🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Głosy: 600 24,8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Głosy: 1 305 53,9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Głosy: 518 21,4%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    2 423
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Dammit Mandrake! powiedział(a):
Glad to see that Jim is going strong the last couple months. This is good stuff. Null is comfy but Jim is fun.

Ralph literally can't help himself. You could be mistaken if you thought he was playing a character but maybe he is just retarded.
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“Do not go gentle into that good night.”

Jim is embracing that philosophy in a very interesting way, that or he’s on an upswing. Either way, KONTENT!
 
@Null should be very happy Ralph is a true and honest fan and rely so much on the info credibility of the Karen Farms, he used it to attack Metokur. But he totally does not read his thread tho, and was totally not prompted by our mockery to go off on the terminally ill.
 
I am curious at whatever was going on behind the scenes the last two years concerning Jim and Ralph. Ralph was always telegraphing weird messages to Jim the way he would talk about him or if they were on good terms. It was creepy shit. Jim remained uncharacteristically silent for two years.

But Ralph has absolutely immolated himself online the last two years, and specifically burnt every last bridge that remained.

Jim decided his silence wasn’t worth the Gunt’s silence anymore. Piggy being in Lisbon away from his hard drive full of dirt on everyone he’s ever communicated with (along with 4 terabytes of blacked porn) for the past six years will make Ralph’s scorched earth campaign much harder.

Ralph has absolute scum remaining in his fan club, but even they would be disgusted if he tries to own Jim with jokes about him being sick or face dox.

Trolling a sick guy the internet likes about dying and doxing him seems like the stupidest, most self-destructive thing Ralph could possibly do, so I guess it’s gonna happen.
 
Ralph talks about loyalty all the time, but look at how he only categorizes people by what they do for him, and how much money they have made him. Almost like he's a two-faced sociopath with no morals or something. He threw his most trusted janny, a complete sycophant that crawled through the mud for him, literally for years, to the curb over a light ribbing. Where's the loyalty there, fatty?

80% of Ralphs dwindling audience loves Jim a lot more than they do this toothless wigger. This is not going to go how Ralph hopes it will.
 
There was Ralph and there was Jim. Both men were dying. Ralph hated Jim. Jim was mildly amused by Ralph.

Jim had earned the enmity of God, who had gazed down with anger upon his weeb-like degeneracy as it spilled over into the sabbath, and punished him with literal cancer-AIDS. It was your run of the mill Greek tragedy playing out in some American flyover state.

Jim would superglue pieces of Gunpla kits to his skin in an attempt to transform himself into a mecha-cyborg who would be able to defend Tokyo from pterodactyl attacks. His greatest fear was that the wife that he had grown from the DNA of Hitler and Emperor Hirohito would discover that Japan had surrendered at the end of World War II, and would draw him into a protracted ground war with one of Joseph Biden's elite transexual divisions. He made a living selling letterman jackets to Marty McFly who would take them back with him to the 1980s in his DeLorean. Jim liked to refer to Marty as 'Shaky' but only one of them got the joke.

Ralph had allowed himself to become so morbidly obese that, when his gunt gurgled, it sounded like the second Joy Division album. The continental overhang of his colossal belly was in the process of forming itself into a pair of drooping lobes that resembled the flaccid buttocks of a centenarian. Speculation was rampant within the medical community that he would eventually evolve an auxiliary arsehole that was necessary to void the colossal amount of shit that he produced.

Jim resided on Anime Avenue – a whimsical place place where Asian schoolgirls entered werewolves into dog beauty pageants, in the hope that they would place second and win the planet Saturn.

Ralph was a gentleman of the road. When he wasn't travelling he resided in casinos and hospitals. He had been tricked by a transexual witch into impregnating a paraphillic horse with his bonsai penis. Despite this rare slip-up, he regarded himself as a fighter, not a lover – a man who had once single-handedly beaten-off a quartet of tattooed Portuguese sailors in a Lisbon alleyway.

The only thing that the two men had in common was their love of the Canadian rock band, Nickelback. They were constantly quoting from the band's songs in their social media posts and arguing over which Nickelback album was the best. Whenever the band played the Hyperbowl in Jim's home town, he would always pay for the best seats in the house. Ralph would usually be comped tickets to the Nickelback show by whatever Las Vegas casino had taken the lion's share of his money.

Aside from their devotion to Nickelback, which was all encompassing, the two men had very little in common and did not get on well.
 
MirnaMinkoff powiedział(a):
Piggy being in Lisbon away from his hard drive full of dirt on everyone he’s ever communicated with (along with 4 terabytes of blacked porn) for the past six years will make Ralph’s scorched earth campaign much harder.
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Absolute :optimistic: autism here but imagine if May was in on it and bricked the drives before uploading all her dirt on Ralph and then disappearing from Ralph’s life forever.
 
Desktop User2 powiedział(a):
@Null should be very happy Ralph is a true and honest fan and rely so much on the info credibility of the Karen Farms, he used it to attack Metokur. But he totally does not read his thread tho, and was totally not prompted by our mockery to go off on the terminally ill.
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but which one do you think he reads most?
 
I can hear the raspy smoker laugh from here.

Good on Gator for finally sacking up. I want a MATI with Null, Gator, and @Flamenco discussing Ralph, that'd be fun. Assuming Gator doesn't actually think Nool is possessed by a demon or something. (It sounded like a CHRIST IS KANG larp to please Ralph to me.)
 
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