne who is considered one of the best players in the US shows up and destroys him. It's always a joy to see someone who's actually still good at classic games just shatter Phil's image of a robust mature adult old school fighting game pro. Remember Mavrick? The guy that showed up a few times on DSP's Street Beggar streams a year ago and just completely deleted his ego? He's one of the best Dictator players in Super Turbo.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil is asking his viewers to directly send him PC and camera hardware for his big post Elden Ring upgrade. Absolutely infuriating. They have to provide the hardware because any dollar he gets flows directly out of his paypal into iphone apps.

This man wont even bother putting up a greenscreen, even with the laziest form of a green drape sticky taped to the wall.

We have been through this talk for years. Won't bother even using steam deck and is asking people to somehow give him more shit that will sit in a box because he is actually the laziest turd who can't even bother rearranging his awfice and go through his awful cable management. He always ask for viewers to meet him halfway and they do it and go further beyond, but doesn't bother doing his part of going through with it or taking any steps.

Infuriating. Dude farts too much out of his mouth daily.

 

[snort inquisition]

If you needed proof that Phil can't take any blame for fucking anything when it comes.... to well... anything... here you go.

bandicam 2022-04-09 12-39-46-984.mp4

This is him offline talking to his best friend whooping his ass. Notice how Rambo is congratulating him with a great move and DSP has 1001 excuses other than "Great move, John" if Rambo gets him.

This is offline play with his best fucking friend at the time.

I don't know how Rambo or Howard or anybody delt with his ass for so long.

EVEN WHEN PLAYING OFFLINE HE'S GOT INPUT DELAY AND ONLINE LAG HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Surly Muppet]

"5 minute" post-prestream bathroom break today. Music is playing. Phil was actually gone for a full 8 minutes.
So yep, he has added it back in. There should be no doubt that he has intentionally been scaling this back up to get his audience used to it.

I suspect this is happening because the tips he has been receiving during prestream have begun to slow. It appears Emil and whoever is operating these socks has moved their whaling (or been instructed to move their whaling) to after Phil's scheduled break. His remaining paypigs have slowed on showering him money during prestream. So the break is coming back to stall and punish them.

Also worth noting is that the 'Prestream Podcast' (attempt) lasted about 2 months. This isn't anything anymore because Phil rarely comes in with 'news' and it consistently devolves into him begging the chat for questions and then resenting the retarded shit they ask him. This is just the old prestream with an overlay. He cannot maintain anything that requires effort, or requires him to respect his audience. He will always revert to lazy abuse.

 

[Crooked 16th]

This man wont even bother putting up a greenscreen, even with the laziest form of a green drape sticky taped to the wall..

Can't use Stream Deck because he is still on Windows 8 not even Windows 8.1.
Can't use green screen because his CPU sucks
Can't get a new usb cable for his capture card
Can't get a new PC because to many games to play
Can't show phone to disprove WWE Champions
Can't accept Crypto because of taxes dood even though it's a simple capital gains tax
Can't do edited videos because he doesn't own editing software
Can't do Youtube shorts
Can't play with fans it's to much work


The list just goes on and on with his lazy ass

 

[Wasabi Panda]

the commentary is amazing

"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"
ack ack ack
"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"

he steamrolled "the boss fight" because he fought that enemy before and not cause he's at least double the level of the boss and totally doesn't watch guides but know immediately where the shortcut bridge was and knows that the end boss of the manor is a giant snake...no wait...he "thinks" is it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

the commentary is amazing

"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"
ack ack ack
"the boss fight"
"the boss fight"

Because he lost every 'boss fight' in real life.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

>Click on raw DSP restream
>" Guys it sure would be great if you are enjoying today stream if you could contribute in some way, wherever is something as simple as giving a like to the stream, or possibly becoming a channel member,or a super chat, super sticker, tip, all that stuff helps , it would be great if we hit some contributions we haven't had one in about 45 minutes so...it would be great to get something..."
>Close the stream

 

[TheGoutburglar]

"5 minute" post-prestream bathroom break today. Music is playing. Phil was actually gone for a full 8 minutes.
So yep, he has added it back in. There should be no doubt that he has intentionally been scaling this back up to get his audience used to it.

I suspect this is happening because the tips he has been receiving during prestream have begun to slow. It appears Emil and whoever is operating these socks has moved their whaling (or been instructed to move their whaling) to after Phil's scheduled break. His remaining paypigs have slowed on showering him money during prestream. So the break is coming back to stall and punish them.

Phil doesn't give explicit instructions like that, we wouldn't be talking about him implicitly giving his audience the finger over a lack of tips if he was like that. We've seen enough leaked communications for it to be clear that he's way too much of a pussy to acknowledge that he orders his retards around, he can only do it by taking actions that may or may not be motivated by what we think they are. It's not even semantics with him, it's just cowardice. He's that witness you put on the stand and get no straight answers out of, despite them only being a witness and not the one on trial. Dude knows he's guilty of so much shit and is terrified of committing to anything entirely because of it.

Also worth noting is that the 'Prestream Podcast' (attempt) lasted about 2 months. This isn't anything anymore because Phil rarely comes in with 'news' and it consistently devolves into him begging the chat for questions and then resenting the retarded shit they ask him. This is just the old prestream with an overlay. He cannot maintain anything that requires effort, or requires him to respect his audience. He will always revert to lazy abuse.

It doesn't help that he "went viral" and it didn't work out for him. AGAIN. Don't think he doesn't keep a running tally of how many times he has felt that rush of potentially ditching his bad rep and the reliance on a pack of retards that goes with it. This latest failed attempt stacks on top of the ProJared incident in his mind, no doubt, and is fueling his ability to go "Fuck it, I tried and the world didn't give me what it was supposed to, so I'm going to take it out on everybody else, like I always do".

And he still has no idea that he's hastening his downfall.

 

[Surly Muppet]

The game lets both players pick what game they wanna play, and it coinflips the game if each player picks a different one, it kept picking the opponent's choice. Phil was getting super butthurt because he only wants to play ST but he never got to.

I didn't see this mentioned, but it appeared Goji accidentally picked SF2 last night once and Phil was mocking him, saying he must have finally decided he wants 'variety' and was willing to play a different game.

(28:07)

This is from the person that picks SF2 every. Single. Time. For the last several months, unless on XBox and away from Goji, Phil has not picked SF3 because he is scared of Goji and the other capable SF3 players, and he does not pick Alpha 3 because he says he hates it. This is easily one of the wildest hypocritical criticisms that he has ever thrown out, because not only is it exactly what he does, it also just makes fundamental sense that Goji would pick the game he is competent in, and then it comes down to random chance.

I have often wondered if the chance is not entirely random, but reviews the recent histories and slants the choice in favor of Goji because Phil spams SF2 every match. But that's just a fan theory because I like the thought that Phil is getting shot in the foot by his hypocrisy.