🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Postal Pippa]

Yes Ralph, you have a son. That you will NEVER get to meet. Youre so blessed and winning.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a gentleman who studies fedoras, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls trilbies fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of brimmed hats, which includes things from stetsons to pork pie hats to bowler hats.

So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "call the rimmed ones fedoras?" Let's get bowlers and top hats in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A trilby is a trilby and a member of the fedora family. But that's not what you said. You said a trilby is a fedora, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fedora family fedoras, which means you'd call top hats, bowlers, and other hats fedoras, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Jim doesn't want to leave jade alone in the world with a fuckin child when he croaks gunt. Unlike you with Xander

 

[Insanely Retarded]

"Former friends" that's what Gator was reduced to.

He claimed he was going to travel back this weekend because he doesn't give a fuck about the recommendations.

 

[Rei is shit]

How many times has he mentioned smoking cuba cigars now?

 

[FFinfo]

Yes Ralph, you have a son. That you will NEVER get to meet. Youre so blessed and winning.

Ralph doesn't have a son. There's no legal evidence and I don't want to get sued for libel when Xander turns 18 for besmirching his character with an unfounded allegation of being a guntling.

 

[Postal Pippa]

How many times has he mentioned smoking cuba cigars now?

Around 15. He knows there isnt an embargo on em anymore right? He still thinks its high class or some shit.

 

[Jose Jordan]

He can’t yell because he doesn’t want to show teeth

 

[Insanely Retarded]

"Can't cut a full wrestling promo..."

Oh shit Gator on Flam's stream full on alogging Ralph. Calling his stream "vintage kumite", "dead air", etc.

 

[Tiger Jack]

“I’m so blessed by my family I take every opportunity I can to escape them.”

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Isn't there a clip where Ralph called Jim his father figure despite being 4 years older than you? How can a internet acquaintance be a father figure?

 

[Niggernerd]

Around 15. He knows there isnt an embargo on em anymore right? He still thinks its high class or some shit.

Well it is the guy who thinks he's winning by eating over priced plain steaks from Vegas

 

[Noproblemo]

GAYTOR SNAKING!!!!

 

[Absurdity]

Crocodile tears for Gaydur. That's what you get you guntguarding jigglejanny!

 

[Fuzzy Shucker]

Can't believe Gaytor's joined the A-logs...

 

[Radical Cadre]

Hearing Gator dunk on Ralph with Flamingo is pretty kino.

 

[JustStopDude]

If Ralph can't pass a PCR test, he won't be allowed into the US.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

GAYTOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Top Skink]

GAYDURR REDUMBPTION ARC?

better really, really, really, really, really, really, insanely, come one, what are you waiting for, hurry up nigger, alright we're leaving you, really really, really late than ever.

 

[Rotollo 2]

ralph should just say that gator was possessed by demons