🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Niggernerd]

Inb4 big ecelebs like Rogan start laughing at the gunt and wonder how a human body can get so rotund

 

[Terrorist]

Inb4 big ecelebs like Rogan start laughing at the gunt and wonder how a human body can get so rotund

Rogan captivated by Ralph's head size and asking about head expansion techniques to further enlarge his

 

[Sneakypete]

You know, the last time I saw everyone come together to dunk on someone was…….. wait, I can’t place it. What was the last time that everybody was unified in making someone feel bad? Someone who was a blight and utterly deserved being spit-roasted for the amusement of the masses.

I think there was a quarry and a king?

Tonka

 

[Niggernerd]

Rogan captivated by Ralph's head size and asking about head expansion techniques to further enlarge his

Tik-tok creates the ralph challenge where you ruin your internet presence and life as quick as possible

 

[State Champ]

Inb4 big ecelebs like Rogan start laughing at the gunt and wonder how a human body can get so rotund

"No, I'm serious, he actually pulls his thumb out then sniffs it. Jaime, pull up that video."

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Maybe Ralph's plan is to be such an enormous retard that he gets mainstream attention.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe Ralph's plan is to be such an enormous retard that he gets mainstream attention.

Or establish himself as such a mammoth retard that he's legally entitled to tard bucks.

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

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Congrats to anyone who big-think-reacted to this. This post was typed exclusively by my ass - with a little help from iOS predictive text - using my unlocked phone in my pocket.

I wish there was some way I could prove this is true and I haven’t just gone straight retarded from laughing so hard at the gunt this week. Even my ass is laughing at you, Ralph - are you going to write an article on that too?

 

[Tiger Jack]

You know, the last time I saw everyone come together to dunk on someone was…….. wait, I can’t place it. What was the last time that everybody was unified in making someone feel bad? Someone who was a blight and utterly deserved being spit-roasted for the amusement of the masses.

I think there was a quarry and a king?

“I’M NOT THE NEW MUNDANEMATT! I’M NOT THE NEW MUNDANEMATT!” He continued to shriek, as he slowly transformed into a boulder.

 

[Laura Loomer]

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1489452475736330241?s=20&t=foJS_t_Z_zDlMEg3gQxDPA

Edit: backup of the anime rabbit stream here

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Ethan ralph is being so stupid chris chan could dab on him

 

[deodorant]

This is an excellent lesson in karmic retribution.

If he hadn't been so petty as to literally fly halfway across the world just to fuck with some guy he hates, none of this would have happened.

Now his entire world is collapsing around him.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Ethan ralph is being so stupid chris chan could dab on him

Only when he goes back to jail and they’re cellmates! That’s a real possibility considering location.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan ralph is being so stupid chris chan could dab on him

Chris Chan could literally step on him.
6'1''
5'1''

Ralph standing next to Chris is equivalent to a pig standing next to a giraffe.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

The vtuber's stream:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wDZTNNQ7VMM

Was this backed up anywhere? I completely missed it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Chris Chan could literally step on him.
6'1''
5'1''

Ralph standing next to Chris is equivalent to a pig standing next to a giraffe.

Chris could probably kick his ass too. He's bigger, has tard rage, much better shape especially now that he's been in jail too. He's gotten into fights before, especially with the police.

 

[AnOminous]

If he hadn't been so petty as to literally fly halfway across the world just to fuck with some guy he hates, none of this would have happened.

The absolute unnecessariness of this is what makes it the most hilarious Gunt event ever. None of this needed to happen. None of what the Gunt was trying to do even made any sense. Like somehow spending a bunch of money to fly to Lisbon and eat Burger King owned Warski? How?

Does this make any sense to anyone? It is the most retarded own I've ever even heard. Even if it had gone smoothly, it would still have been absolute tard level bullshit.

But instead he got permanently gimped for life and probably brain damaged too. Congrats Ralph. WINNING! Banging those seven gram rocks!

 

[Fivehead]

My ideal chain of events:

• Ralph continues to spiral out of control as his former friends and colleagues dab on him while assuming his streaming empire.
• He returns to America from Portugal. Instead of seeing his pregnant wife, he jumps in his truck and drives to North Carolina with a baseball bat.
• He goes to Gator"s house and tries to literally kill him.
• Gator either shoots him in self-defense or calls the police and Gunt goes to prison.

Please, God, let it be so.

 

[Matt Damon]

If he hadn't been so petty as to literally fly halfway across the world just to fuck with some guy he hates

It would've been bad enough if that had worked, but Warski didn't care and was dabbing on him for wasting his money even before he got his skull broken.

Has anyone ever expended more time and money to fail on so many levels?

 

[Retink]

None of what the Gunt was trying to do even made any sense. Like somehow spending a bunch of money to fly to Lisbon and eat Burger King owned Warski? How?

Well, you see, it's all very simple you just need to be a retarded wigger with brain damage and it's all logical.

But seriously, this was one of the most retarded things he could have done and it resulted in the most retarded outcome for him, when all he had to do was have a nice vacation in a foreign country but instead he found a way to fuck in ways unimaginable to anyone. Yet still he comes out and claims that he's winning and it makes him a real man that knows who his real friends are.