🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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Yes, the base formula gives figures for goats (15% body fat) steer (20%) , and pigs (25%). I estimate she is 40% body fat.
I think the 40% is way off. Its far higher.

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So if she does her usual ‘sneaking out while he’s asleep’ and appears on the Long Road, or at home anytime before 10am, we could guess she’s likely still drunk after a bottle of Baileys and tequila.
Her weed excuse of, “I took a nap!!” Or “smoking doesn’t effect me!!” won‘t work now.

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Excuse my flair of autism, but after her sing-blurting lines from Lady Gaga’s Love Games this week, and now with the Baileys, shes going a bit ‘Old Gregg’.

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Old Gregg: What did it mean to you to see that? Did it mean you love me?
Howard: No, It didn't.
Old Gregg: Could you learn to love me?
Howard: No, I couldn't. I don't love you!
Old Gregg: You do love me.
Howard: No, I don't!
Old Gregg: You do love me.
Howard: No, I don't.
Old Gregg: You love me and you've seen me and you know me. I'm Old Gregg!

(Howard Moon even calls himself ‘Papa Moon’ at the start of the sketch.
It’s full of weird coincidences, even allusions to Null in there, and then there’s Old Gregg’s awful portraits... and him flashing Howard with his light up ‘man-gina’, utterly cancellable comedy from less than 20 years ago.)
 
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That is some shit-tier mukbang here, Nader. The way you eat and drink is morbidly horrible to the point it's par with Chinny's disgusting mukbang eating style.
Shit-tier is any & all mookbungz. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 That's the only level those videos occupy. Watching someone eat on the internet is nauseating no matter who it is. I'll never understand it. #ThanksJapan.
 
Yes, the base formula gives figures for goats (15% body fat) steer (20%) , and pigs (25%). I estimate she is 40% body fat.
Chantal is much more than 40% body fat. Try about 86%
In the very early days when Chantal went to the gym, she tried a machine that measures body fat and instead of giving a reading, it gave an error. That is how high her body fat was back then and she has only gotten fatter since.
Those machines error out at 50%. I suspect she's around the 70-75% body fat range...but I'm not an expert... and while the photos posted by @Kitty kitty cat are informative they aren't really an accurate depiction by any means.

The only weigh in believable as done by a doctor she was 379lbs and 56.8% body fat. About 210lbs of pure fat and about 110 in lean body mass. I am pretty sure. The rest of the mass other oragans.

A good way to tell if a women is a petie frame is to look at their ankles and forearms below the elbow. If these are siezable and they are not fat. They have larger skeletons. Like difference between Asians and westerners. So miss skinny ankles here ... should be a petite 5ft and therefore closer to 130 than 150lbs for normal weight.

You hit obese at 32% body fat as a woman 25% for men. Body fat measures in scales are very silly. They really will go crazy with hydration difference. Measuring is the best way.

Edit - the figures from Ellana post as I can't re add quotes in mobile
Chantal weighed in at 369.7lbs
210lbs of Body Fat / 159lbs of Lean Body Fat
119lbs of Body Water and Dry Lean Body Mass
Her BMI is 66.5
56.8% Body Fat %
 
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Not only this, but the one or two memorable fights they had during which he purportedly became physically violent with her, she claimed they had been drinking. We know Chinny lies, but this was confessed during a time when she was admitting to doing heavier stuff, so why lie about what they were doing at the time of the fight? In any case, 🤞.


There is one major difference here.

Whiskey and vodka: ew, icky.

Bailey's: oh my gawwwd it's so creamy you guise

She's just paving the road to alcohol addiction, is all.



Which addiction has she replaced? More like piling one addiction on top of the other.
it's sugar. Bailey's and other crap is like a candy. fattening as fuck too.
 
Just dropping this here for when she's protesting later that didn't go to the trap last night.

"People akshually know anyways that when I go MIA I'm at your (Nader's) house."
- Chantal Sarault, January 27th 2022

MIA= not streaming for 8+ hours a day.
 
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This nigger thinks he's worthy of an ad every 4 minutes.
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Look at the amount of mid-roll ads in his video. This is for getting money on YouTube, and this is how Nader use it? Nader, you don't know shit about putting mid-roll ads in the correct video. Nigger thinks he can put those ads in any video like a god, while the way he adjusts it is retarded. Chinny is as retarded as Nader in terms of putting mid-roll ads.
 
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She won't drink herself into alcoholism sheerly for the convenience of it because she lives in a legal country so weed is easy to get also. I agree the pure sugar desert flavours would probably get her addicted but I hope for everybody's sake she doesn't because this cunt will drink drive


Also to people saying she won't get addicted she used to smoke weed long ago but didn't become dependent until the livestream mid life crisis arc she absolutely will become hooked at some point and eventually become hooked on something else as a transfer addiction, these sickly baileys concoctions are going to fuck her shit up
 
Those machines error out at 50%. I suspect she's around the 70-75% body fat range...but I'm not an expert... and while the photos posted by @Kitty kitty cat are informative they aren't really an accurate depiction by any means.
I agree with the estimate, that were near the 70%. I know the pictures arent 100% accurate but they do give a hint to what you could look like at a certain percent. Personally I think, that the fact that the majority of americans, and some europeans, are considered obese and that the average size sold in the us is a 16, skews our opinion on a normal body size. Most ppl would think that the women with a 25% - 30%body fat is skinny, while infact shes closer to what normal should be like.


So how does the Serault physigue measure up?
We all know Chantal lies but I think we all agree, that her height is 5.1. At that height, her weight should be between 100 and 132 lbs.
Chantal "weigh in" at 340 lbs. Im being charitable here, because I do believe shes close to or over the 400. Her BMI clocks in, at a whopping 64,2. I know BMI doesnt aaccount for individuals who are very muscular, but thats not really our kween.

As a fun fact, Chris bumstead would have been considered obese when he hit the olympia stage at a BMI of 31,3 but with a single digit bodyfat %. Chinny however is NOT a Bumstead.

Now how much of Chantal is fat? calculating the weight of her lean bodymass and the split that out in to different factions like fx her muscles and skeleton would be easier, if we could force her into a lab but for the average human, 14% of their total bodyweight is bonemass. Even though she doesnt have a backbone at all, 14 percent is probably a good guess but Im a nice Kitty today, so Ill calculate 15. Often the morbidly obese will have denser bones in the legs bc of the weight they carry.
The average weight of the internal organs in an adult, is around 22 lbs. Her liver is probably larger than average but her brain is def smaller, so good enough.
That means, that out of her 340 lbs(lol) 51 lbs is skeleton and 22 lbs is internal organs. Note that both is considered to belong in lean mass along tendons, ligaments and bodily fluid(ewwww). Basically everything that isnt lean mass is fat.
Calculation lean mass precisely would require equipment and when calculated through different formulas, the result varies.

FormulaLean Body MassBody Fat
Boer1
140.8 lbs (41%)​
59%​
James2
40.5 lbs (12%)​
88%​
Hume3
147.9 lbs (44%)​
56%​


The reason a lot of fat ppl have a decent amount of muscle mass, especially in their legs, is bc of the weight theyre lugging around. Now Chantal is sedentary af. I concur she does have quite a lot of trips to the fridge and the toilet but if she hits 2000 steps a day max, its a good day, so the legs probably arent as muscular as a fattie the same weight walking 7000 steps. Personally I believe that makes it realistic, that her bodyfat percentage is around the 70%. There is ofcourse the water content of chinny, thats a factor in the determination of lean body mass and Im not sure how to measure the copius amount of shit she also contains. Ohh well
The fitness organization American Council on Exercise (ACE) uses the following classification system for female body fat percentage:
ClassificationBody fat percentage (%)
Athletes14–20
Fitness21–24
Acceptable/Average25–31
Obese32 and up

All this sperging basically comes down to this. Chantal is fat as fuck and only a cracked out camelhumper would have sex with her, surprice surprice, and she would need agrresive treatment in order to actually loose the +200lbs shes hurpling around with. After that, were talking massive skin removal surgery and physiotherapy. That will never happen, so were stuck with our gargantuan "goddess" for how ever long that will be,
 
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I think all the drinking shit is wishful thinking and not going to happen as expected/hoped for. It's not. What I'm *really* wondering is how she is going to top her shaving her head when shit implodes yet again. What is the next level after that? Tattooing his name on her other flesh roll-up? Changing her last name to his? (Even if just on youtube.) There are definitely options and before it's all said and done, I hope she hits every single one. C'mom chantal, show mama some sugar and I don't mean 🍰 either.
 
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This racist bitch was going to try and cut out nigger foods!
Please get ur eyes checked, and once you do, go back to school, then back to your Reddit fucks.

It’s TRIGGER foods, not nigger foods. And even if you thought the Tr looked like an N, after looking at it on her drawing, you clearly see “processed foods” right next to it w a list of her trigger foods below…

Since when are chips “nigger foods”

Smdh.
 
See, this is how it starts. Somebody on The Farms wonders whether Chantal might be drinking more alcohol than is healthy, and that we're actually aware. Someone else jumps in with how she might be pulling that off. Some others point out the times she was actually drinking on camera, with an "it tasted like dessert, of course she was" thrown in for good measure. It builds on that until an alcoholic Chantal is actually anticipated, and then finally the possibility of her driving drunk is mentioned. Meanwhile, a bunch of gomers throughout the Chantaliverse are reading this shit and next thing you know they're in her chat yelling at her about being a drunk driver and taking out entire groups of schoolchildren. Not to mention threats to call the police and some idiots actually calling the police.

My point is, could we just stick with the stuff we legitimately know she's doing until something new passes the reasonable person test?


It's not that I think it's my job to tell people what to post and what not to post, but we have to draw the line somewhere, right? We should at least draw it at creating Chantal lore ourselves.
 
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Please get ur eyes checked, and once you do, go back to school, then back to your Reddit fucks.

It’s TRIGGER foods, not nigger foods. And even if you thought the Tr looked like an N, after looking at it on her drawing, you clearly see “processed foods” right next to it w a list of her trigger foods below…

Since when are chips “nigger foods”

Smdh.
It was a joke you retard.
 
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