Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[LaxerBRO]

The USA is giving Ukraine some money. Better late then never I guess?
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Link

What's the goal?

You still have to purchase the weapons and transport them in.

About as useful as putting a Band-Aid on a .50 caliber rifle exit wound.

 

[mr.moon1488]

absolutely brutal and embarrassing if true.Wyświetl załącznik 3019481

lol This is like some North Korea level claims.

 

[theshep]

tfw your country does not have an open-air convertible stealth jet. feelsbadman.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=zm2odB-tp4s:70

Is that actually possible? I don't think so. It has been years since I've dealt with physics, but surely the pilots head would at least be flat against the head rest? Unless of course it was close to stalling speed, while they filmed it.

I think this is propaganda.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Russians lost and asking for directions.
Russian tanks/APCs running out of gas and trying to barter with locals.

Ahahahaha are you fucking serious?

Also, the bit about not holding cities...what the actual fuck is Putin trying to do here? Zerg Rush the capital, force a surrender on Russian-friendly terms to fuck over Ukraine from ever being able to resist Russia again, and then peace the fuck out? Like, the supply logistics ALONE would be in turmoil because of how much uncontrolled territory the Ruskies are now in.

Hell, even Chernobyl is sick of the Russians if the reports about the radiation rising almost immediately upon the Russians showing up are true.

 

[Captain Wetbeard]

An ancient Greek tradition they learned from the Byzantines?

Imagine how rough it is for Ukrainian women rn, jk they're matching with Russian soldiers on Tinder because they like it rough XD

 

[Meat Target]

What do you mean, I heard that they have killed thousands of vehicles, shot down all of Russia's air force, and basically massacred all of Russia's troop strength. I know it's true, the Ukrainian government and western media told me so.

Zelensky just kicked down the front door of the Kremlin and chopped off Putin's head with an axe. My 4-year-old told me how glorious it was that Democracy has prevailed, and then Einstein clapped.

 

[Fcret]

I still think the Ruskies are gonna win in the end, even if the invasion has been rockier than expected.

If they don't win, they would never live it down. The main issue is that they've been stumped enough for people to entertain the thought of them losing in the first place.

 

[дядя Боря]

they attacked kiev with 40,000 troops last night if reports are right and still have not made and serious attempts to take the city.
some russian retard order 2 cargo planes full of soldiers to fly into a combat zone to be destroyed.
Russian airforce not targeting UKR troops directly but focusing on fuel and airports leaving the bulk of fighting men still effective.
taking cities and immediately abandoning them back to the Ukrainians so they can go on to kiev.
Russians lost and asking for directions.
Russian tanks/APCs running out of gas and trying to barter with locals.
infrantry advance outpacing armor/arty support.
bombing neutral countries cargo ships.
Kazakhstan refusing to send Russia any military aid.
French GIGN in kiev to protect the embassy offering safe haven for Zelesnky to lead from kiev even if the city is taken.
Russia getting cut out of SWIFT seems likely Germany, italy, hungary, and US are for it.
Russian economy destroyed
Russia bonds getting downgraded to Junk status.
NATO military aid streaming across the polish border
US offering to extract Kiev government if required (offer refused)

seriously. there should not be this many fuck ups. The biggest fuck up is that this could have all be avoided if the old Russian puppet government had not taken the bait and started shooting protestors. this would not have happened if Russia had not sperged out and invaded Ukraine. what the fuck man.

good night.
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Russian army is spelled "fuckup" in reverse


Expectation vs reality:

 

[verissimus]

absolutely brutal and embarrassing if true.Wyświetl załącznik 3019481

Ok...then show all of them. Televise what unit they supposedly belong to.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

The vile enemy, suffering grievous blows and losses, continues his cowardly advance

- The Russians are machine gunning random civilians and purposely committing war crimes.
- The Russians are bartering with locals for fuel.

Pick one.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

absolutely brutal and embarrassing if true.Wyświetl załącznik 3019481

If they really have lost 3.5K troops as of this morning, that means they've lost about half as many troops as the US lost in the entire War on Terror.

This is going to be an invasion to fucking study in hindsight.

 

[killeveryonebombairport]

An ancient Greek tradition they learned from the Byzantines?

do not forget kiev was first place where slavs build chirchm traditions unite both nations

 

[Saleh]

People, how many dead Russians can you count from the videos and photos that have been shown so far?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

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Small tits, for the homeland! Viva CCCP!

~SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~

 

[BeeseChurger]

I still think the Ruskies are gonna win in the end, even if the invasion has been rockier than expected.

If you think that they'll win then why would you advocate for this LIVE FREE OR DIE ON YOUR KNEES approach?
Most people die beyond what's reasonable because they believe, in their heart of hearts, that they can succeed
So you're saying that the Ukes should die for no reason "for the memes"?

 

[absolutelynotfbi]

People, how many dead Russians can you count from the videos and photos that have been shown so far?

At least 2

 

[Tommy's Mom]

I think this is propaganda.

I just think the concept of a convertible stealth jet is top-tier hilarity, which is why I posted it. It's just so on-its-face stupid, and that makes it comedy gold.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

Alright, livestream's back on! No more fancy music, just silence and birds at the moment. https://youtube.com/watch?v=1e0MV6ox-OE

OK, can someone explain to me exactly where the fuck the Russians are supposed to be located? News have been saying that they are on the outskirts of Kiev for like 30 hours now, we should be hearing non-stop artillery and gunshots, this just looks like any other day.

 

[AGPinochet]

People, how many dead Russians can you count from the videos and photos that have been shown so far?

maybe 20

 

[draggs]

What's the goal?

You still have to purchase the weapons and transport them in.

About as useful as putting a Band-Aid on a .50 caliber rifle exit wound.

Russia has not been successful in the last 36 hours at shutting down ammunition shipments from Poland once they cross the border

This is not the kind of war where airplanes are overhead everywhere constantly shooting up anything moving on the roads day or night