Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[CaesarCzech]

I made an exploitable version:

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Use Helvetica Neue or white 36-point Segoe UI Regular to make him say anything and everything, like so:

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Some examples of "Fun Facts":

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Would be interesting if you suddenly got Russians making fake instructions that get Ukrainians killed.

 

[Saleh]

I absolutely fucking hate this cocky attitude that normies are displaying everywhere about Ukraine.

They believe the propaganda (specially that "Ghost of kiev" bullshit)
They believe that the Ukries killed 6 gorillion Ruskies and destroyed 5000 tanks in 2 days.

And the worst is that they sincerily believe the Ukries won't ever use propaganda because they're angels of justice and that they will never say a lie. (bullshit, I say)

 

[Kane Lives]

I absolutely fucking hate this cocky attitude that normies are displaying everywhere about Ukraine.

They believe the propaganda (specially that "Ghost of kiev" bullshit)
They think the Ukries killed 6 gorillion Ruskies and destroyed 5000 tanks in 2 days.

And the worst is that they think the Ukries won't ever use propaganda because they're angels of justice and that they will never say a lie. (bullshit, I say)

Just enjoy the pikachu faces when Russia inevitably takes Kiev and probably level several city blocks in the process.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

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This is fucking disgusting. These women would do literally anything to get out of a warzone, and so of course a bunch of faggot incels are going to take advantage of them so they can finally get some pussy. To anyone who does this: I hope your dick falls off before you even get a chance to get it wet.

 

[Richardface]

I absolutely fucking hate this cocky attitude that normies are displaying everywhere about Ukraine.

They believe the propaganda (specially that "Ghost of kiev" bullshit)
They think the Ukries killed 6 gorillion Ruskies and destroyed 5000 tanks in 2 days.

And the worst is that they think the Ukries won't ever use propaganda because they're angels of justice and that they will never say a lie. (bullshit, I say)

The only things we fundamentally know are there is fighting near Kiev and that there appear to be Russian troops near Melitopol and Kherson

 

[Übertroon]

The fact that there are so many shills in this thread coping and defending a failed HIV ridden shithole full of muslims and pretending that they "fight against muh globohomo" by invading a 98% white/christian orthodox country is hilarious. Like holy shit your daddy wont give you the hero of the Soviet Union medal for sucking their dick on a kiwi cultivation forum you fucking retards, relax.

It's clear though also that despite what social media says Ukraine isn't winning this. But Ukraine having the upper hand in propaganda and the russophile seethe is also fun.

 

[WaveBreak]

Its prolly been said before but Sean Penn is is in fucking Kiev rn making a documentary about the russian invasion????? This man is fucking crazy, same guy who went out of his way to interview el chapo, which lead to his arrest

 

[Richardface]

Would be interesting if you suddenly got Russians making fake instructions that get Ukrainians killed.

You mean like "there are Russian saboteurs driving captured ukranian vehicles in captured ukranian uniforms operating behind our lines"

 

[Protistology]

This is fucking disgusting. These women would do literally anything to get out of a warzone, and so of course a bunch of faggot incels are going to take advantage of them so they can finally get some pussy. To anyone who does this: I hope your dick falls off before you even get a chance to get it wet.

lol calm down. Hate the game, not the player.

 

[tyko]

I absolutely fucking hate this cocky attitude that normies are displaying everywhere about Ukraine.

They believe the propaganda (specially that "Ghost of kiev" bullshit)
They think the Ukries killed 6 gorillion Ruskies and destroyed 5000 tanks in 2 days.

And the worst is that they think the Ukries won't ever use propaganda because they're angels of justice and that they will never say a lie. (bullshit, I say)

The "Russia is actually struggling" propaganda is made for Russians so they'll be less inclined to support the war.
The "This one Ukrainian woman killed a gazillion russians" propaganda is made for Ukrainians so they'll be less inclined to surrender.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I absolutely fucking hate this cocky attitude that normies are displaying everywhere about Ukraine.

They believe the propaganda (specially that "Ghost of kiev" bullshit)
They believe that the Ukries killed 6 gorillion Ruskies and destroyed 5000 tanks in 2 days.

And the worst is that they sincerily believe the Ukries won't ever use propaganda because they're angels of justice and that they will never say a lie. (bullshit, I say)

It's amazing too because Ukraine has already been caught just outright lying about numerous things now.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

I made an exploitable version:

Wyświetl załącznik 3020090

Use Helvetica Neue or white 36-point Segoe UI Regular to make him say anything and everything, like so:

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Some examples of "Fun Facts":

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Can you please make it look like he is trying to sexually exploit desperate Ukrainian women so that the feminists freak out and cancel him? (IE. Fun Fact, #Ukraine: Ukrainian women will do literally anything to get out of the country right now. The price of a plane ticket will score you a lifetime of pussy. Please do have fun.)

We could literally destroy this asshole.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

This is fucking disgusting. These women would do literally anything to get out of a warzone, and so of course a bunch of faggot incels are going to take advantage of them so they can finally get some pussy. To anyone who does this: I hope your dick falls off before you even get a chance to get it wet.

Simp

 

[burntwater]

I wonder how Putin will react if Russia gets kicked out of SWIFT? That kind of sounds like the nuclear option of sanctions and I doubt he'll be too happy.

 

[Vince McMahon]

It's clear though also that despite what social media says Ukraine isn't winning this. But Ukraine having the upper hand in propaganda and the russophile seethe is also fun.

Obviously, Russia has a superior army but at the same time, it appears that Putin really thought that it was going to be a walk in the park. Almost as if you really don't want an unchangeable strongman at the head of your country, eh?

 

[God of Nothing]

This is fucking disgusting. These women would do literally anything to get out of a warzone, and so of course a bunch of faggot incels are going to take advantage of them so they can finally get some pussy. To anyone who does this: I hope your dick falls off before you even get a chance to get it wet.

lol
it's either them or the russians and multiple countries have announced they're not taking ukraines for refugees

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Guys I have been save scumming through Civ VI on emperor all night and there’s totally a way Ukraine can win a land war against russia if they can hold kyiv long enough to build a rock band and win a cultural victory.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

So basically I am not a milsperg but Kyiv is facing down Russian formations called Battalion Tactical Groups 14 of them supposedly for about 11,000 if the rumor I heard is right and some mil site has a doc describing them and how to counter them
https://www.benning.army.mil/armor/eARMOR/content/issues/2017/Spring/2Fiore17.pdf
Fuck if I know what kind of Formations Ukraine uses or if these tactics work I will let more expert kiwis offer input on it.

[Unit Level] Tactical Group/Combat Team is a term for a combined arms unit that more or less means "that much infantry, plus a level below of armor and artillery". At doctrine strength, that's going to mean about 4200 infantrymen, 140 tanks and 168-252 artillery pieces of varying types, minus combat and logistical losses. Simply put, that's nowhere near enough to take a defended city, so no surprise that they didn't make real moves on that front today. They're going to dick around in the outskirts gathering recon, waiting for reinforcements, and really fucking hoping that the Ukranian government folds before they actually have to go in there.

 

[Animewasamistake]

I absolutely fucking hate this cocky attitude that normies are displaying everywhere about Ukraine.

They believe the propaganda (specially that "Ghost of kiev" bullshit)
They believe that the Ukries killed 6 gorillion Ruskies and destroyed 5000 tanks in 2 days.

And the worst is that they sincerily believe the Ukries won't ever use propaganda because they're angels of justice and that they will never say a lie. (bullshit, I say)

Bugmen who have played paradox games and watch marvel movies are far smarter than the Russian high command. and if the ukrainians are doing so poorly why has the ghost of Ukraine killed 9,000 fighters?

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Member of Azov reporting today from Mariupol. They've been bombed with rockets and attacked with tanks, but still hold their ground.

This is also the place where they found that Right Sector basement hideout.

This man was nicknamed by Russian /pol/ as the "slavic gigachad".

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NGL if i had the president of my country fighting with me and my neo-nazi bros, the very second there was free time i'd be demanding he record some pro1488 vids for the boys. and the second he tries arguing bring up the fact that we're the only reason he's alive. I want that kike comedian admitting the holocaust was a lie and that hitler was a great man and that operation barbarossa was justified and that communism is the ideology of evil. Beyond that force him to shout out every one of my favorite websites, if he's going to use nazis to fuel his defense, we need as much footage of him embracing the ideology so when the war ends he can't be a faggot.

Worse case scenario things stay the way they are, best case by repping the Roman it improves Western thought about the fash worldwide. Fuck it i'd be demanding he repeat every meme quote from my imageboards too. He knows the west ain't doing shit. So might as well get him saying "george floyd deserved to die" on tape.