[11-30-2015] Phil is still lying about his weight

[Psycho]

Poor Phil. Autism is interfering with his ability to perform enough math to figure out his correct weight.

 

[Erubetie]

What I want to know is where the scales that Phil claims to use to weigh himself are, and why he doesn't ever photo the gauge to show how fat he is. Oh, right, he's totally full of shit. My mistake!

 

[Ruin]

So according to filthy Phil he went from 250+ pounds to 191 in less than a month. Holy shit maybe he really does have AIDS.

 

[VLAD]

So according to filthy Phil he went from 250+ pounds to 191 in less than a month. Holy shit maybe he really does have AIDS.

That, or he's getting a lot of exercise. I hear biking's a great way to burn calories.

 

[Positron]

That, or he's getting a lot of exercise. I hear biking's a great way to burn calories.

Or he really had his balls chopped off, and his balls are made of lead.

 

[HickoryDickory]

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Hot damn, lookin' good, Philly!

I didn't know ADF played the pig in DreadOut. The definition fits him perfectly, too!

Someone who gained wealth through the practice of black magic. In their wild-hog form, they are able to drain money from its surrounding houses which amasses near their current location.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

He posted about it on Facebook, that must mean it's true!

 

[GetShrekt]

Also, Phil doesn't have his phone anymore as referenced in this Facebook post, so there's no way he could take a picture of the scales to confirm it's true. Not that it was stopping him from taking said picture before.

 

['tism]

191 stone more like.

 

[Apocalypso]

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Also, Phil doesn't have his phone anymore as referenced in this Facebook post, so there's no way he could take a picture of the scales to confirm it's true. Not that it was stopping him from taking said picture before.

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And we've found our new lead for another Star Wars movie spin-off of Jabba the Hutt.

 

[waffle]

How tall's Phil? If he's a short guy I could see him being like 220 with no muscle.

 

[RP 520]

How tall's Phil? If he's a short guy I could see him being like 220 with no muscle.

I think he claimed to be 5'10" in a past fb post, yet in most pictures seen of him he looks like he's around 5'5" If he's 5'5" I could see him being around 220-240, but if he's 5'10" then he would probably be pushing 300-310.

 

[tweaker the cat]

He's 5'10". We're the same height and I'm 5'10"

 

[Randy Lahey]

And we've found our new lead for another Star Wars movie spin-off of Jabba the Hutt.

Jabba the Gutt?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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Also, Phil doesn't have his phone anymore as referenced in this Facebook post, so there's no way he could take a picture of the scales to confirm it's true. Not that it was stopping him from taking said picture before.

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Assuming he's not just lying about having lost his phone, how would he be posting to Facebook? I imagine every library on the West Coast must have banned him by now.

 

[GetShrekt]

Assuming he's not just lying about having lost his phone, how would he be posting to Facebook? I imagine every library on the West Coast must have banned him by now.

The Long Haul's got computers that he can use, and we know for a fact he's still (currently) allowed inside.

 

[Surtur]

The Long Haul's got computers that he can use, and we know for a fact he's still (currently) allowed inside.

Until he chimps and tries to eat the mouse. Also, ten bucks says he hogs the computers.

 

[GetShrekt]

You can't even draw him thin when you ink over an actual photo of the guy. Sure, I exaggerated a few things but that wasn't my intention at first.

 

[Psycho]

The Long Haul's got computers that he can use, and we know for a fact he's still (currently) allowed inside.

He's good at making people uncomfortable; it won't be long before he upsets enough people that he's kicked out of Long Haul

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So all of Phil's heroes killed colonizers? What a sad angry white man he obviously is.

Also I'm totes 30 kg you guys.