Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Heartbreaking, I feel terrible talking shit about this conflict in kiwifarms now...

I don't. Other people's problems aren't my own.

 

[Granate37]

Russia has a weird hard on for invading poor countries where all the civilians are armed and hate them.

Like if the US didn't already own Compton do you think they'd touch it with a ten foot pole?

The US would never do such a thing.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

As a break from the regular posts of war updates and vehicle movements, here is what is going on with DeviantArt
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Why is Ukrainian flag sticking out of a glownigger's urethra?

 

[IKOL]

Invading a fucking country the size of Texas is stupid

Couping legitimate government through the young retards and lgbt youth backed by armed neo-nazis and opposition forces is stupid too. Yet here we are at the consequences of such actions that had place in 2014.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Russia has a weird hard on for invading poor countries where all the civilians are armed and hate them.

Like if the US didn't already own Compton do you think they'd touch it with a ten foot pole?

The US would take Compton easy. Nigs would chimpout and start looting the moment tanks started rolling in and people started running.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

This is a textbook war of aggression under any meaning of the term in international law.

That's an independent issue from whether Ukraine's government was dumb beyond belief to up the stakes to the point this happened.

Ukraine didn't have much choice, really. Coups and counter-coups with behind the scenes gayops on all sides interrupted with periods of a neighboring country breaking off pieces of you isn't sustainable.

Russia wanted a pliant Belorussian-type strongman-ruled puppet. The west wanted an EU-aligned former soviet state with press freedoms and trade and shit.

Irreconcilable differences.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Russia has a weird hard on for invading poor countries where all the civilians are armed and hate them.

Like if the US didn't already own Compton do you think they'd touch it with a ten foot pole?

Considering the US also has a habbit for invading countries that hate them…imma say yes.

 

[George Lucas]

Enough about this kyiv or kiev shit, I propose we call it by its true name in its own lettering.
Київ
However, for the benefit of us who do not have a knowledge of cyrillic, we can just pronounce it how it looks in latin. Knib.
So how are all of you knibbers doing today.

It’s Кнев!

war hero stories are as old as war itself
audie murphy, the red baron, erwin "desert fox" rommel, philippe "lion of verdun" petain, every country has a bunch of those tales

Those were actually legit though.

 

[mr.moon1488]

BREAKING! All Ukrainian casualties instantly revived.

https://twitter.com/SeldinBrenda/status/1497640567659978758

 

[Granate37]

It’s Кнев!


Those were actually legit though.

I'll say Kiev when its owner says Kiev.

 

[Blackhole]

BREAKING! All Ukrainian casualties instantly revived.
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https://twitter.com/SeldinBrenda/status/1497640567659978758

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woman moment

 

[NJBear]

As of today, Visa and Mastercard payment systems no longer work with the cards issued by the five sanctioned banks (ВТБ, «Открытие», Совкомбанк, Промсвязьбанк and Новикомбанк).

The cards issued by Сбер, Russia's main commercial bank, remain operational... For now.

All of a sudden Russian protesters go home.

 

[IKOL]

Hahaha #thingsthatwillneverhappen

https://twitter.com/ZelenskyyUa/status/1497633468586541057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

so instead of being with his people he flew to the UN beg other nations to help and do something with muh invasion. Asshole...

 

[The golden neckbeard]

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tankstopper.mp4

Trying to make out this location, Can anyone translate?
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Someone mentioned Bakhmach being the town but trying to confirm, If so that means Russia pushed deeper into Ukraine
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They are driving unopposed through the country and ukraine high command probably has no idea

 

[Meat Target]

BREAKING! All Ukrainian casualties instantly revived.
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https://twitter.com/SeldinBrenda/status/1497640567659978758

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It's the beam of the Medi Gun from TF2, but gay now.

 

[Fraiser crane]

Couping legitimate government through the young retards and lgbt youth backed by armed neo-nazis and opposition forces is stupid too. Yet here we are at the consequences of such actions that had place in 2014.

Lmao okay nerd
Go fight them then
Lgbt backed by neo nazis

That's kiwi farms not ukraine

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I mean, yeah, but people so guilliable nowadays that they're believing anything.
Like, people are now believing that there's a FUCKING "SLAVIC IRONMAN" IN THE SKY, LIKE, THE UKRAINIAN ARMY JUST DEPLOYED A HUMANOID ROBOT IN THE SKY RIGHT NOW AND HE'S PUNCHING ALL RUSSIAN PLANES AND LIKE MY MARVEL MOVIES!!
...and people belive that shit.

People have believed wilder shit for less reason.

 

[IKOL]

All of a sudden Russian protesters go home.

#NoFundNoFuns.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Imagine this: at some point, maybe in the very near future, there will be a war won entirely by shitposting.

And Kiwi Farms will take its rightful place as the world's lone superpower.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Germany now helping out massively with weaponry :
“The Russian attack marks a turning point. It is our duty to do our best to help Ukraine defend against the invading army of Putin. That's why we're supplying 1000 anti-tank weapons and 500 stinger missiles to our friends in Ukraine.”
https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1497635045888167941

We will liberate Ukraine from the judaic Bolsheviks
Heil Hitler