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[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Elliot Page just showed up at the Oscars to present an award with Juno co-stars Jennifer Garner and J.K. Simmons and... yep, she has the T voice.

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Tbh I feel awful for her. She looks comically tiny and tragically ill at ease. T seems to have aged her ten years in one, as it does for many FTMs. I have to continuously remind myself that she's only 35.

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So of course Twitter is ignoring the general air of anguish about her to performatively thirst after their uwu precious smol bean happy and glowing finally living his best life

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There is no way they'd talk like this about an actual 5'1" 35 year old man.

I'd be way more tolerant of trannies if they'd just admit the majority of them make for ugly men/ women! It's okay! Lots of cis people are ugly as shit too!

 

[Elbe]

Ellen Page looks like she's dying of AIDS; does not look even remotely healthy.

 

[Notorious AGP]

Having this thing as your teacher should count as child abuse:



Kids as validation dispensers:



What they believe counts as child abuse:

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

Reminds me of this (posted on r/transgenderuk earlier today



off topic but

Spoiler: This is my favourite Oscars 2022 quote so far

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Having this thing as your teacher should count as child abuse:

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Kids as validation dispensers:

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What they believe counts as child abuse:

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Anytime I see a They/Them mentioning binders, they ALWAYS look like that...

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Anytime I see a They/Them mentioning binders, they ALWAYS look like that...

I’m surprised that this one is wearing normal clothes, actually, although I’m also surprised they’re allowed to teach in that.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

God, Ellen Page looks disgusting. Her face looks way worse than before...all these wrinkles. Testosterone overdoses aged her like 20 years.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Having this thing as your teacher should count as child abuse:

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Some serious Hulk energy going on there.

 

[TheBigZee]

I’m surprised that this one is wearing normal clothes, actually, although I’m also surprised they’re allowed to teach in that.

School doesn't pay enough to shop at lane bryant.

 

[furbyknife]

Ellen has the build, features, and voice of a boy barely hitting puberty, overlaid with the wrinkles and strain of a middle-aged man. It's an odd and unfortunate combination. Err, I mean... what a manly man hunk of man who totally has all the male traits gay guys and straight women alike are wildly attracted to...!

 

[chiobu]

 

[fax machine]

It really is just comedy.
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Is that lipstick? Muy macho, hombre. They probably applied it because she's so sickly-looking people would be alarmed.

It's not lipstick. That's the way lips look when they're chronically chapped and you slap on just enough balm before the event to soothe the irritation, but not to heal the angry redness. If you zoom in you can see the flaking skin on her lips and the scales around the vermilion border.

She looks worryingly dehydrated in general.

Here's the full video of her presentation. I have to say — I was startled to hear she'd started T. Her voice was unchanged in the Oprah interview just ten months ago, last May. She did a Google talk last September and sounded pretty normal too, though at moments like she had a bit of a cold. In hindsight, maybe that's the T talking.

Since she identified as nonbinary as well as trans, I thought it possible that she'd go the way of many nonbinary transmascs and get top surgery while declining T. But I guess she just put off T until season 3 of Umbrella Academy wrapped filming in late August 2021. Maybe her contract prevented her from dramatically changing her physical appearance, or maybe she felt it would be easier to deal with the changes removed from the mad rush of a set. Whatever her reasons, it feels like the final nail in the coffin. The frog voice is charmless and inescapable. And though I'm sure she feels more energetic now, as that's what T does to a body, from the outside she looks more sapped of spirit than ever.

 

[Starved Artist]

Having this thing as your teacher should count as child abuse:

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Kids as validation dispensers:

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What they believe counts as child abuse:

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Always with the IT'S PAT cosplayers.

Fat stocky lesbians haven't changed this abomination graced televison.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Having this thing as your teacher should count as child abuse:

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How on earth is that acceptable attire for a teacher at a school? My countrymen are always accused of being too casual, but that would not fly here. Put on proper pants and normal shoes, lady, this isn't your day off.

 

[Sprocket]

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Ellen page regret when?

 

[Beating Women]

 

[chiobu]

 

[skirtgospinny]

Mad troon Aaron Tidd (“Amy Petrelli) has been caught taking creepy photos by a bus driver again. Note the time of Amy’s complaint: about half an hour after the British school day ends and buses are full of kids.

 

[Notorious AGP]

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[PaulBearer]

I'd be way more tolerant of trannies if they'd just admit the majority of them make for ugly men/ women! It's okay! Lots of cis people are ugly as shit too!

They aren't ugly though, they are just wrong.

Even the ugliest man or woman (within reason) still looks like one.

These people all reek of mental illness and probably piss.