Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Monkey Shoulder]

I wonder what she's doing now...

 

[IKOL]

Lmao okay nerd
Go fight them then

nerd? Flattered, but okay.

It's not my war. Go ask someone else for going in.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Russians are banned from twitter

werks on my machine
what am I doing wrong

 

[WinchesterPremium]

BREAKING! All Ukrainian casualties instantly revived.
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https://twitter.com/SeldinBrenda/status/1497640567659978758

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Firing lasers at aliens seems like a better way to declare war than peace

 

[Kickster]

Couping legitimate government through the young retards and lgbt youth backed by armed neo-nazis and opposition forces is stupid too. Yet here we are at the consequences of such actions that had place in 2014.

Can mutts take part in any discourse without having to reduce it to trannies, faggits and nazis?

 

[LUNEKO]

And Kiwi Farms will take its rightful place as the world's lone superpower.

Null will change his last name to Bogdanoff and reveal his secret plan to rule not just the internet but the world with an iron but fair fist

 

[Fraiser crane]

nerd? Flattered, but okay.

It's not my war. Go ask someone else for going in.

I edited it sry
It was meant to be a joke

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Enough about this kyiv or kiev shit, I propose we call it by its true name in its own lettering.
Київ
However, for the benefit of us who do not have a knowledge of cyrillic, we can just pronounce it how it looks in latin. Knib.
So how are all of you knibbers doing today.

 

[Manly_Brony]

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We will liberate Ukraine from the judaic Bolsheviks
Heil Hitler

That's an Austro-Hungarian my man.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

werks on my machine
what am I doing wrong

You may be a glownigger larping as a ruskie

 

[burntwater]

Decent shitpost here and some butthurt in the replies.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1497642175303196687

 

[HumanHive]

Its official. He has been identified

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STOP POSTING THIS
YOU'RE FUCKING LATE
READ THE THREAD

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

The US would NEVER do such a thing.
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Guess again

 

[MrJokerRager]

It's amazing how neoliberals and neocons are entirely unable to decipher a joke unless it's very carefully spelled out to them.

They both originate from sucking Ronnie Raygun's cock so its no surprise.

 

[Trust Me I Know]

Can mutts take part in any discourse without having to reduce it to trannies, faggits and nazis?

What other categories of human exist? Oh, right. Niggos.

 

[Meat Target]

war hero stories are as old as war itself
audie murphy, the red baron, erwin "desert fox" rommel, philippe "lion of verdun" petain, every country has a bunch of those tales

History is a series of lies agreed upon.

For example, the ride that alerted the Colonists of the British attack on Lexington and Concord in 1775 is attributed to Paul Revere. While Revere did play a part, more people were alerted by a longer ride made by guy named Israel Bissell.

Paul Revere gets all the credit, because national legends don't often have names that sound like a Jewish vacuum cleaner.

 

[Borscht]

I wonder what she's doing now...
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Appointed as an ambassador to the Republic of Cabo Verde, wherever THAT is,

 

[Octavia]

Just woke up, what I miss from the last few hours??

 

[The golden neckbeard]

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Putins feed and seed

(Formerly ukraine)

 

[Random Internet Person]