🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

A question I haven't seen asked allot is, What was he doing in the streets of Portugal at around 1am and with 150 euros almost $200 dollars in his purse? Was he actually looking for prostitutes and or drugs? I really can't think of a reason that's not nefarious..

Even If I was traveling to a super white country like Switzerland, I doubt I would be walking the streets past midnight for any reason.

Best theory right now, drunk from the bars, seems he was wearing the same shirt he posted earlier to Twitter from the wedding photo at the bar. So likely, out drunk and looking to score.

 

[Herpes Complex]

Powerleveling but being in the hospital they will keep you doped up on whatever the necessary drugs to keep you calm. He probably feels very relaxed, but on the other hand these drugs make you very vulnerable to spilling your guts about things you shouldn't talk about. Now would be the time to provoke Ralph into over-sharing.

Too bad he had to pick the last place on Earth a white kid could get fucked up in.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Powerleveling but being in the hospital they will keep you doped up on whatever the necessary drugs to keep you calm. He probably feels very relaxed, but on the other hand these drugs make you very vulnerable to spilling your guts about things you shouldn't talk about. Now would be the time to provoke Ralph into over-sharing.

Ralph has nothing to share other then what actually happened to him last night. Dudes shameless as fuck and open about him being a POS.

 

[Bloodypinky]

Portuguese prostitutes really know how to throw hands.

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

They aren't going to give him fucking Dilaudid to keep him calm. They'll give him something far more mild for the pain and if he's freaking the fuck out they'll give him a low dosage of Ativan.

Im not saying what drugs. Just saying what is necessary to give him to shut the fuck up so they can do their jobs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Now would be the time to provoke Ralph into over-sharing.

“Ralph, did your life flash before your eyes as you chewed that curb? Did you see your father shoving his dick up your pooper? Could you smell his beer breath and taste his cum? Just curious.”

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

At 6 pm today these are posted in May’s thread about the first “ SO Strong” Twitter update

There is nothing about love nor her and the baby being thankful he's alive. Where is the Christ is Kang? It's a sterile health update. She either doesn't care or it wasn't written by her.

The fact that it was ended with “He’s so strong!!” and thanking people for their concern points to it being written by the delusional fat wigger. 99.999999% of the internet is howling with laughter and thinks Ralph got exactly what he deserved, where the fuck are all the well wishes and concern? Only in Ralph’s imagination.

But the “he’s so strong” is just pure Ralph cope and what he wants someone to crow about to soothe his destroyed ego.

Any actual, real GF post would strike a scared and upset tone. Trad cath would ask for “prayers” and be worried about poor Ralphie. Instead we get Ralph’s retard version of a news release with his version of ego damage control.

Now at 9 pm this is posted to Twitter.

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Ralph is not only still reading KF in his hospital bed but posting to May’s Twitter account too.

 

[Telemeter]

I wonder if Ralph checked the box for "heart conditions" in the paperwork hey handed him when he was somewhat lucid.

 

[PLcr0w]

Holy fucks Jims Twitter today, good thing gunty has his oxyberries otherwise he might have an actual stroke, its the dawn of the last day boys, the gunt may be on his last line here

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

This is probably why Meigh and the few other people who still liked Ralph have gone silent or are openly mocking him. They know his entire persona has evaporated overnight. I think Meigh really bought into his shit, and she has to be undergoing a serious gut-check right now, no pun intended.

You know, now that you mention it, what's going through Meigh's mind right now must be inconceivably horrifying. To walk a moment in her horseshoes, she's being confronted with the reality that the cretin she allowed to impregnate her, and whose child she is on the verge of birthing, was almost beaten potentially to death on another continent. She's now all alone, stuck forever regardless of what else she does for her entire life with the reputation of being that freak who got with the world's shortest and most impotently angry pig. The only solace she could try to grasp is communication via Twitter and trying to drum up public sympathy and the overwhelming majority of what she's seeing is an outpouring of people laughing--laughing--that the fat unbearable slob she's shackled herself to could have died and is now in a hospital awaiting surgery, stranded in a foreign country for who knows how long.

I guess sometimes life really does give people what they deserve lol.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

They aren't going to give him fucking Dilaudid to keep him calm. They'll give him something far more mild for the pain and if he's freaking the fuck out they'll give him a low dosage of Ativan.

He needs skull surgery dude. They are going to fuck him up as much as they can because any movement could worsen the damage severely until they can get it fixed.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Ralph needes to start up
Super Adventure Club. He could try to molest kids from the globe.
Later he could rate how bad he got his ass beat in country.

 

[None Drunk Username]

Ralph's life has been drastically altered by this beating. He's going to have ongoing medical issues, it's going to have an impact on his brain, and he's definitely going to have PTSD. I wouldn't be surprised if he seems like a completely different person. I smashed my head into a windshield in a car accident once and despite no permanent damage I felt this sort of dream-like dislocation for a whole year after. I know he's probably just dazed, and it's too early to tell, but I just get a sense that all of his false confidence has been ripped away from him and he's completely lost. I can't wrap my head around suffering a nearly fatal beating in a foreign country with no access to finances, no friends except a pedo sociopath fiance, and an autistic simp who's probably on his way out the door. Nevermind the fact that tens of thousands of people are watching it unfold with amusement and (justifiably) smug satisfaction. Fucking wide-awake nightmare. I'd have a panic attack every 10 minutes and probably consider anheroing.

This is probably why Meigh and the few other people who still liked Ralph have gone silent or are openly mocking him. They know his entire persona has evaporated overnight. I think Meigh really bought into his shit, and she has to be undergoing a serious gut-check right now, no pun intended.

It's crazy how one night of retardation can permanently alter your entire life. Ralph definitely has been putting in work for this result for years, but it does happen randomly. Definitely take this as a reminder that fucking with the wrong one, poor impulse control, waddling around like a tard with no regard for you surroundings, can all render you a vegetable in less than 5 minutes.

I'm sure he's already had his lifespan drastically reduced from drugs, alchohol, and being fucking fat. I can't imagine adding punchdrunk to that list is going to make his life any longer.

 

[Herpes Complex]

Ralph needes to start up
Super Adventure Club. He could try to molest kids from the globe.
Later he could rate how bad he got his ass beat in country.

Africa, specifically Rwanda, would literally fuck him to death. I think they would even make a front butt out of his gunt.

 

[AltisticRight]

Orbital fracture?! Damn, that's one steep street.

His location was probably prophecy. God saw how much Ralph wanted to utterly pwn that pesky s-s-s-tuttering a-log Andy Warski and this is divine intervention. He'll be stuck in Portugal for probably 4-6 weeks. Has Andy ever had such an extended stay? Warski BTFO. Ralph takes another W.

Also, this hasn't been mentioned. The clawing around Ralph's slanted slits might be caused by his made in China trash Gucci sunglasses.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

The resemblance is uncanny.
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I was thinking more like...

 

[Un uomo che ti ama]

Ô mar salgado, quanto do teu sal
São lágrimas do Guntugal?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

He needs skull surgery dude. They are going to fuck him up as much as they can because any movement could worsen the damage severely until they can get it fixed.

He's A morbidly obese man with a history of heart attack. Extreme drugs that also happen to be cardiopulmonary depressants aren't the best idea.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Orbital fracture?! Damn, that's one steep street.
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His location was probably prophecy. God saw how much Ralph wanted to utterly pwn that pesky s-s-s-tuttering a-log Andy Warski and this is divine intervention. He'll be stuck in Portugal for probably 4-6 weeks. Has Andy ever had such an extended stay? Warski BTFO. Ralph takes another W.

Also, this hasn't been mentioned. The clawing around Ralph's slanted slits might be caused by his made in China trash Gucci sunglasses.

Maybe the brain damage will give Ralph a stutter too. The possibilities are endless.