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- 27 Lut 2019
Chantal "The Great Honkening" arc incoming?!?!?!
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Out of curiosty, does that formula considers the difference in density between fat and muscle? a cow, not chinny but a real cow, would have a lower fat percentage than chinny, who is mostly built of blubber.Regarding the weight of Chantal, I believe she is around 340. Granted, Chantal has a different fat distribution to Drunk Anna, but I think the same formula for estimating the weight of livestock can be used. With an established height of 61 inches and an estimated girth of 55 inches and my adulteration of the formula found here we get 335 lbs. (Add 5 lbs for the shit wigs, shit makeup, and shit filling her gut)
My challenge with having any confidence in this weight estimate is that I have not been able to get a clear reference photo of her front and side profiles to begin establishing bust, waist, and hip measurements for accurate calculations.
I can’t see anything at @TeracottaPah ‘s time stamps. Its the 6-minute New Years video?Good to see her transformation into a literal catfish is complete.
Scuzzy pre coffee beeze look (late, for archive purposes)
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Hey friend, I was just pointing out her catfish whiskers, I've circled them for you:I can’t see anything at @TeracottaPah ‘s time stamps. Its the 6-minute New Years video?
I'm referring to it in regards to Chantal and his menopause gang.Nobody here said he was attractive. Being at the bottom of the barrel means that you can only improve from there. I’m beyond sure that nobody here would even fuck him, not even with someone else’s vagina, but maybe if he didn’t look like a worm that grew up in the dirt under a meth lab, he could do better than women like Chantal and Deedee. Maybe he could start fucking slightly less crazy women with a little smidgeon of self worth. Different strokes for different folks and I’m sure there are woman who looked twice and decided it was a no just because of his teeth.
He’s ugly. He’s definitely ugly to us. But he’s not ugly to everyone, obviously. If I were him, I would at least try to get out of the league of mentally ill, obese bald women with no hygiene and even less boundaries.
Lack of estrogen....How is she so fat and yet her ass is absolutely tiny??
Yes. Look more carefully-there’s lots of visible fur like hair fuzz at the edges of her moon sized face, probably it’s been a while since her sugar boy threaded or shaved it off and the regrowth is tremendous. She could definitely be featured as a bearded bald ogre attraction at some traveling circus back in the day. Guess now that circus of freaks is called the YouTubeI can’t see anything at @TeracottaPah ‘s time stamps. Its the 6-minute New Years video?

Hey friend, I was just pointing out her catfish whiskers, I've circled them for you:
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So…strap in, boys and girls.This… This… THIS… THIS… THIS is the Chantal Show arc I’ve been waiting for!
I was hoping that she would start in on alcohol, but I’d nearly given up hope.
My evidence that this is coming is that Chantal becomes INSTANTLY addicted to EVERY new thing she tries:
•Food
•Coke
•Men
•Middle Eastern food
•Marijuana (bubba-ganoosh, lokma, pitas, et al).
She WILL drink herself into alcoholism, I guarantee it. She’ll realize that booze is far easier to come by than weed, it TASTES OF DESSERT, it’s cheaper(?) than weed, doesn’t make her cough, doesn’t stink up the Villa, and munchies are somewhat mitigated.
Oh, and the irony that Schmee started her on this journey by serving red velvet cake Baileys at the Christmas extravaganza, is delicious.
I’m afraid that hangovers will be the only thing that could turn her off, but once she’s really truly addicted, she’ll power through and eventually become the drunk bitch we all know she has in her.
AND! When she’s really and truly hooked, it WILL kill her, make no mistake; varying hypertension issues, heart, and of course liver. If she doesn’t die from alcoholic side-effects, she’ll die from detoxing from booze, which is extremely dangerous to do without medical supervision which we know she won’t get.
I’m sorry, I’m just excited.